Worst thing you've done at highschool?

Worst thing you've done at highschool?

funny pic unrelated

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used to graffiti (very detailed and graphic) vaginas over all the boys bathrooms. was fun and harmless until people started shitposting on my vaginas and writing all the gay students' names on em. they got sanded and painted over after that

is faggot op gonna speak or nah

Jerked off in the middle of class.
Came all over bathroom stalls, door handles, sinks, etc.
Stabbed a guy in the knee with a pen

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There was this maintenance ladder that was always accessible (the gate blocking it was never locked) that led to the roof. If I saw someone unsuspecting walk by, I'd drop something small, like a pen or something, onto them. I always missed the first few times I tried it. By the end of my senior year, it turned into a competition with a couple buddies and I got scarily good at hitting people with small objects from about 3 stories up. Never got caught.

Smoke weed in front parking lot, right in front of camera
Drank a half pint of whiskey before tech shop
Set off smoke alarm and had school evacuated
I did some things.

Didn't do my homework for Mr Jones.

I went on Disneychannel.com without my parents' permission.

I shot up my school

Are you me?

I used my autism card to scrape by all throughout middle and highschool.

I'm probably still at a 8th grade level of education.

> Normal day at school
> Lots of shouting as i walk to class
> End of day finds out kid was fucking in school bathroom
> Roflmao

the shop teacher? from montana?

I can write it out detailed if you want..

Ye

>GREENTEXT
>GREENTEXT
>GREENTEXT

I know what town you live in boy

Okay so
> I had gotten my things and was walking to my Class down the hallway.
> I pass by my grade's male bathroom on the way and hear yelling.
> Sounds of girl yelling at another girl and possible male friend. "WHAT THE FUCK--"
>Goes to class and asks if anyone knows.
> Nop. Later on finds out that the chick in there was being eaten out by her boyfriend.
> Police Arrive because shes sending nudes around.
> Police find out, Parents and School find out.
> Expelled with record.
> Ayy lmao.

I don't think so, maybe you're me?

>A girl I knew was a total attention whore.
>Never arrived to class on time and always made sure to make a huge fuss about it.
>Didn't talk to her all that much but i did have a few conversations with her.
>Her wrists had cuts and burns all over them, she wore t-shirts so she never hid them
>I asked her why she was hurting herself like that.
>She said ''No one loves me and my life is painful'' etc etc.
>''No one loves you? What about your parents or you boyfriend?''
>Answer she gave to me was something like ''They don't really love me'' or some shit
>Made a point not to interact with her too much after that, because she's an attention whore
>End of the school year she came up to me and asked if I wanted to go somewhere with her that Sunday
>I'm not good in these situations so I couldn't say no even though I didn't like her
>Sunday came and we went to the top of one of those tower car parks
>Just as we got to the top she told me that she wanted to be here as a witness to her suicide
>Oh shit, I thought, she was going to jump and she was going to force me to watch
>Had I know she was going to do this shit I would never have gone with her
>Not watching unless you do a flip, I said that to try and shock her into realizing this was stupid
>Complete shock was written all over her face. She had thought I'd try to stop her
>Ehh?! A-aren't you try to stop me?
>Nah, go ahead, If you really wanted to live you'd stop yourself
>After a while she got down off the edge

She walked up to me afterwards and tried to hug me with tears in her eyes but i told her I loved someone else, she asked me who and I told her to read the first letter of every line.

>be me
>senior in high school
>TA for gym teacher
> she's pretty hot
> know I'm never gonna be lucky enough to touch her
> give me the keys to her office which is in the girls locker room so I can finish a PowerPoint for her
> whole hour to myself alone in the girls locker room
> her laptop doesn't have any internet restrictions on it
> ohmygod.png
> lock the one door into the locker room
> take off pants
> turn on private browsing to cover my bases
> proceed to turn on hardcore lesbian squirting video and play it load
> grab some paper towels so I can cum on her desk
> NUT.jpg
> came all over my hot gym teachers desk in the middle of the school day
> cleaned it all up closed the tab and unlocked the door
> finished the PowerPoint
> she comes in and says "good job user! I'll use this tomorrow"
> has no idea her hand is in the same spot my cum was
> no one ever suspected a thing

Took off cap of the light in the ceiling of the bathroom, pissed in it and hung it back

This is copypasta, nice try faggot

you are very clever

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>Drew a dick in the bible.

I cheated off stacy during the math test.

>be me
>sophomore
>on bus back from a technical college for some engineering shit
>trip was sponsored by the shop class so the bus is full of retards, especially freshmen
>get this beautiful idea
>sitting in the middle of the bus, all the retards seem to be sitting in the rows behind me
>stand up, wave my hands in the air motioning the tards to join me
>start scream-moaning
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>all the retards start to do it with me, some even matching my pitch
>teachers turn around, staring at the back of the bus in confusion and fear
>tfw I got a bus full of retards screaming as if they were my choir
>never felt so powerful

Senior Prank - We jerked off and pissed in the Gatorade cooler for the girls basketball team - we sat in the stands watching all the girls swallow our cum. Like 20 girls. Somebody narc'd but we denied it. Got in like 5 fights because of it - boyfriends... Lol

I once took a shit on the school toilet.

