While we know that the vast majority of sodomites are mincing nancyboys who lisp and try to walk like women, there are some who attempt to disguise themselves as real men in order to hide their homosexual agenda recruitment from the eyes of normal people. Because of this, it's useful to have a guide to help them tell who is an unrepentant sodomite that needs to be kept far away from our children. There are two categories for these signs, obvious and not so obvious. Remember, any one of these can mean that you are looking at a raging queer who will stop at nothing to destroy America and the traditional family.
Obvious Lisps Minces Wears women clothing Enjoys the WNBA Wears pink Goes to live theater Watches "chick flicks" Doesn't care for John Wayne movies Votes Democrat The only picture of a woman he has is of Rachel Maddow, Liza Minnelli, or Cher Works at a beauty parlor Works as a stewardess Works as an interior decorator Works as a nurse Liberal
Not so obvious Enjoys gardening but isn't a Mexican't or Oriental Goes to proper sporting events but just stares at the players instead of cheering Goes to "hair salons" instead of barber shops Metrosexual Over 25 and not yet married Does anything with flowers, including being submissive enough to give them to his "wife" Goes to a gym Votes Republican, but only for "moderates" Watches MSNBC Complains about Fox News Listens to "pop" music Is a public school teacher Claims to be an "atheist" Claims to be a "buddhist" Cooks in the kitchen instead of on a BBQ Only plays touch football Is against hunting Hates guns Paints his walls any color except white Can tell the difference between "white" and "off-white" Is anti-American Doesn't want to be American Protests against wars Anti-capital punishment (no surprise, because once God's Law is back in effect in this country...) Wears any jewelry other than a manly watch Yes, that includes a "wedding ring", something only today's feminized men insist on wearing
this is the shittiest attempt at trolling I think Sup Forums has ever seen sage
Landon Collins
Few more to watch out for user
Enjoys professional wrestling Doesn't care for decent, good old amateur wrestling Has muscles too big to come from farm work or other honest labor Puts anything in his hair other than classic Brylcreem and a comb Plays with children Eats fruit (especially bananas) Knows what kind of mushroom that is on his plate Dances Does anything whatsoever with his eyebrows Collects anything (other than firearms) Has had more than one prostate exam Actually enjoys clothes shopping Doesn't know how to fix an engine Calls dogs "cute" Watches musicals Likes "ethnic music" Has Sex And The City on DVD
Elijah Thomas
Got any moar of that chicks tits tho?
Gabriel Hernandez
got any more of the fat guy?
Ethan Thompson
Is an actor, studies acting, doesnt actually see plays BBQ and kitchen, doesnt microwave Hates seeing sports if not vidya game competitions Some pop is okay every once in a while Tolerant Would wear necklaces or wedding ring, hates sunglesses though Gets free haircuts at hair salon, metal heads have no idea how much a haircut costs - insane Guns are fucking awesome, including fishingWhat the shit is off-white
Bentley Bailey
what the fuck is a lisps?
Lucas Lopez
Has been to an opera Has been to the ballet Enjoys any Clint Eastwood movie that doesn't also have guns or orangutans Has a cat instead of a dog Has a small dog instead of a big dog Eats fancy foreign foods like caviar, tofu, escargot, or spaghetti Wears spandex Wears a fanny pack Plays tennis
Eli Wright
Metrosexual guy here. I can have lispy mannerisms by accident sometimes. Gay men, please stop trying to hit on me. I am not interested, and you are not going to convince me that I am secretly gay. (This has happened several times.)
Jaxon Russell
It is the plural of lisp you retard.
Jordan Robinson
>enjoing wrestling >not liking fruit >not liking dogs >being a gun queer and not collecting other things (blu rays knives ect) kill yourself
Brayden Sanchez
i know that you stupid shit guzzling nigger ass wipe i just don't know what a (lisp) is
David Rogers
Being OP
Tyler Cox
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Ryder Sullivan
Go fucking google it you fudge packing queer.
Xavier Turner
No go fuck get your gaped asswhole ripped by your wifes nigger you shit stain
Julian Bailey
Has had gay experience as a 10 year old, once every couple of yeads when at low enjoys anal stimulation. Cant catch female signals, but heterosexual, though would totally do 2 male threesome. Great with kids, loves dancing, ethnic music is okay, some dogs are fucking adorable, loves holding and kissing my cat, just enjoyed a banana, will probably vote Democrat, im not totally for war, would totally garden cannabis, grew up with a lisp, quite liberal.
Just not sexually attracted to men. Likes feeling of smooth legs and vulva, warm and wet pussy, ample ass, fuck me. Fuck american values and the american dream is a sham. Met plenty of true american families and they are boring as shit, strange, believes in floating men in neverland, wouldnt give a penny to those in need but donates money to church, fuck OP
Asher Brooks
>has had more than one prostate exam
This made me lol!
