What's the worst pain you've ever felt in your entire life, Sup Forums?

What's the worst pain you've ever felt in your entire life, Sup Forums?

pic related. testicular torsion.

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When I fucked my knee and femur

>idiot men think any pain they could ever feel can compare to child birth

Shot in the nuts with a training arrow.

You know, the type that are blunted so you can shoot at screens for practice? Well yeah, those kind.

Story plox

>the pain of no qt gf

Did your nuts survive? Did you loose one? After effects?

Testicular torsion is the closest thing we got. How close could it actually be? No idea. But until some dude pisses out an 8 Pound kidney stone it's all we got

Women willingly have children, most sane men do not like nut shots

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Too late lel

had an ingrown hair on my upper lip that grew to the size of an egg before bursting & draining. kept draining into my mouth; didn't care. the Relief was Too Good.

had Vicodin on hand for the worst of it - barely took the edge off enough to sleep. old phone had pics - got fucked when i broke it.

>Testicular torsion
Can someone explain how that happens? Does somebody have to fiddle with your left nut and accidentally twist it?

I don't have a single one so I'll list them, worst to least.
>1. Fractured pelvis
>2. Slamming my chest right under my boob into a not moving wood airplane propeller tip while walking fast
>3. A ball hitch receiver and shin
>4. Shin contact aluminum bicycle pedal
>5. Shin slamming into aluminum airplane propeller tip, also not rotating.

Getting hit with an airplane propeller is worse.

So basically one night, after a shower (I guess that's important to the story according to the docs) I was just sitting in my room chillin when all of a sudden I felt a dull ache in my right testicle. In like 10 minutes that dull ache quickly turned into a soul crushing pain in my right testicle. I ran downstairs and told my parents to take me to the ER cuz my "right nut is killing me". By the time I got to the ER I was like slipping in and out of consciousness from some sort of psychogenic shock or something from the pain. Holy FUCK the pain was excruciating. The ER doc kept telling me to give urine samples and to get up and go to the ultrasound department but I couldn't even fucking move. They called the urologist and he came over and took one look at me and basically told them to get ready to operate. I guess the surgery consisted of cutting my nutsack open and permanently suturing my balls to my sack. To this day I can feel the sutures that are holding my balls to my sack.

tried to jump onto a brick wall. was running towards it but i tripped and fell with my face into the brick wall. can't remember too much of it anymore but it was painful.

They survived, just really sore for a while and couldn't go to work for a few weeks while I healed. Luckily nothing was severely damaged but it still hurt like a bitch.

i literally could not move for 3 days straight. i just sat in my chair at home while my gf basically babied me.

Every time I see a YLYL thread.

6. Airplane kicking me in the shin, propeler wasn't moving

I forgot to add, the shower part is kinda important to the story because showers loosen the ballsack and give the balls more room to twist and twirl. You have to have some sort of deformity as well called a "bell clapper deformity" which I guess basically means your testicles aren't securely fastened to your sack or something. I still have both my nuts cuz I went in very soon but they told me if I waited too long I could have easily lost my testicle because of this.

damage caused by fire.

uhh wat...who is this guy. he's speaking on behalf of me.

Hurts me just to read it fuck that

If you get hit by that you'll likely either be decapitated or die so fast that you wouldn't have time for pain to register

I hear getting your nut torqued sucks

I had an impacted tooth on the roof of my mouth for some strange reason. It wouldn't come out. The novicane had long worn off and they were digging at it with a needles and scalpels. Worst pain I'd ever felt.

From worst to least shit but still pretty shit
>twisted/sprained ankle
>while riding a bike once the handlebar twisted into my stomach
>first time hit in balls
>got knocked down in a football game and overextended my legs in an awkward split
>slammed pinky finger in screen door, the hinge side

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fuck you pussy, worst pain is impacted wisdom teeth

I lived for about 6 months with constant mind-numbing, grinding agony until the pressure shattered my back molar. the tooth exploded in my mouth and I spit out shards. but having the half of broken bleeding tooth instead of that pressure was such a relief I literally cried with joy

Nothing can compare to that pain. worse than childbirth

the nerves in your teeth hook directly to the brain, no routing through the central nervous system. so your body feels pain stronger there and never gets used to it or numbs it out the way being hurt anywhere else does

That sounds fucking horrible. Sorry that happened to ya, user.

