ITT: Guess the name and current occupation of the poster above you

ITT: Guess the name and current occupation of the poster above you

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Adeison Delimão da Silva, novelist

Christian Reyes. Student

Joey Garcia, blueberry picker

José Gómez. Vendedor de burritos.

Manuel Sanchez, plumber

Jean Luc Bordeaux. Manga translator to French.

Tim Horton. Assistant to real estate mogul Chang Sun

John Smith. Chef's assistant.

Eric Albrecktsson. Social democratic politician pro immigration.

Gustav Johannsson, refugee center social worker

Chen Zhang, telephone operator ( immigration office)

Mark, english teacher

Kasper Vanderhoven
Works with the red tulips

Marcel Ma-Lac, Poutin extraordinaire

Alejandro Sanchez, drone operator

Nevaeh (omg it's like totes heaven spelt backwards, sooo cute lol) Hernández

Currently unemployed but attending an online university and very active in the local homeowner's association.

Stephen Whong
The is the leaf that spams Sup Forums and it's about to be kicked out of his mom's basement for being a huge neet

Chang Won. Chinese restaurant owner.

Eirk Eirksonn

NEET

More like putain

Klaus, Tulip Farmer

Rajesh Chhoudhury, local TV chef

Pedro Sanchez, bricklayer

Andres Martin-de-Nicolas, failing local flamenco performer

Pierre Moreau

retail sales

Osama Ackbar

Goat keeper

Tom Menke
gemüße-Kebap owner

We'll there you guessed my second name

Pierre Geralt

Tourist guide

Ernst Müller
Train driver

Abdullah Saeed, recent arrived "underage" refugee

gay cunt

gay cunt

Jorge Rodrigues, gun trader in Rio favela

Paska Vittun, snow plower

Perkele Haakjöringskod

Professional Moose clubber.

Jurgen Barcelow, unemployed.

Hans Hansen

Student

>gun trader in Rio favela
>implying nordestinos have internet to browse Sup Forums

>implying Brazilians can speak English after the resent Pisa results

Enough to know "recent" is spelled with a C.

Sigmar Gabriel, politician
(in fact, him being on Sup Forums would explain a number of things)

professional siesta sleeper

You don't get it right ?

You sure we are talking about the same person ?

Philipp Grunenwald

I've literally never seen a white german working so i'll say your unemployed

Joe Fabrini
Unemployed factory worker

And enough to know you aren't supposed to put a fucking space between the last word and the punctuation.
Regardless. Yes, English knowledge here is crap, and the average Joe can't even decently interpret a text written in Portuguese. PISA shows that. But unless palm oil-fueled computers get invented, anyone claiming to be from Bahia, Rio de Janeiro, Ceará and other Northeast shitholes is probably lying.
inb4 butthurt severino screaming
>oxentche i'm not norridetchino becaush i live in favelha

Nigel Mc Duffy, potato farmer

Raul Patrone, baker's helper

True all white Germans are unemployed. We are lucky that we have all those slaves from the Middle East.

Angel Mercado
Fisherman

Pierre Guillard, barista

All wrong
John Michaelson, dentist

>Nigel
Badly wide of the mark.

>McDuffy
Never heard that name in my life. It'd be Duffy, Duff or, sometimes, O'Duffy.

Also:
Jorge Santorini
Student

Andrew Wambach, Financial broker

Emmanuel LeGarde, tourist information officer

Larry Chen, computer programmer

Owen O'Sullivan, student in programming

Damien Poulez, brain surgeon

jimenez garcia
pro wrestler

Cleetus Mcbrian, an opossum hunter

No, but in sincerity that was a good effort. We'd normally spell it Eoin or, sometimes, Eoghan. I'd bet money there's a programming student named Eoin O'Sullivan.

José Salgado. Obviously unemployed.

Mitch McGrath, city councilman.

Arto Saari, professional skateboarder

>american is cletus
every time

Johny Dick
landscaper

Liam Fitzpatrick, Lucky Charms keeper.

Manuel Noriega, Presidente y narcotrafficante

Jean Legrélle, choclatier and child murderer

>chocolatier and child murderer
kek

Kek, oh my sides

Juka

mechanic

Teemo Paskalainen
Viking lines onboard crew and vodka contrabandist

Jan van der berg

Weed coffee shop owner

so you are actually a potato farmer! I knew it!

Max van der Hoes
Red light district pimp

Florian
Feuerwehr

Well, obviously, what else am I going to farm?

Jack O'Malley
Guinness quality control

Nicholas Teásláigh, inventor of bad weather

cocks?

>implying they control the quality of that swill

It's Ó Téaslaigh.

Patrick O'Hara
Hairdresser

Jukki Pukki
Gigolo

Attila Laszlo Iszak
Fence Builder

Kevin Hernandez
Medical student

Juan Jesus Garcia
Wall Jumper

jose valdes
drug dealer and part time rapist

Ariadna Martinetti, supermodel

Lorenzo "perro" Guzman
cartel member

Jose Pedro Martinez de la Roja
professional womanizer

Francois de Schulz
banker

Hristo Stoichkov
retired (based) football player

borislava petrovich
professional hooker for mafiya

:') oh boi you should hear him speak english

youtube.com/watch?v=-ABhGlMrLgk

Aiden
Potato farmer

Pedro
Corrupt traffic cop

Jose
Coke smuggler

Jack Roberts
Manager in a Customer Service Department

John Stanberg
Professional pizza chef and child pimp

lel he so based, he can do what he wants

Sebastian
Professional homosexual identifier

Bratimir Kolar
former yugoslav chief of hiking staff

Muhammad Takbir
Kebab shop janitor/waiter

David Shekelstein
International banker/lobbyist

Ivan Grigorievich Stepanoff. Policeman