I'm male.

Once got a super sneaky back of the class handjob in geometry
Attention slut x10 always ended up by me
She was always grabbing me under the table
She loved to grab me when I was called in for answer or whatnot
Once tucked a raging boner while showing my work for a graph prob
Lol got that question wrong
>fail class
handjobs galore tho
Twas cash

Samefag
I also worked construction for the school one summer
Always closed the site
Had the keys cuz I opened the site and closed it since I was there early anyways
>football practice
Constantly took chicks to see the "new gym and all the new classes"
Nothing is better than bending a bitch over the same sawhorse you laid the wood over early that day
'Twas also cash

every Tuesday and Thursday i took a dump on the seat of the middle stall, they questioned me when i did it every day, because cameras, so i cut it down to tues and thurs during class switches. Shit was hilarious, i sometimes came back inside to wash my hands just to hear people laughing or freakin out about it, idk why i find that shit so funny. i do it on my dorm floor now, only on Mon-wed. Shit is hillarrrious

I find the current concept amongst most Society of "boyfriend and girlfriend" highly ridiculius.
We are the billion people living in eden's garden, and yet we are too egoistic about human people being under our ownership that we don't even get to taste like 1 different Apple ever at all when one girl from the lottery billion claims your penis for herself and herself only
I don't even know how I got to this now, and I know it's being completely topic irrelevant, but it just does not get into my mind that I'm 22 and still virgin, yet women all around me are having sex all the time as long as that one very particular person is near around them.

i took a shit in the toilet...and...
wait for it...
i didn't flush it.

Not lose my virginity

>greentext

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

Smearmy period blood all over the bathroom stall. Tied my tampon on the handle.
Also kicked the shit out of a sophomore when I was a senior because she saw me smoking weed outside of school and thought I sold. She bugged me for three weeks every day until I snapped. Broke her nose. Got suspended.

Sold meth to the "special" class promising it was a study-aid.

Tits or gtfo

Browse Sup Forums, just like you.

Newfag

i skipped class like twice

>green text comin

I almost got charged with assult because i kissed a girl. Fucking retarded

Some chick left a tampon on the courtyard. The ground is STILL stained.

hung around the wrong people, ended up getting suspended

>was constantly called a pussy
>they got me into a fight with some random kid

lurk moar

I've got one, it didn't happen at school but while I was in high school. Let's just say it involved over 50 reports to the police and being charged with criminal damage to property.
Anyone care to hear this story?

Sure faggot. Dont make us beg.

called a black teacher a nigger by writing it on a desk and then blamed it on a kid with autism

looked at some website my mom emailed me...it was some stupid flash thing telling me to look at the dot and tilt my head, the image turns into a guy farting with gas cartoon coming out. some stupid teacher saw it and yelled at me.

No faggot. Learn the fucking rules.

> get drunk in campus
> got some spyware in pcs and read some fucked up stuff from fb accounts
> took down the school' network every time I felt like no going to class
> got into teachers' accounts and modified my grades, 93 final grade
> got some remote access to speakers in conference rooms, I played porn through them every time teachers had a conference
> loosened the screws on the bathroom doors so they eventually fell down when someone opened them
Plus the usual

Tell us the story

God that is some edgy shit

Are you fucking retarded?

>Not knowing tits or gtfo applies if the story is not possible to tell unless you clarify you are female
>Muh internet rules maymay

You are just a newfag

Nothing

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when i was a freshman i got to rail this senior chick for awhile she was like 5/10 but i was 14 and trying to fuck after awhile she wanted 2 be official then started to see other girls behind her back. used to fill the toilets with pottery glaze to have the water always look like piss , pissed in the soap dispenser , stole clay scales , and was over all autistic and loud

> Fat asian autistic naruto nerd picks a fight with Boxer jock kid at my school.
> Asian talks himself up.
> Asians down in 5 seconds.

Fucked a girl in the science bathrooms, got head all over the football field, hotboxed a car in the school parking lot. I wasn't a really good kid, just super horny.

My high school had an open type campus. There were 4 academic buildings, an arts building, and the main building that housed all the offices and the lunchroom. Each building had at least 4 entrance doors.

I bought a bunch of super glue, and shot some in every lock, on every building. The next morning looked like a locksmiths convention.

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shit on a teachers door (into her classroom)

My students

Skipped class with a buddy and smoked weed above the auditorium in the rafters while laughing hysterically watching the choir practice. We also found spray paint up there and wrote the names of all the people we hated. I was such a faggot

Came to school high on tramadol, OxyContin, adderall, alprazolam, niravam, weed, and DXM constantly. Never did my homework. Leaked nudes of some kid who put them online. Made me and another kid play Russian roulette with a loaded .357 magnum. Got into a fight. Knocked a guy out at lunch for spitting on me. Sold adderall and alcohol to freshmen. Skipped a lot of days.

