OFFICIAL Ecuador vs Haiti Copa America Game Thread

Euro time is over. Time for Conme and Concabros.
Even PeruANOs are welcome.

If Ecuador wins by 2, they automatically advance to face MURICA in the quarters

Are we playing Ecuador?

If we aren't playing Ecuador I'm not watching this shit, soccer fucking sucks.

The USA would bootyblast BOTH these teams.

Ecuador will unironically choke

>tfw /copa/ threads are way more comfy than /euro/

Not gonna lie, I was honestly surprised yo find out that these countries have enough food to field soccer teams.

Thought I fixed that

I guess that's why we also call it povertyball.

>Concabros
>Cabros
Cabros means faggits. kek

Then you best head back over to reddit, lad.

haiti hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatitit

Is this the most empty we've seen a stadium so far?

The peruANO is spotted.

Wasn't Equador the team >we beat in the gear up for this tourney?

yup

Guys, i literally cant browse most of Sup Forums anymore as there is so much gay and trap that ive actually thought about some of the stuff? Ive decided to not visit most boards anymore, it has turned into literal faggotry. Even pol which had funny hatred has jumped off a cliff.

Is this summerfag shit or is this just me? I really dont enjoy the degeneracy like i used to. Plus its just so gay.

Nice texas flag, how can I get one too?

Choking on the bbc.

Yeah
But it was pretty much because Ecuador just gave up after 60 minutes

>having your sexuality questioned by traps

I have something to tell you bro. But you might want to step out of the closet first.

get 4chanx and block flags, phrases and tec.

>lad
You best head back to whatever shitfuck country you came from queer.

Gotta admit, I kek at the name Jaggy. It's just funny for some reason.

Don't forget to post Copa qts from this game in a thread after the game, so we can save 'em!

Nigga you gay

Are we gonna play in Copa America next time?

Ecuador wins this 3-1 easy. Later el peruANO ties 1-1- with Brazil

>tfw hiro should introduce thread ids so i don't have to block entire countries like peru

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Honestly who even cares?

Copa America is a conmebol thing. Mexico gets invited for some reason. But I can see the US+México being invited in the future. After all, this is a business.

>mfw Peru and Ecuador advance, leaving Brazil out

Personally hoping for a 1-0 Ecuador win and 0-0 tie for Brazil-Peru
2nd place (between Ecuador and Peru) would be decided by coin flip

Yeah, copa needs that america money
Nobody wants to watch two bad teams.

Why are you people so shocked?
Wasn't attendance low last year? Now you've got games in big ass stadiums in a tournament Americans have never heard of
What was gonna happen?

> But I can see the US+México being invited in the future. After all, this is a business

Good thing you're not the one running the business cause you have no fucking clue, U.S and México pour more money into the cup than you fucks ever could.

Realistically how much longer will we be expected to pretend that we care about soccer? This is already getting taxing.

SALVE OH PATRIA

How would the US add any money?

the attendance is pretty great considering how big the stadium is and which teams are playing

And don't come back.

Are there legit Haitians on this team or is it all French blacks with a Haitian grandmother or something who weren't good enough for the French team?

Are these all American football stadiums?
If they aren't why are they so fucking big?

>tfw canada never qualifies to anything

Pls someone help
Mexico send beaners over here so they make futbol babies

>for some reason
The reason is that hosting a tournament with just the 10 CONMEBOL nation doesn't allow for any reasonable formatting. You'd end up with byes or uneven groups.

Legit haitians

America have money, Mexicans don't. This is not a difficult concept.

Yes all 70k capacity NFL stadiums. Why these stadiums instead of the smaller MLS stadiums I have no idea.

TV contracts, media rights, sponsorships, etc

This is why Mexico plays in Copa Libertadores. They bring TV contracts with them to Conmebol's pockets

I can go fuck your women if you like

wtf literally no one is singing the Haiti anthem

The stadium seats over 80k
The stadium being a third full would beat last year's average

BOLD
O
L
D

Why you mad?

merchandising, tickets, etc etc etc

They are indeed football stadiums. Don't let the retards playing soccer there fool you, I assume they snuck in.

>putting this game in a 82,500 seat stadium

They could have done this at Red Bull Arena

Other than americans and mexicans, nobody else brings in the money in concacaf, mexico mostly tbqh.

Might as well rename it mexico-usa and friends

>ayovi

why did they use ozil's photo for him?

>tfw Iceland isn't in Concacaf

Ecu/a/dor

>Why you mad?
He lives in Mexico.

Id rather have nafta here tbqh, but thanks for the offer

>you will never join in the banter after America loses to Iceland 2-0

Why are all of Ecuador's players black? As far as I know, the country doesn't have that many blacks.

MOMENT OF SILENCE

JUSTICE FOR THE FIFTY DEAD FAGGOTS

MUH ORLANDO

1. Americans don't know the Copa America exists and wouldn't care since it's a South American tournament (the name is in Spanish for fuck's sake)
2. Interest will be even less since it won't be here
3. An Arabic owned TV channel owns the rights. Shows you how much people care here
There wouldn't be any money

Cause I'm an asshole, I'm sorry.

>minute of silence

Who died this time?

Is peru straight?

Who /muh/ here?

>liking nafta
It's like you WANT your jobs to get moved to 3rd world countries

Why people keep asking this. Same reason Brazilians and Colombiasn do.

Your manhood

Years ago

field looks like it's in pretty bad condition desu, and this is where the final will be played

>Ecuador actually lost to Haiti in the past

They were being really naive

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Remember, this is in New Jersey.

The Haiti of the USA.

It's turf, they aren't going to replace it until NFL starts back up. It's fine, it's not uneven or anything, just discolored.

I don't think you understand just how shitkicking poor SA is..

Yes, Americans don't know what the Copa America is.

No, having it literally anywhere else will not be anywhere near as profitable.

"ehhhh puto" mexican chant could be coming to an end soon.


T-tthanks Orlando.

>no fun allowed.Jpg

If it wasnt for nafta, walmart, mcdonalds, burger king, et al wouldve struggled to male the insane profits and eventual global expansion because of the sheer opening to markets with millions of people betwen canada an mexico

You trump shills are literally retarded, your companies put canadian and mexican companies out of business and you still bitch about it

WE got fuck over, you made profits

>the door of ecua

I meant play in the next one
It's in Brazil
The US have to send a B team since they have to focus on the Gold Cup

What's the over/under on Shakeuador's first goal? 10 minutes?

Fuck FIFA desu senpai

Anyone got ace player? I've got a stream I can give to all who want it. The more people connect to it, the less issues there are.

Hey Ecuador player, I know you're playing in an American football stadium, but you're supposed to keep the ball UNDER the crossbar instead of kicking field goals.

>Tim Horton bought BK for the taxes
>moving HQ to Toronto
who got fucked over again?

this is gonna be a really passionate game. I can tell.

This is true, leafbro, but those trade deals did BTFO a lot of mentally retarded hicks who have less than an 8th grade education and therefore are worth less than a Mexican peon in Zacatecas.

arenavision?

>Mudslimes shoot gays
>FIFA punishes Mexicans

Wrong Brown people, Swisstards.

Yeah. Arenavision17 to be exact.

The US will end up playing in every one of these stupid fucking things from now on, whether we like it or not. This is the only market in the entire hemisphere advertisers can peddle their shit to where people have money to afford it.

So Haiti can't even advance? Why does this even exist

in Chile cabros means buddies, pals, dearly beloved friends, etc.

INVISIBLE BICYCLE

You seem to underestimate the ignorance of Americans