ITT: Guess the name and current occupation of the poster above you
ITT: Guess the name and current occupation of the poster above you
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Adeison Delimão da Silva, novelist
Christian Reyes. Student
Joey Garcia, blueberry picker
José Gómez. Vendedor de burritos.
Manuel Sanchez, plumber
Jean Luc Bordeaux. Manga translator to French.
Tim Horton. Assistant to real estate mogul Chang Sun
John Smith. Chef's assistant.
Eric Albrecktsson. Social democratic politician pro immigration.
Gustav Johannsson, refugee center social worker
Chen Zhang, telephone operator ( immigration office)
Mark, english teacher
Kasper Vanderhoven
Works with the red tulips
Marcel Ma-Lac, Poutin extraordinaire
Alejandro Sanchez, drone operator
Nevaeh (omg it's like totes heaven spelt backwards, sooo cute lol) Hernández
Currently unemployed but attending an online university and very active in the local homeowner's association.
Stephen Whong
The is the leaf that spams Sup Forums and it's about to be kicked out of his mom's basement for being a huge neet
Chang Won. Chinese restaurant owner.
Eirk Eirksonn
NEET
More like putain
Klaus, Tulip Farmer
Rajesh Chhoudhury, local TV chef
Pedro Sanchez, bricklayer
Andres Martin-de-Nicolas, failing local flamenco performer
Pierre Moreau
retail sales
Osama Ackbar
Goat keeper
Tom Menke
gemüße-Kebap owner
We'll there you guessed my second name
Pierre Geralt
Tourist guide
Ernst Müller
Train driver
Abdullah Saeed, recent arrived "underage" refugee
gay cunt
gay cunt
Jorge Rodrigues, gun trader in Rio favela
Paska Vittun, snow plower
Perkele Haakjöringskod
Professional Moose clubber.
Jurgen Barcelow, unemployed.
Hans Hansen
Student
>gun trader in Rio favela
>implying nordestinos have internet to browse Sup Forums
>implying Brazilians can speak English after the resent Pisa results
Enough to know "recent" is spelled with a C.
Sigmar Gabriel, politician
(in fact, him being on Sup Forums would explain a number of things)
professional siesta sleeper
You don't get it right ?
You sure we are talking about the same person ?
Philipp Grunenwald
I've literally never seen a white german working so i'll say your unemployed
Joe Fabrini
Unemployed factory worker
And enough to know you aren't supposed to put a fucking space between the last word and the punctuation.
Regardless. Yes, English knowledge here is crap, and the average Joe can't even decently interpret a text written in Portuguese. PISA shows that. But unless palm oil-fueled computers get invented, anyone claiming to be from Bahia, Rio de Janeiro, Ceará and other Northeast shitholes is probably lying.
inb4 butthurt severino screaming
>oxentche i'm not norridetchino becaush i live in favelha
Nigel Mc Duffy, potato farmer
Raul Patrone, baker's helper
True all white Germans are unemployed. We are lucky that we have all those slaves from the Middle East.
Angel Mercado
Fisherman
Pierre Guillard, barista
All wrong
John Michaelson, dentist
>Nigel
Badly wide of the mark.
>McDuffy
Never heard that name in my life. It'd be Duffy, Duff or, sometimes, O'Duffy.
Also:
Jorge Santorini
Student
Andrew Wambach, Financial broker
Emmanuel LeGarde, tourist information officer
Larry Chen, computer programmer
Owen O'Sullivan, student in programming
Damien Poulez, brain surgeon
jimenez garcia
pro wrestler
Cleetus Mcbrian, an opossum hunter
No, but in sincerity that was a good effort. We'd normally spell it Eoin or, sometimes, Eoghan. I'd bet money there's a programming student named Eoin O'Sullivan.
José Salgado. Obviously unemployed.
Mitch McGrath, city councilman.
Arto Saari, professional skateboarder
>american is cletus
every time
Johny Dick
landscaper
Liam Fitzpatrick, Lucky Charms keeper.
Manuel Noriega, Presidente y narcotrafficante
Jean Legrélle, choclatier and child murderer
>chocolatier and child murderer
kek
Kek, oh my sides
Juka
mechanic
Teemo Paskalainen
Viking lines onboard crew and vodka contrabandist
Jan van der berg
Weed coffee shop owner
so you are actually a potato farmer! I knew it!
Max van der Hoes
Red light district pimp
Florian
Feuerwehr
Well, obviously, what else am I going to farm?
Jack O'Malley
Guinness quality control
Nicholas Teásláigh, inventor of bad weather
cocks?
>implying they control the quality of that swill
It's Ó Téaslaigh.
Patrick O'Hara
Hairdresser
Jukki Pukki
Gigolo
Attila Laszlo Iszak
Fence Builder
Kevin Hernandez
Medical student
Juan Jesus Garcia
Wall Jumper
jose valdes
drug dealer and part time rapist
Ariadna Martinetti, supermodel
Lorenzo "perro" Guzman
cartel member
Jose Pedro Martinez de la Roja
professional womanizer
Francois de Schulz
banker
Hristo Stoichkov
retired (based) football player
borislava petrovich
professional hooker for mafiya
:') oh boi you should hear him speak english
Aiden
Potato farmer
Pedro
Corrupt traffic cop
Jose
Coke smuggler
Jack Roberts
Manager in a Customer Service Department
John Stanberg
Professional pizza chef and child pimp
lel he so based, he can do what he wants
Sebastian
Professional homosexual identifier
Bratimir Kolar
former yugoslav chief of hiking staff
Muhammad Takbir
Kebab shop janitor/waiter
David Shekelstein
International banker/lobbyist
Ivan Grigorievich Stepanoff. Policeman