When was the last time you had sex Sup Forums? (Fapping doesn't count)
Even number = You're telling the truth
Odd number = You're fucking lying
Dubs = Confirmed virgin
Trips = Forever alone
When was the last time you had sex Sup Forums? (Fapping doesn't count)
Even number = You're telling the truth
Odd number = You're fucking lying
Dubs = Confirmed virgin
Trips = Forever alone
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Kek
Never
Kek
an hour ago
About a week and a half ago. Have a girlfriend. Love her to death, but she sucks in bed and even after 3 years the only thing she does well in bed is suck dick.
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and/or/an-other-communication of 3/Three: STIMULATION OF BODY-MOVING/LIKE-SENSE SINCE OF ELECTRICITY OF CAUSED OF IN OF BODY SINCE 1. tiny metals in human 2. metals moved since of energies striked/hitting metals 3. energies sent/from machine far/distant/not-close/no-nearness of miles.
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2 months
Yesterday at a park.
Even number, Sup Forums knows I'm truthing.
Saturday.
5 years
Saturday night/Sunday morning
New Years. Losing my shit boys.
Year and a half ago. Got a blowjob a few months ago though.
today
3 months
10 months
Nigger
Fucked a prostitute on Monday. So much better than working for it.
2012. One night stand with a neighbor at the time.
2 months.
A month ago.
Today! Well, does oral count? If not, yesterday.
Oral doesn't count as losing your virginity you stupid faggot.
Today
Never
haven't had sex in like three weeks. my girlfriend is going crazy. taking too much adderall, staying up all night to study, just bought 2 cats. Shit is getting way out of hand.
very upset, dudes.
Today
Some chick I just met second time meeting with her
How about anal? I fucked her in the ass.
Last night.
Three weeks I guess.
Two months ago, I think. Can't remember. A little bit before my ex and I broke up.
well, looks like i wont be getting any sympathy
Last night in a dream...
friday, we spent the evening hanging out naked and then were eventually drunk enough to just fuck
should have worn a condom, didnt. E cups.
Never
She sounds stressed. Rub her back and don't be an ass. On the other hand, she might just be bat shit so who knows.
response to my anal question. Do you think if she let me do anal she's my GF now?
Well then yesterday. Jeez. You must be uptight from not getting any like I do.
15 minutes ago
July 2015
>just bought 2 cats
who the fuck buys cats? you gotta get out of that shit my dude.
No, girls have sex like men give eachother handshakes.
Never
Sunday 8 April 2012 ~2 AM MST
Valentines day, before me and the ex broke up
Wife and I just fucked, just got cleaned up and she's passed out already
never
I'm about to right now, taking a shit first
Last week
4 years ago, coincidentally it was my first and only time
WITNESS GREATNESS
It's been more than 5 years.
It only happened one time also.
That ethical concern about paying for sex is getting less and less important...
LIES FROM THE WOLF
even number, quads
i guess i won't get laid my entire life
rolling 4 quads
Saturday,girl stayed over,couldn't fit my huge cock(even if her mouth),but bitch blew me like there was no tommoeow,swallowed all of it too.
9hours ago
girls give handshakes as well :^) high five if you get the joke!
checked
Had sex yesterday, banged my wife like a monkey with a drum, rollin anyway
*sigh* It's been a little over a year. I really need to find a fuck buddy before trying a real relationship again.
Exactly a week ago. Also my gf and I tried anal for the first time. So yeah that was good.
holy shit!
Last summer & i got clamydia havent had sex ever since scarred i might get hiv next. kill me fam
same
Does handshaking a girl count
Never
Couple months
Sucks to be you.
this is fate
Bout a week ago.
monday
Last week
Never
holy shit the prophecy was correct.
Heh. Keep telling yourself that after your dick falls off.
4 days ago
screencapped
Since January.
sex about 6 hours ago and i'm currently rubbing the shaft rn
I cant tie my shoes... but i can fuck your bitch. hell i did her 2 minutes ago.
Same! Except for me it was about 5 hours
Right now
Why you lie tho :(
Rip i guess i'm a virgin now, thanks Sup Forums
About few years ago.
13 years ago. And regardless of my roll, I really wish I was lying...
Never
April
Almost a year
On the 7th. My ex and I. I had to leave town on the 9th. Going firefighting. It was very passionate sex. Made her squirt again. Very empowering feeling. Probably some of the best sex I've ever had. I love her. A couple days before she told me she had never been as attracted to me as she is now. Despite the fact I'll take a bus back home now and then to see her, the feels are quite real. I love her.
Check em
One week. She only came 3 times. It's ok?
You're telling OP. :)
yw rip in piece
2 years ago
last night from approx. 10:30-11:30 P.M.
nice confirm virg
Guess I'm lying then
Lets see if this is right...