Kill yourself.

This is why we need IDs

Topkek

Kidney stones.

Things just don't hurt as much anymore after that and I suffer with chronic back pain.

Never understood why people had problems with their wisdom teeth. Mine came in just fine. I now use them to chew tougher foods.

I've had testicular torsion before. Had to keep an ice pack on it for about 2 months. Was sounded several times by a urologist. All this happened when I was in grade school.

Also had a compound fracture via skateboard a few year later. The bones didn't come out of the skin so there was no blood but the almost did, you coud see the bones pushing on the skin and my wrist couldn't move my hand, it was all floppy. Had to pick my arm up with other hand and walk to house. Then they emergency room couldn't set it correctly so they kept having to pull it apart and reset it.

I think the broken arm hurt worse tbhfam. They never did set it correctly and had to end up getting the bones cut away and 2 steel plates installed.

Haha, where did you find this one?

I gave it to him.

Indeed you did, Sir. And I thank you.

Getting your wisdom teeth removed is retarded. We're born with them for a reason. I did gum-stretching exercises to get mine to come in right. Now I chew so much better than all my friends. I actually feel bad for them. -4 teeth and you basically suck at chewing from that point on. Jew dentists recommending an unnecessary procedure topkek

>Mowing lawn
>Mower cuts out
>Trying to pull start it back on, won't fucking turn over
>Alright I've just got to fucking give her, 100% force strong-ass fucking pull, just all out
>Just fucking crank that shit with all my might one time
>And drive my elbow into a large round stone on the side of my house, directly on the funnybone
>Nothing but pain, don't even make a noise or move for a few seconds
>"A-a-a... owwwwww..."
>Feel like I can't stand
>Just lie down in the grass and stay there for an hour and a half

Wrecked my bike and simultaneously broke my arm and got a concussion. My head was pounding when I woke up and so was my arm

Oh look, Everybody is talking about OP's sack.

Want more bananas sir?

When i stepped on a lego xDDDD

its not retarded if they are going to ruin the expensive orthodontic work you have had done

Yes, I shall take them with pride.

>pounding when I woke up
Sounds like me every other morning

The thing is that not everyone's jawline can support them. Some people are fortunate; other people's teeth will lay on their sides, or try to break and push the other teeth around, and even just break half way and leave a bunch of skin to just flap around and get infected.

We're the fortunate ones, honestly.

It happens naturally. Normal getting banged around like any other ball sack. Some ppl are just prone to them twisting. Your sack aches like crazy, like extreme blue balls... or like if you've ever fractured a bone... that sort off deep huring ache. Your sack gets all red and tender... like you've got an infection/fever. And it sells up kinda like those guys who inject saline solution in their sacks. It swells up to about the size of a grape fruit, maybe a little smaller. The swelling is on the side of the twisted one.

...

>Various women confirmed that passing a kidney stone is worse than childbirth
Bitches know.

That's OK. I'm the only idiot who can find a way to get electrocuted by a fucking gasoline mower.

>be me
>mowing lawn 'cause dad said
>mower doesn't sound right
>sounds like it is struggling to stay on
>"hey what's that thing sticking out the side?"
>with my hand still on the "throttle," I lean over and touch it
>zzzzap!
>o shit it was the spark plug nigga
>fall down and want to die for being so stupid

Tried to grind down one of those dividers that separates two lane slides by grabbing onto the little canopy and thrusting my entire body weight forward.

I went in way too low.

no, Fuck you.

Yeah man, they do know!! Great job

Had this at 8 years old. Tried to hide it, but could barely walk. Had surgery. It fucking sucked.

Should have done the gum-stretching exercises bro. It's not my fault you were born with orthodontic phimosis

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wat

Got to stretch/massage the gums. Orthodontic primosis can be fixed

Had Testicular Torsion and my appendix blow out in the same day, that pain was ridiculous for two hours solid

Thank you sir, I have something for you in return.

I've had kidney stones, and they were brutal. Worse than being shot (got hit with a .38 in my teens). Nothing compared with a colon impaction. I was in so much pain that I lost voluntary control of my body and had multiple seizures. I honestly thought I was going to die.

Do you live in a fucking airplane factory? Because one day one of those fucking propellers is gonna be moving.

