/mlb/ - u mad edition

Why suicide when you can
>dinger

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mets

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Old thread involved the White Sox so isn't worth mentioning.

PHILLIES

FUK THE METS

>yfw da giants win da worlds eries

>Canada

nast bases loaded now

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK WERTH DON'T DO THE PHILLIES LIKE THAT

Only 1 under .500 and only 4 games back with a whole 3 and 1/2 months of baseball to go.

Laugh and bully us all you want, it's only June.

>gints
>getting passed the tardinals
this is our year desu

I FUCKING HATE JESSICA MEDOZA WHY COULD SHE NOT "CALL" THE PIE RATS GAME

>namefag
>glory hog
>i remember watching something when i was 2 (he literally said this)

into the filter you go

HO HO HO

...

>bases loaded with Werth

Welp, this game is over. Werth is going to hit a game-winner.

>Giants
>losing to the tardinals
Nah, bro. You got a lucky series win because of June memes, no way does that happen again.

tfw no baseball gf

...

WERTH!!!!!

Are you a wizard?

Why does the AL West have two secondary teams in it?

Didn't lose today

>lillies

fuck you fucking piece of shit dogshit puke fucks

>feeeeeeeelies

Royals

FUCKING KILL ME OF ALL PEOPLE IT HAD TO BE WERTH ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Seattle still gets support
I couldn't tell you about Houston tho

>lillies

Who /Fredbird/ here?

>pooprats

Yankees

nice

4.5

Why do Phillies fans puke on little girls?

windians!

anyone have that Papelbon Wojack with the cigar?

WINDIANS

you did this

>bases loaded
>2-2 count
>throw the ball right down the middle
The city of Philadelphia everybody

tfw 15 games over and 1st place

bring on the cusb

The who's and phil's have both collapsed badly after good starts.

Which team is worse?

Snitches get stitches

is uribe kill?

Person who starts watching baseball in September reporting in

>boreball

QUICK! EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE PHILLIES!

all time? Lillies

this season? Phillies

cardinals fan detected

4.5 games back now

Talent wise the Phil by a lot they were hanging in with elite pitching from nobodys

t. Lifelong jints fan

Fuck no, I'm watching what's about to be a sweep of Shitsburgh

Is that Albert Belle or Ancient Eddie Murray?

WINDIANS

what a good feel it was to see this with the whole family

Ayyyyy the Rangers are good again. Looks like I'm back on the wagon.

>jints gamethreads are always active
>somehow that means we only watch in september

yeah. nobody was expecting the phils to do shit this year
>they were right

Just his old peter

Where did all the astros fans go?

shut up, Tiki

>urias vs peavy
Kid might get his first major league win tonight

Are baseball caps different from other American sport caps?

I hear 2016 White Sox 26th overall draft pick Zack Burdi had a great day. Can anyone fill me in on what happened?

Belle

Depends

How did they collapse and what was their original expectation?

Is it really this easy? I just knew Werth was going to win it as soon as I saw him in the hitter's box.

Fuck this fucking team, and fuck the Eagles when they go 6-10.

Screencap that post, I'm fucking calling it.

>86
not all bad
what can you do, can't really rely on those shitters

>I spend the day doing yardwork
>Injuns spend the day going yard

Nice Windians tbqhwyl

Fuck off swagfag nigger

He threw a pitch that is considered a strike to end the game.

>Indians in first
Yeah no
They can turn 3 games back into 10 games back by july

He realized he was going to be a Chicago White Sox and played accordingly.

Seattle-ites love their team and it's hardly the smallest city on the west coast, you must mean Oakland.

Houston is the 4th largest city and 11th largest media market, troll elsewhere.

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They killed themselves after realizing that they're tattletale fucks and karma has come to give those snitches stitches

I dunno, I don't pay attention to hats desu

You sound like a whosfag

Not this Indians team. Besides the rest of the comedy central is a joke.

>our logo in an OP

FUCK YEA RELEVANCE

But seriously who's the favorites this year?

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

LET'S GO NATS

>(You)

Depends who you ask.

>not this Indians team
They are literally God in the Al central they have the best record in it against al central opponents like I said a big al central stint is coming and we are going to fucking destroy you guys

Jints win 9-8 desu

"Don't Feed The Whos" by Dr. Seuss

Not a whos fag blind retard

tfw gonna get swept by the rockies

I can't help it
They are just so adorable

Angels and A's are clearly the second teams of their markets

I know Angel fans don't like hearing that but it's true

Giants are favored by meme magic, so them.

Cubs are favored by retards who don't know what they're talking about.

Cardinals are favored by devil magic.

I'd say a Giants over cardinals NLCS with giants over [insert random Arcade League team here] is likely

>Rollins DFA'd
>Latos DFA'd
>Frazier hitting .210

When will the who sux learn to stop getting babby league players who don't have a chance to compete in real baseball?

Sorry, there's just so many of them coming out of the woodwork. Kind of like when you uproot a tree stump and there's just a fuckton of bugs crawling around.

>cubs
lol

meh either the Cards or the Gnats eh?

All of them were shit in the NL senpai. Whos just have a retarded FO.

Everyone who comes to the White Sox sucks, doesn't matter which league they came from. It's just the team's aura.

>sign samardzija out of the Nferior League
>11-13 with a 5 ERA
>he goes back to the babbies
>7-4 with a 3 ERA

CAN'T MAKE IT UP

Yep. Even years are boring.

The cubs getting to the playoffs isn't that lol worthy.
They made it last year and they have the best record in MLB

>implying gays like sports

>who is jordan zimmerman
>who is ja happ