Waifu Claiming Thread

Waifu Claiming Thread

>rules

Claiming EVERYONE

old man fisting machine claimed

What you said in What does that mean

Rory-sama claimed.

Wow... He really did that painting. There's my old waifu, Ai Enma.

If dubs I permanently claim Azusa Nakano

H.A.N.A.K.O unit here.

>The one time I'm happy I'm not there

SUCK. A. DICK.

Wow Karen, your rules are almost as useless as mine. Lol

I'm not in that. Try again.

>what it used to be like
Well, we used to have "post your waifu and I'll fap to her" threads. Basically dump threads with a waifu theme.

>what it used to be like
Nope, but there was a set time the thread streak died and when it cam to be.

>"real" waifu talk
There were questions in the OP in the waifu vein, this was the point I joined a couple of times, but with a different waifu.

>why is spike mad about people being nice
I don't know.

My minimalistic appreciation is pleased with this pasta.

Good mornimg guys

>and sakura or hinata
yeah yeah call me a pleb idgaf

Akiko claimed

Only if you can correctly name every waifu in that pic

Morning Tsuyu

Curvy frog's back!

>Yay!

Now on, I'm judging waifus.

Karen Kujo is god tier

Hanako looks like a 9/11 victim

Homura is a lesbian

Tatsumaki should put on clothes

>not in it therefore still able to claim.

I thought you said your sink had broke?
>oh shit that was the washer

yo yo yo
Tru
>from the same show
WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW THAT

Also claim

pleb

morning

kagami claimed....goin to pt, see you guys in a bit...

DEMACIA!!!!

Still here

Oh Hanakooo~

still here

and

I wouldnt want to harm the flow

Hey.

Whats the difference between having questions in OP and having questions in a random post? I don't see a problem like this as anyone can post them.

Who doesn't like lesbs?

Meh, see you later Kagami.

More waifu judging

I ate Squid. It was nice

Quit fucking with my childhood

Kagami for President 2016

nobody knows your waifu

Are you an oldfag? Why do the other oldfags leave when the new people show up?
did you not just talk to each other with avatars back then like we do now?
I don't understand when people call this place a circlejerk now, it's just people talking, yes?
please neck yourself immediately, end your life. really.

are those jelly beans?

Welp, gotta put /waifu/ in the pocket, riding home. See you in 30-40 mins

I didn't get to judge your waifu. I'm sorry, Tomoko

Tomoko Kuroki: Sup Forums incarnate
Tomoko Kuroki: The whore of Sup Forums

NEVER!

What is this wannabe circlejerking?

Ayy lmao. How are ya?

Stop telling me that you murdered my people!

>Homura is a lesbian
>implying there's anything wrong with animated girls expressing their love to each other through sexual relations

They were waifu themed. If I may quote the late great OG Tomoko 'at least they were not autistic question like "hurr durr what's your favorite fapping technique?"

But why? I've never heard the term "neck yourself"

Morning Peaches!

Morning Hanako, it's great to see you. You doing alright..?

Morning Jenny

quite alright

Do you guys think my judging is serious? Na. I love your waifus. I'll judge myself.

Azusa Nakano:

The perfect character for people who say "She isn't a loli, she's 18!"

Still the happiest mech unit in the world.

Check yourself before you neck yourself

Literally who?
I don't think so
I bet

Ika

I remember those questions when I was still lurking.
>What is your waifu favourite food?
>When did you first meet your waifu?
>Does your waifu fight or not?
>Does your waifu have alive family members?
They are certainly interesting but will also generate a lot of unwanted spoilers, and I don't see any problem in getting to know others better with non-waifu questions. But yea... fapping technique questions are indeed autistic.

gonna give you just one more reply just in case you're not a troll because I can't tell the difference anymore
it means apply the noose to your neck and hang yourself. you're a faggot.
>Karen

Can someone please photoshop a waifu in my picture with me?

Yeah... Some of the QOTTs are awful.

I tend to just ignore them if they aren't at least slightly interesting. I wish more people would follow suit, but oh well.

who who?

who do you want friend

in case you missed it, I'll be off in a bit anyway.

I'm not trolling. I'm here almost every thread, Karen. Don't know why you're mad. Called you God-tier.

...

I'm not that much of an oldie, I just kind of know stuff.

Oldfags get filtered out, that's the way it is.

It is and it was a circlejerk, but at least it kept true to each roots.

>it's just people talking
That's a circlejerk, that's why generals are so hated by people.

>unwanted spoilers
Undedicated swains

Lol

FUCKIN CHECK'D
who who?

