SafeFag is back. My friend and I decided to say fuck it and try to open the bitch tonight

SafeFag is back. My friend and I decided to say fuck it and try to open the bitch tonight.

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Anymore suggestion to opening? We got a garage full of shit.

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Try to stab it with a screwdriver

Drill a hole, fill with water, put small explosive in hole and back the fuck up.

Get a metal wedge or railroad tie, and a sledge hammer and beat the hell out of the hinge.

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fuck it in the ass

u stole it user?

Put your dick on it

We have. Multiple times.
Sadly the one thing we don't have is a sledge hammer

I agree user.
OP, this is the best option.

Cut or use a chisel and break the hinge pin off. Door opens. Do I win a prize?

I am of communication of reality/life of picture of galaxy of:_{-\_"\_ Milky Way _/"_ of map of human/embassy/base/matter-ta-war of since/so/cause of human of living of military of nation of:_"\_ United States _/"_:-_ of:_{\_ Randy Cramer live at the Triad Theater on Nov 14, 2015 Part 2 _/"_ of moment/time of:_"\_ 13:41/1:34:02 _/"_:-_ of text of link of:_"\_ youtube.com/watch?v=gvumYInLXy8 _/"_:-_/}_:-_ of since of a human of named of:_"\_ Randy Cramer _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Marine Corps Special Section _/"_:-_ of military of:_"\_ United States Air Force _/"_:-_ of showed/communicated of the picture of galaxy of:_"\_ Milky Way _/"_:-_ of _/-}_:-_ since of Mericans of living of an exigency/emergency of a technology of body muscle flexing caused of energies at metals of in/at of human since of energies sent/from of machines of far of miles/kilometers of human of stimulated ta body muscle slackening/tensing; so I am of communication of spiel of technology of text of:_"-------\_
Three/3 communications/explanations/informations/texts of a technology:
1/One: body muscle movement caused/since of energies at human caused/since of energies sent from machines far of miles/kilometers;
and/or/an-other-communication of 2/Two: human of technology of machines...machines transmit/send energy...energy at/striked/hitting metals in human...metals moved/arranged...so/causing/thus...electricity of in of body so...body muscle flexing of human of living of tensing/slackening of muscle;
and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
_/-------"_:-_

What model is that?

Nah. Friend of mine's safe. They hadn't opened it years and don't remember what's in it. Friend also used to deal drugs so we're hoping it's good.

Find the model and I might be able to help

We're ahead of you already. Gonna try the saw to it.

youtube . com/watch?v=BjHnklj6PAs

?

H...have you tried calling the manufacturer?

I think we're beyond that point

We did. They basically told us to fuck off.

This isn't really "safe," now is it?

>2 minutes
>fast motion

I just kek'd myself.

Also, yes, samefag.

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Bumping and sticking around

lol they thought u stole it.

most safes have a secondary hinge on the inside to prevent this from working

Do not, I REPEAT.

DO NOT
EVER

CUT THESE OPEN WITH TORCHES.

EVER.

Some people hang live grenades on the inside of these things as booby traps for the unaware.

Oh yeah. They were baffled we even asked.

Thank you, I try.

Well it's my friends safe so we're not worried about that.

thats the point, faggot

dont listen to him OP. use torches.

No I don't think they do.

Where's the niggers key?

Sorry, haven't been following the development of this thread.

He more than likely did

Looks like you already fucked up. Good job user

for reals though some do. They store shit that they'd rather be destroyed in their with a live grenade hanging in such a way that if the door opens the pin is pulled. Side effect is that if you cut them open with a torch they explode. Totally unintended but equally effective.

i think you've watched to many shitty action movies.

I'm so mad

Careful op sometimes these safes are rigged with nerve gas by sick freaks

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Boo!!

does it pay off to steal shit nigger?

are you serious?

Crime pays doesnt it friendo ;^)

oh you little sausage you ;-)

Should i Sup Forums ?

yes

No balls do it fag

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inb4 opened with key

smack it with your dick

K here we go!

Checked.

you lolicon enjoyer, just open it!

Ohhh you!

YOU LITTLE TEASE!

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its banana desu IM BETTING DUBS ON IT

Well, now I've officially seen the creepiest thread in Sup Forums...

Its heavy Sup Forumsro.

>was expecting a dinosaur

random coins?

Yeah

are they worth much?

I was expecting...

>Expecting weird japanese porn magazines.

Only $17.35 each :(

that bathroom has aids

The fuck kinda gay shit is that I expected guns. Drugs , dildo at.least femanon here

are you that nigger that invests his money in silver

>femanon here

and i expect your tits or for you to GTFO

Post tits with time stamp fucking whore you know the fucking rules.

i think there are two guys and your thinking about the other one

Nice extra trips there satan

kek, I remember that fucker

HEY BUY SILVER BUY SILVER RIGHT NOW

Too much to read damnit

yeah that fucking guy, what a fucken weirdo

At ceremony loll why do u think I'm browsing b

mfw>gold is worth more than platinum and palladium

fail excuse is fail
only option is for you to GTFO

the fuck are you drinking?

...are you on Sup Forums at a wedding?

I am so irate right now

ill never understand that pleb

Fuck off gypsy pterodactyl

>femanon here
>special treatment please
>I demand this thread is about me now

Fuck off slut, no one with any self respect gives a fuck about your gender.

Lest she accept shes nothing but a pair of tits and once she shows off her wares Im happy to give her some attention.

Fuck u nigger haha Yeee this is boring and everything in camel speak
Vodka and white grape juice. The juice a little strange but it's good, an Indian people thing


Also fuck all u niggers

are you the same faggot from veracruz?

go into bathroom, take picture of tits

you act like this is the first time you've been asked to expose yourself at a wedding

SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM

Bullshit. Who doesn't remember what they put in a safe. Such bullshit