Aaron Myers
The time you spent posting the question could have been used to look up the definition of the word. Geez- what a fuckin idiot.
Eli Cruz
Obvious An obsession with homosexuality. This is a proven indicator of strong urges toward sodomy, particularly in the passive role.
Not so obvious List making. Making long lists of things you don't like or things to watch out for is effeminate and unproductive and drawn out, much like the practice of sodomy
Carter Carter
what's wrong with having a lisp anyway?
Jackson Sullivan
shut up you dirty queer slut
Eli Morgan
Men speak loud and clear.
Ryan Richardson
what fat guy?
Luis Phillips
tfw have quiet soft voice
Jose Myers
I'm sorry OP, did you just say ''lifp''?
Henry Adams
I'm none of those things, but you're still an idiot.
Kayden Hernandez
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Ayden Baker
>taking the bait
Noah Bell
Dude a lisp is a speech impediment caused by you acting like those who you've been around growing up, could be the cause of dental operations, etc. Mispronouncing letters. Plenty of people have lisps, mine was I couldn't pronounce the letter 's'. I did know one other guy who grew up to be openly gay, and he did have a lisp growing up with me. I guess these fudge packers think of a lisp as the mannerisms and annunciation of specific words and phrases and a style of speech. Or statistics of common homosexual behaviors, warning signs and etc.. Useless fucking research for useless fucking people.
Chase Cruz
Few more for you op
Remembers peoples birthdays/anniversaies. Wears V-neck or Cardigan sweaters. Claims to "care" or "know how you feel". Owns a pet bird other than a chicken. Owns an umbrella. Drinks wine. Wears a kilt. Cuts crusts off of sandwiches. Uses shampoo and conditioner. Uses the thimble when playing Monopoly. Makes his bed in the morning.
Jaxson White
How do you have hair and not use shampoo or conditioner?
Chase Rodriguez
>owning a owl or hawk or crow is gay >owning a pet cock is not ok
Evan Diaz
Yeah I have bad news for your mom fag when I fucked her in the ass, faggot
Christopher Martin
Shampoo and conditioner.
How do you have brains and eyes and not use them?
Thomas Young
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Brandon Carter
I totally jam to Queen and Elton John OP is intellectual slave or internet troll anonymous looking for verification by feeling cool for making thread.
Benjamin Gomez
>Implying collecting shit is bad >Implying going to the gym and eating fruit is bad (Your disregard for your health shows how much of a manchild you are) >Implying one wrestling is worse than the other >Implying getting married is good (Lol say goodbye to your money sex life and life in general to be tied down with one bitch) I could go on but there is just to much bullshit
Nathan Reed
why would you not use both?
Caleb Lopez
>not being bisexual straight guys are as bad as faggots why not enjoy both?
Cameron James
Remembers his own wedding anniversary (gay but hasn't come out yet) Has an opinion on soft furnishings. Doesn't live with a woman but has a tidy house anyway. Knows who designed his clothes. Has more than two pairs of jeans. Watches X factor all the way to the final (first freak show episodes aren't too gay) The only animal he captures is on his camera.
Austin Bailey
>Having a clean house is bad >Having multiple changes of clothes to keep clean and not look like a shit slime What the fuck is wrong with you OP you unhygienic disgusting fuckface
Chase Cooper
posts threads on /b over generalizing posts anti-gay threads when really gay is a gigantic faggot hasn't been laid. ever is very miserable and hates women owns lots of guns to hold instead of penises watches any pornography, even lesbian gives hand-jobs daily (even to himself)
-Wears any clothing that incorporates rainbows. -Enjoys the company of other men, flirts with men. -Constantly buys expensive gifts for other males. -Enjoys getting very dressed up to go to places. -Has many "secret conversations" with other males. -Hates God. -Feels uncomfortable when the topic of homosexuality is brought up in a conversation. -Are very catty. -Into watersport. -Enjoys broadway musicals. -Pepper their lives with pop-culture references. -Has participated in a gay-pride parade or event. -Eats slender, "gay' foods a lot such as sausage, corn on the cob, popsicles, hot dogs, large carrots, etc.
Connor Ortiz
Rainbows are manly as fuck
Jordan Jones
Well said user I shall look out for those things too.
Jackson Richardson
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Samuel Stewart
Refuses a side of ranch with his dinner at Applebees Wears sandals Belongs to a union Has long hair Owns a model train set Has ever been on unemployment Owns a car that is considered mid size or smaller Has ever cried. Knows how to "manscape"