I'm doing quite well. I have finals tomorrow and I haven't studied. Planning on cheating. Other than that everything is going swimmingly.

Stop! Please I beg you! How would you fell if I posted dead people here huh!?

Yeah, jaja. To be honest I was thinking about leaving /waifu/ for a bit. Got some things I got to do. But I don't think I can make myself do it.
Understandable.

We've got similar shirts and everything!

I'm sorry, Ika. I'll stop posting sushi. I like your people. They don't insult me like Union Jack wearing lolis do.

>checked
wow Tats

Well, things just tend to change over time, that's how life works. I do get why you'd be sad about it though. I imagine it would be like watching your child get older and turn into this ungrateful asshole

I heard an owl outside while reading your post.

I'm freaking scared now.

>Holy shit those quints

very nice get
>was a circlejerk
the oldfags that come in to hate on the people here act like it was something different though, yes?
was it?
thanks for answering questions, I'm leaving now. peace

that permanent claim garbage you were doing was shit
plus you post an image on every reply and nonstop replies. it makes the thread go too fast

kinda makes me wish I picked a different waifu, Karen doesn't have enough angry faces for me
goodbye all.

Union Jack wearing lolis? What's that?

Kira from deathnote

...

Sorry about that, mate. Didn't realize it. Won't happen again.

We cool now, loli?

I meant spoilers towards the series of other user waifus. Im pretty much a newfag to anime and theres a lot I want to see that I haven't touched yet. The numbers same tho.

Bye and tell me about it, Homura is so dead on the outside I can't find any decent reaction for her.

What have I missed?

Noticed

alot

Chicken was tasty and I gave the asian waitress a huge tip
Feelsgoodman

see ya Karen

>Akiko

I have stuff to do.

>Check'd
Yeah these threads have always been circlejerks. I haven't always come in here, but i have lurked around on Sup Forums for a decent amount of time.

The questions they had were plenty autistic. Treating an animated character and your relation with them as though they were real is and always has been autistic, at least in my opinion.

Maybe that's why i only recently start coming around. The autism still comes up but it's certainly been dialed back from my perspective. It's rare that people actually pretend they they are or are dating their waifu. Most the people floating around here understand that it's just a particular flavor of avatar fagging.

The hugbox is a bit much. That's why i tend to reference it in jest. That said, it's also pretty amusing to bounce jokes off people or just generally chat.
That's why i stick around, at least.

Catch you later, Karen.

I feel that, I've been thinking that as well
Yeah dawgie, thats me. Open up
Hey galko! hows it goin?
Nice trips
>huge tip
betcha did

Take it easy and take care. I'll be sure to mention you if Brazil comes along.

Ok then bye!

>pic related

This is a union jack wearing loli

>Azusa

Some sentimental stuff, some really nice gets

>checked
nice dub trips
Which one was more delicious? The chicken or the waitress?

DON'T HURT ME! I KNOW YOUR WAIFU! I PROMISE!

Well that's cute..
Still don't get why you haven't played your game with me, just curious.

CHEATERS NEVER WIN THO

A shitstorm of epic proportions.

Trips for the user

>fubuki claimed

>Drama
>Shitposters
So pretty much nothing

Thank you.

Daily reminder if youre american youre not allowed to have karen as your waifu

Shiro. Just woke up 15 minutes ago.
Good morning friend.
>end your life
Syndra confirmed.

The waitress, no wonder

That trip is oddly satisfying

>Most the people floating around here understand that it's just a particular flavor of avatar fagging.
It's like drinking coffee that has been mixed with a shit ton of water.

It's original point has been diluted.

done and done

Good.

Hey Koko. I just woke up, how are you?

>really nice gets
Glad I missed that.

I see... I shall take notes of this.
*scribbles notes*

I've already taken that class though. The only reason I failed was because I am probably the laziest shit you'll ever see.

What the fuck captcha...

Game?
Please remind me what this game was. I'm afraid the old data bank's getting old.

>Might need a new one soon

>cutie claimed

Fixed that for you

I'm American. I've dated an English woman, I drink tea, and I've been to a Paul McCartney concert. I'm basically English. Can I claim her?

Cute pic
>
nice trips mang
I dig the waifu choice
Cus it's a full house!
Doin pretty good thanks, did you sleep well?

Okay really going now.

You think? I'd think it's more the difference between trying to eat coffee grounds vs trying to make shitty coffee with a bunch of coffee grounds in it.

Neither is very good.
I prefer it a bit watered down, personally.

human garbage all around...

Have a good night Tats.

>Shizu

Hugbox = cancer

look mom im insulting anons on the internet

its 1pm for him.
You = 2x cancer