Went to the Les Schwab down the road took every single junk Tire they had in the trailer(5 trips with 5 pickups) then stack them in front of every entrance to the school about 10 foot high and waited till morning to enjoy the chaos. Got 5 days suspension for that.

Broke in to school lockers after hours general fuckery with peoples shit, took the good stuff. Found a pack of pads in one, opened them up and stuck them on as many lockers a I could and pissed all over them.... super absorbent.

>had to take an elective class
>Furniture and Cabinet Making
>only other kids in the class were rednecks and gansters that didn't turn in their registration forms
>teacher was a little old black guy that was actually really alpha i think he was an army guy at one point but he let us fuck around
>we always took it too far
>fights in class
>making fun of each other across the whole class
>10-15 of us threw paper balls at him every time he tried to write on the white board
>started throwing nails and rulers and shit at him
>broke the tools
>didn't learn anything
>one day we were up to the usual shit
>and he said he had to leave to go to the bathroom
>there was an office in the shop class with a big glass window and the light was always off
>so the teacher left and everybody went wild, hitting shit with hammers to break them
>nail fights across the class
>throwing books
>going outside in the hall
>finally the teacher came back and everyone sat down
>then he opened the office and the school resource officer from the sheriffs department popped out and said he had been there the whole time and started giving us a lecture and pointing at people that were "going with him"
>i put my head down and acted innocent and I didn't get called out
>i am also a really unassuming looking white guy so that helped
No other really crazy stories
Smoked some cigarettes outside during lunch
Skipped class a lot, got dropped off by my mom with my bmx bike so I could ride home after and just didn't go and went and fucked around in town all day

Sold 24 pot cookies in school
>have easily 300+ dollars in cash
>last class of the day
>pull it out
>teacher sees
>flips shit
>tries to grab it
>instinct kicks in
>stiff arm her
>put money in pocket
>she continues lesson

>at Dick's Sporting Goods
>friend is buying shoes
>we notice the baseball bats
>both of us start talking about the mailbox baseball scene in Stand By Me
>we agree it looks fun as fuck
>bat is $30, why not?
>before we know it, 5 of us are going out on school nights hitting mailbox after mailbox
>destruction all over the county
>we hit well over 200 in our 2 month spree
>one day I get called to the office at school
>it's a fucking cop
>ohshit.jpg
>takes me outside, asks me why I think he's there
>"Uh... I'm not sure?" (I'm really not, my friends and I were doing illegal shit all the time)
>"We've gotten over 50 calls about smashed mailboxes from all over the county. We know you did it."
>I was the self proclaimed MVP of mailbox baseball among my friends
>I knew I was done for right there

I fucked up and got fucked in court for that, but I still got off pretty easy because I was a minor and a first time offender. We ended up making the state news for that one.
Still, I'll always have that story to look back on and laugh at.

Poured 1/2 cup of flour into a toilet and flushed it.
No joke, it essentially acts like cement and expands and clogs the pipes. Eventually it pushes back up.

Roll

Gotta try that flour one

Roll

I used a cheap baseball bat for that. I cut the end off, stuffed some foam about 10 inches down into the barrel of the bat and filled it with concrete. It would fucking destroy a mailbox.

A couple of friends heard our mailbox baseball stories and decided to try it after we had been at it for a month. They got caught on the second mailbox, and ended up having to replace all the ones we had destroyed.

Played RuneScape all day

Oh shet

not how tits or gtfo works

There was this dumb whore going around and handing it condoms. She thought the shit was funny, idk. She was a hambeast. Anyway, she slipped a condom into my ass pocket and I didn't think anything of it. When I went to the bathroom later that day, I remembered I had the condom in my pocket. I took out the condom (Magnum with lubricant) and stretched it all the way over the urinal head and handle. Chuckled and walked away. Eventually it became a legend among the people because I heard lots talk and laugh. I continued to do this for a year straight, about 3 days out of the week in different male bathrooms. The shit was cash and nobody could figure out who was doing it.

Way to go Satan

Spent a majority of my second semester of senior year cumming on this

Hey now I ain't gotta type mine, thanx
Fucked in janitors closet doin lines off their table thing

roll

Legend

haha I got a degree with that shit.

it took me 8 years but whatever, the cost was refunded cuz autism kek

ditched Social Studies for a sand castle building demo

You're a fucking maniac.

14 years old is the most represented age for sex offenders.

Prosecutors are worthless motherfucking shithole assholes. They should all be beaten with broom handles and left on throughways to be run over by large lorries

Going to do this so much.

>she used to send hella videos of her modeling different panties and pissing all over her bathroom
>deleted all of them post breakup and it was technically CP because she was 17
If I have one regret in life

>Thanks Lorries

I bought a sandwich and chucked it at someone across the cafeteria