Got a box in the mail

Got a box in the mail.
Guess what it is.
Dubs gets a hint.

Roll OP ROLL

Just tell us op

Dragon dildo.

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a bomb

Not close at all.

Here's a hint: it's very loosely related to cuttlefish.

Why did you open it already????

Tea

WHATS IN THE BOX?

Clearly a human CentiPad

your a fag

camouflage?

Please don't tell me your one of those tactical fags?

I've been lucky on my dubs lately, so I'll roll. Is it fish food?

nah man just going with the hint

Your a faggot and a liar

Roll, part 2

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i got you son

My book that should have come days ago

Bad dragon dildo.

Dude not even fucking with you I got three dubs almost in a row on a thread a couple days ago.

Get a Kindle. Hello! Welcome to the modern age, awful jackass.

No book.

Here's a hint though: it's strongly relating to books.

Kek. Also, dubs

Dubs

open it fag I cant take this

Oh yeah your not fucking me? how come I can feel your tongue up my ass?

Psshhhhh. Goin for quints

another hint

OP lost his post, It's hopeless grab your gun johnny

This

Timestamp or fake OP

.... Cause you're literally a faggot...?

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Fleshlight for your small smelly dick?

Nice dubs

Hint: it's use is considered fancy. Personally I just like the feel of using it after switching and getting hooked.

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The massive dildo you bought.

OP here with a visual hint this time

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Battleloads!!!

And yet dispite posting like 6 contents in THIS thread I can't get a single dubs

An embarrassing photo of SpongeBob at the Christmas party?

Thank you for the box thread, I love these threads, thank you :) :)

That was yesterday faggot

Suicide note from your pet cuddlefish

waifu pillowcase

a penis ring, self-piercing set?

Well a lot of stuff happened since yesterday for me so fuck off m8

Roll so I can go to bed

Clues, let's go

Holy triple dubs

Okay big hint: it's a liquid.

Get dubs or I wont glue his dildo in your asshole

Boom bitch
dubs resurrected
Even though but now the chances are in my favor

Anal beach

socks

vape nation

It's ink

Underrated toast xD

we get it you vape

....Well FUCK my life

Calligraphy ink / fountain pen

Hint: it's a dye not a bleach but it isn't for bodyparts.

Ohhhhh did OP pick up some Acid? Didn't know Amazon had the plug

You got it! Couple of riddle masters here.

I forgive you, and myself.

I was both, just responded with more detailed answer. What did I win?

okay... wtf

You win a fat girl pussy

Pussy is always good. As an alternative, how about you write something fancy for me?

thread success

Oooh I like this idea.

How about just "Sleep tight, Princess."

What should I write?

See
Girlfriend just went to bed.

Come up with a limerick about fat girl pussy and write it with detailed calligraphy. Come on, you owe me this.

THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE YOU FAGGOT!


got my hopes up and shit

Fuck off, piggybacker.

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Doesn't have to be perfect or super fancy, the story, effort, and that I was thinking about her will be more than enough for a pretty good haul of brownie points.

Dude, literally I think I've gotten 4 or 5 dubs this thread.
Literally just two in a row from replying to someone about a dubs that I got

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Lol nice. Thanks a bunch, user. Quality thread.