Neighbour called me a failure

Neighbour called me a failure
What to do with his car
Dubs decide

>Pic related
>It's his car

Are you a failure?

>checked
No I'm not

Welllllllllllll since you want to destroy his property because he hurt your feelings, I would say he was spot on calling you a failure.

Lol both dubs wasted, scratch a penis on his wind mirror

He didn't hurt my feelings, I just never liked him
I just feel like doing something to his car

Check'd

You never fuck with a man's car. Ever. Go fuck something else up.

Shit on on it

Jizz on it then put shit all over the door handles

Who?
Your not helping user

Diz

Yassaas

Check em

You prove your neighbor right in damaging his property, you fucking degenerate.

blow it up faggot.

>Stop being a failure
>Buy a car way nicer than his

smear your shit underneath the door handles

reroll

Pablo Escobar did that shit all the time anyway the goverment doesn`t own you fucking sheep blow that shit up

and again

Smear shit behind every handle/

WINRAR

Clean and wax it for him, twice a week for 6 weeks

Wash and wax it.

try growing up

This tbh.
Prove you aren't a childish failure by not being one you fucking autist.

Mr Magoo? Is that you?

Fag

Roll for this

Wash it and turtle wax it with your dick.

shit on it

DUBBBBBBBSSSSS

Get toothpicks, put each on the air pressure thing, just wait till all tires get deflated, nothing is more frustrating than this

>Take a key/nail/knife (it doesn't matter)
>Carve a dick into it
>If the alarms don't go off and no body sees
>Keep carving dicks into the car until no more room
>...
>Profit

Winrar!

kek winrar

WINRAR, YOU NIGGER. DELIVER OP.

>gets called a failure
>goes to failure headquarters, Sup Forums, to post about how he's TOTES NOT A FAILURE GUISE
>wat do i do to his car guys
>no its not because i'm a failure i just don't like him

how bout this, you fucking goob. go get laid. go make money. go work on a skill. your neighbor is right and jacking up his car isn't gonna change that. besides, his insurance will cover it anyway (people who aren't failures have that, you should look it up) and you'll probs get busted.

Cut his break lines. Teach him what real failure is.

>op not old enough to drive

Roll

Op listen, this is how you get even. You succeed at life and therefore show him you are not a failure.

key it, or burn it out

Op take a shit on the hood of his car

check em.

Your neighbor would probably know it was you if you fucked with his car too. Quit being butthurt and go do something productive with your life.

Rolling whoo

OP tried to blow up neighbors car

burnt his lips on the tailpipe

key "enjoy the shit" on the side
shit on roof
:)

Take a shit on the car op then take a pic of it

DaFuq is that? A Passat? Fuck that beta-mobile up. Throw some bologna on that niggers whip

So if you get caught at this prank, then you'll know what to do, rite?
The an hero comes to mind, failure.

Rolling

WINRAR deliver op it's not even that bad fag

WINRAR!!

Pay for it to get a oil change and for covering of any paint scrapes.

What is this shitbox, a Morris??

DING DING DING

nigger i was winrar first. GTFO. Hes turtle waxing that shit with his dick.

>neighbor called me failure
>gonna hurt car
>am not failure

Nigga you are a failure

Write "I know you are but what am I "

>gets called a failure
>is determined to prove it

You know he ain't gonna do that shit so let him take a shit on the car it's way easier for this autistic kid

First one to anger, loses. Congratulations, you lost.

Well I guess he failed his neighbor and Sup Forums. What a nigger.

Trips overrides dubs.

Das Bait?

CHECK THOSE TRIPS.

DAMN MY TRIPS DOE

what the fuck is happening with Sup Forums Sup Forums?
I remember when everyone would have given lots of creative and original ideas to piss of his neighbour but now most of you are only like ...
>grow up
>you're a failure
that'S bullshit...unless you'Re all newfags and summer fags

...

DAMN YOUR AUTISM DOE

leave it alone and stop being a failure

>Write "I know you are but what am I "
Trips / Kek

I told him to turtle wax the car with his dick! but hes a boi puss, so he aint gonna do it.

Put sugar in his gas tank

Be a failure and make his brakes fail

also, more OPs are becoming faggots

If your gonna be a dubs decide op fucking deliver idk why you would make it in the first place. Damn autistic fags

cut the car in half using thermite

Whatever it is you do or don't do OP, I just have to say that this is by far the dumbest fucking thing I've read. I fucking fell for the bait here because reading that shit actually made me shiver.

It was the neighbor that called him a failure, retard. Everyone here is just agreeing. What, you want us to comfort the little faggot? Jesus fucking tits on ice, you are the cancer that's killing Sup Forums.

Still waiting to see him turtle wax that with his dick. I got those fucking dubs for it too.

I know I hope he finally saw what was right and commited suicide

>this

Nah, hes a huge twink, he'll never do it.

sugar dont work, a few glasses of water will wreck the engine.

Op here
Winrar
Unfortunately I have to be a huge fgt.
I was siting in my front yard smoking some
He just woke up and he's eating breakfast in his living room. Can't do shit without getting caught.

If you want, I can wash his car tomorrow and turtle it tomorrow night

To every other retard in this thread:
I'm not a failure because I want to do something to somebody's car. I know for a fact that I'm not a failure, except for the fact that I'm waiting a lot of time talking to u retards

Sounds like you are not only a failure, but a total piece of shit OP. I think if anything, your neighbor is doing you a favor by pointing out a flaw. Which, I should point out, is something only the best of my friends would do. It's hard to admit faults, let it manifest into something positive instead of extending some retarded bullshit between you and the neighbor..... Don't be such a fag OP. I know it's in your nature as an OP, but you gotta break the cycle, bud.

Check'D

You got null dubs and can't even deliver. You're a fucking failure OP. Be an hero.

Fucking lying piece of autistic thrash

Ohhhhh yea. Im saving the thread. Ill be here, waiting. Dont be a fag, do it. Leave a huge dick mark right in the middle of the hood in wax.

Turtle dick?

Ohhhhh yea. Im saving the thread. Ill be here, waiting. Dont be a fag, do it. Leave a huge dick mark right in the middle of the hood in wax!

Whats is a summerfag?

Yes.

please be bait and not summerfag

SOMEONE ANSWER MY QUESTION

Take your key and write "l just love a good old fashion big black cock sometimes"