I see. Thanks for "detailed" explanation user.

not if you've got more than 4 and a tiny jaw. I had to have teeth pulled just to have braces work BEFORE wisdom teeth.. and I had 5 wisdom teeth.

been there before bro
had to drive an hour to the hospital and wait 7 hours to see a doctor. Should have lost the nut

That sounds so fucking exaggerated that I'm just going to not even believe that happened.

>had to have plates and braces throughout school
>got 4 teeth plus wisdom teeth out so overcrowding was fixed
>teeth are perfect now
>some asshole tells me i could have just massaged my gums

For some reason I have a strong tolerance to anesthesia, usually manage to pass out before anything to cooky, except for my wisdom tooth extraction. Felt them cutting open my gums while in that twilight state where I cannot react. Pretty fucking traumatizing and painful.

thanks, have this too

the fucking stomach ache i had the other day jesus heezeus fucking christ

>dat orthodontic phimosis
>listening to your jew dentist's advice
>not doing the gum-massaging, jaw-stretching exercises

topkek

Trigeminal neuralgia. all of you fucking weakbody faggots can suck it. Worst pain known to man.

I don't know how is said in english, but "neuralgia del trigémino" is pretty damn fucked up, there have been cases where the person killed himself due to the pain

having my ear drum punctured by a doctor

mah nigga

cluster headaches are confirmed the most pain a human can be in

Do you freak out whenever you're eating a steak and get a piece of gristle in your mouth? Not me. I chew that shit.

You should probably consider having someone else chew your food for you from now on, someone with wisdom teeth

mucositis

imagine the worst mouth ulcer you have had, then imagine them all the way from your mouth through your digestive tract to your anus

no treatment, you just have to wait for it to heal

Propeller hitting me in the airplane. Potassium shin not moving

lol, ok edgelord you've bested me.

fuck this thread. i won't be able to sleep tonight.

>Cause kidney stones are as common as baby births.

you make the best posts, user. I can tell you are a very handsome man.

when i clip my toe nails too low, my thick fungi looking flesh hangs out and stings whenever it rubs my socks when i'm walking.

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Otitis media

I had appendicitis 12 times. Usually happend once every second month. It was hours with the worst pain Ive ever felt. And mongoloid doctors couldnt figure out what it was unntil two years later when it almost erupted.

Had a tooth rot from the inside.
The severe pain started on a Friday night, had to endure until monday morning to get it fixed.

I was about ready to kill myself.

They're not as common, and as a guy I couldn't tell which is the worst, but I can confirm that they hurt like a motherfucker. And I know that some women having experienced both natural childbirth and kidney stones found the latter one to be the most painful

Same to me. Testicular torsion is the worst thing in the world.

wait what how can you have that shit 12 times, if they didnt realise what it was on the first time it should have burst that first time and killed u right

Nearly cut my thumb off with a cigar cutter. I was a little drunk and it was one of those ones that goes in a wallet, so it wasn't operated like a pair of scissors, but rather a guillotine. Put my thumb in the wrong hole and wham. Went to the ER, got it stitched up, couldn't feel anything in that thumb for a few months.

Also when I had a root canal operation and the numbing injection wore off. Holy fuck. Shit must have been watered down or something because they had to re-administer it like 8 times.

The medications they use at the dentist are mor effective for women than men,

Apparently my appendix had moved out of position making it so I didn't get the normal symptoms for doctors to identify, like pain when jumping. And you can have it several times its just normal to remove it the first time you have it. The surgeon said it had twelve scars and was close to bursting

Too tired to greentext out a story. Ill tldr it

>b me in 5th grade
>just finished gym, taking history quiz
>worst pain of my life in my balls
>collapse over it hurts so bad
>teacher comes and asks if I'm okay
>don't say anything because I'm in a fuck ton of pain
>crawl out of room awkwardly
>nurse comes and I point at my crotch
>get taken to hospital
>9/10 blond grill fondles balls in paramedic van
>score.png
>not a real score because her touching them hurts even more

Anyways
Right testical tied around left one. Left one functions but is dramatically smaller. Right testical is like a fucking watermelon and left one is like a shriveled raisin. Close friend blabs to whole school and I get nicknamed Nicknamed BadBalls.

When my appendix was about to burst.