THINK OF YOUR OWN RIDDLES AND TELL THEM TO ME YOU FUCKING FILTHY PLEBS

THINK OF YOUR OWN RIDDLES AND TELL THEM TO ME YOU FUCKING FILTHY PLEBS

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what smells like a fart, but tastes like a burp?

ur mum

What?

Gas

I hold that which encompasses the planet, but am only as large as you. What am I?

brussel sprouts

That puzzle is giving me a panic attack

What's red but smells like blue paint?

>683869456
red paint...

What walks on 4 legs during the day, 2 at noon, and 3 at night?

The internet.

>Your Welcome

A fish has 2883 scales on the left side and 2883 scales on the right side, which side has the most scales?

red paint

ur mums arse

Ok I am stumped on these 2

The outside

Trick question. Fish don't have scales. They have gills.

True

What has two letters that are the same, but also does not?

Air? Money? People? Sex dolls?

>man kind
Greek mythology?

yep

The outside

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_scale

A fish without blue face, cold as death with key or lids brings high mountains down?

I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
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False, the black bear

I'm the birthplace of all memes. What am I? Hint: Starts with 4 and ends with n.

Wh... what have I got in my pocket...?

your mom?

The loominatee

...

Water. Ez.

Something for me?

ME, ME, I KNOW, IT'S 4 HORSEMEN!

Oxygen?

got it. 4gagn

Jornko, the faceless mountain-smashing fish of death.

Kek

Air

your handses?

A rotten egg

A person going through life

your handses

obligatory

Technically correct

>reaches in pocket, pulls out middle finger
ah, I'm just joshin you
>reveals a shiny quarter
Don't tell your grandma, now

I have no mouth but I must scream. What am I?

Sphinx

always running, never walks
often murmurs, never talks,
has a bed but doesn't sleep.
has a mouth but never eats.
wat iz it Sup Forums?

Trick question. I'm not wearing pants.

When is 100 less than 70?

The main character of the short story "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream"

I am the answer. What am I?

Methane?

When women cry rape

In Z 80, the group of integers modulo 80.

42?

Water?

a river

River, duh.

a river?

River

The answer is time

=O

spoooooOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOoooookyyyyyyyyyyy!

When it's in dollars

That wiki page was edited.

what gets wetter as you dry it and dryer as you wet it?

Joke's on you. My grandma would laugh in your face and leave you with nothing but quarters and shame.

>87.4
>less than 70

Eurotrash. Enjoy your dune coons.

time and Jonko

Drying yourself off with a towel

Thinly veiled, user.

That's why I divorced her

Smart but the answer was a microwave. This works too though.

It is found between Nigger and Queer, and also is both.

the mighty fawn

Matt, Pat or Woolie

[4x5]

11011001100110011111

11111001111110001000

10001000100010001000

11111000111100011111

11111001111110011001

11111000111010001000

11111001111110011001

11111000101110011111

op?

>sad face

a dustbin

my welcome what

A microwave?! Nigger, are you plum fucking retarded?

100 != 1:00

Bingo.

Your welcome stocking.

Baby, adult, old person
I love the dark tower series

three old ladys go to a baseball game together. they bring with them a ten pack of beer. They enjoy thier beer and watch the game. As the baseball game continues the old women get quite drunk. The old ladys have drank eight and three quarters of thier beer.

What inning is it and is there anybody on base?

if you type in 8 0 it will run for 60 seconds. If you type 1 0 0 it'll run for 60.

There's no such thing as a 10 pack of beer, you fucking nose queef.

i mean 80. whatever i'm drunk

done and dawn

this gave me cancer.

Riddle me this
riddle me that
what is that cube and can i have it

there is in the UK with some brands.

...no, you slippery kike. It will run for 80 seconds if you type 80.

That's an imaginary place.

Dark tower series??
This better be bait you fucking loser because i took a huge fucking bite out of your blatant autism

kek

>I love the dark tower series

Fine. Press 7 0 and hit start. Then hit the 'add 30 seconds' button.

QED