My gf has been hanging out with her ex and hiding it from me...can I get some funny shit...or porn?

My gf has been hanging out with her ex and hiding it from me...can I get some funny shit...or porn?

The fuck you still doing here, pussy?
You've got a bitch to handle

ex-gf you mean?

Lol so she's cheating on you and instead of beating dudes ass you come here for memes and porn.

Faggot.

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Catch her in the act, beat the shit out of her ex, turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Call her and tell her. I catch you bitch

I smell a cuck thread that needs the D

Nah, never chase no bitch, my nigga. He can have her, lol

True, I do mean, ex-gf.

Start throwing out her shit bitch

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Sry bro, Deadpool instead.

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Are you a dude? Because we can't help you until you post dick or gtfo

Sweet trips m8

Just dump her. She's either fucking him or she's not far from it. Get it over with and save your dignity.

sweet trips m8

I bet you're a tumblrina.

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U fail faggot

No one said loli parker, now go find a loli thread to shitpost

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Why the fuck would he beat the dudes ass? She's the one who cheated. Beat HER ass.

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I was just checkem fuckboi. Real talk I only shippost in fur threads.
You wanna go son

> I catch you bitch.

Lollygags

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Leave her ass! I can promise her intentions are not innocent.

This is what you do: keep her around, use her for her mouth, butthole and twat....keep looking for better and hope she doesn't dump your ass before you can leave her. It's never innocent. Any ex I've ever had and met up with again ends up in a night of sex. Even when they had a new mate. Trust me on this one. Leave them before they leave you.

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how did you find out, op?

How did you find out? Green text it faggot.

Id just start throwing her shit out imo

Wait, why are arguing? We can BOTH shitpost this thread!

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Because 30 days in prison for assault is less than 3-7years for domestic

That can get reduced to 2 weeks if op gets shot

also, beating HIS ass demonstrates who the superior male is.

No fucking his ass does that m8 ;)

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Truth. It depends. The guy may not know. She lied to her (now ex) boyfriend, why would she not lie to her new fuckbuddy?

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Listen to an user who DID hit the bitch instead of the dude - domestics ruin your life - simple assault does not.

you a worthless cuk piece of shit, and now your GF nows it.

The correct response when finding out she was cheating with he ex (which is what shes doing you dipshit) was to bash him.

..to assert your physical dominance.

Nothing else. that's what her primitive subconscious wanted and expected, and now that she has seen you aren't protective, shes going to leave you for the next prospective mate, or leech of your stupid ass untill she moves onto another.

You put her shit in boxs, and put them outside. your relationship is over and whining about it, or trying to ignore it, will do nothing.

try harder to be a man next time. everything you've read that suggests woman want something different is bullshit written to appeal to beta cucks and silly bitches.

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Don't try that, that's our thing, back to Tumblr you fat Trans homo piece of shiet

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>The correct response when finding out she was cheating with he ex (which is what shes doing you dipshit) was to bash him.
>..to assert your physical dominance.
>Nothing else. that's what her primitive subconscious wanted and expected, and now that she has seen you aren't protective,

Yup, she was testing you to see if you would fight for her. "fight for love' is what their silly magazines call it, but she needed to know you were going to protect you (she choose someone she was familiar with and 'safe' with just in case) and you failed.

Crazy bitches, and even normal bitches, constantly play these types of games to check if your worth breeding with.

The older you get, the more you'll recognize it.

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Post link to vid nao!!!!1!!!1

Fool...I left her lol. We don't even live together

360 is a circle.

are you fucking retarded

I would beat the shit out of both and leave her, simple, no bitch will ever play games like that with me and get away with it

>turn 360 degrees

dipshit

Nice binary

Welcome to Sup Forums newfags

>someone makes retarded comment due to them just being retarded

>LOLOL UR A NEWFAG 4 THINKING ITS REAL XDDDD

Do your parents a huge favour and just kill yourself.

How does it feel to be this new?

>Being this butthurt

Sure is hot outside...

Leave while u still can, it'll be the best for everyone, especially me.

OP here, I guess I should've made it clear that we broke up, lol

Fuck her friends