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phimosis edition

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unironically prefer the paddy's edition

willy

black girls are superior and that's a fact

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fuck me

maisie williams

>OPs without the Union Jack

ummmmm no sweetie x

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no, some yank said that
that aside

Lapdog lickarse cunt

Janitor applications are now closed. Thank you to everyone who applied!

just put a raw sausage in my bum

read all of this

>Want to remake my social media accounts to see what everyone's up to
>Don't want to see "her"

good post

why is asuka a nazi

Never got the thigh gap meme

Remember when all the girls were going mental over it and getting surgery haha

MISS WILLIAMS

TEAR DOWN THESE BOLLOCKS

Kek

says the taig posting in a thread for british people.
who also makes our threads for us

lel

elleryxxx

She's a kraut.

Can't fathom being attractive to this let alone wanting it to pump in cum for a child

Hahahaha :^)

this. why would you want a gap? big thighs are nice as long as they're not flabby

>eating bacon butty watching mock the week
>mum yells for me
>tells me to take out trash
>say back to her "trash, fuck off yank"
>she says what?
>I say fuck off you stupid bint
>she leaves confused
>hear da stomping down corridor
>can hear him because yanks are fat cunts
>he says he'll kick my ass if I talk that way to my mom again
>I say "mom, ass, fuck off yank"
>he slaps me
>I cry and utter "yanks cant handle the banter"
>He tells me Ive never left the country, let alone do I own a passport
>he leaves
>slams the door
>only noise left in the room is my sobbing and the sound of my arsenal posters rustling from the breeze of the door slam

Hate being a yank

Sissy brit bois want the big aussie cock

meant for

do girls browse /brit/?

Yes I don't just come here because I enjoy posting with you all

That sure makes me a lapdog, autistic twat

>t.colorblind italy

my brother
can NOT stand thigh gaps, need some nice thicc thighs

>It's get rejected from an entry level position for not having enough experience edition

cry more bitchboy

my gf does when she's not busy being a pastry chef or feeding her pet eel

Yeah mate you really got me there I'm bawling my eyes out

Fucking fool

>Industrial Revolution
>English

Fuck off. England's been riding on Scottish achievements for too long.

your gf played with my pet eel last night what do you say to that?

>traps with bigger dicks than me
IT
IS
NOT
FUCKING FAIR

I'm a right wing liberal

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>You all

Fuck off yank. Its Y'all

>long day machine operating
>Unironic headache

Fucking baka my lads, S M H.

I bet he's a works in theatre or is a dancer

That's literally every single twink on grindr
They're clones

she's an adult and free to make her own decisions, although i can't say i approve

indulge in a silk cut purple my compatriot

Fuckin this. Goddamn yanks

>Rich as fuck
>Famous
>Charismatic
>Interesting
>Formerly attractive
>Made good music

You're right man, no idea why someone would want to get knocked up by him

thread is utter dogshit tonight

>Machine operating

*softly laughing and shaking my head*

mick is ledge mate

8 bastards by a bunch of different fit birds, still pumping them out at 70, cash out of his ears and all the drugs he could, topped off by a glorious head of hair...living the dream...

How were you operating me?

Should've used mine

get a load of this bent pleb

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never had a girl flirt with me before. thoughts?

my county was literally at the heart of it, go inject elsewhere jock

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always get mick jagger confused with that bloke from the doors who died

how bad looking are you?

had too many to count myself and I'm at best a 7/10

>being this made about being too slow to make a new thread
pull it together padraig

>silk cut

Literally for particularly effeminate women or for flamboyant gay guys. George Osbourne used to smoke them, and that's about all that needs to be said.

literally just started listening to the doors

woah

VERY important question

how big is your willy?

alan door

Look here you cheeky shit, I didn't come here to be ridiculed in a condescending tone.
It's been a long day and all I want to do is relax on the chon, just wind ya neck in

business idea: push large corporations into moving outside of the west and purely into deprived areas

If you look you'll see mine was made well before yours but my internet conked out and I couldn't post it

You're a slow boy aren't you

george harrison

>private
Fuark, dont even have a twitter acct.

hmm ah yes
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abysmal post

constantine smokes them

thoughts?

slightly above average length, significantly girthier than average

6.5x5.5

>Not smoking John players

James Watt was Scottish m8

If England started the industrial revolution then China invented the smartphone

just pooed myself

her stuff is on various streaming sites and shit anyway i think

what the fuck

indeed am having a thought

>smoking John players

great post

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Who's Constantine?

Still, literally never met someone other than 40 year old women or gay guys who smoke them. They've got hardly any nicotine as well.

3-4/10

I wonder what she did to provoke them

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We're gonna get all of you Rorkes.

>built on an Englishman's engine, 2 decades after the revolution had begun
ah yes

What

me and my friends smoke them and we're cool and not gay

having a cup of coffee--not sure what breakfast will be

Is that from a few years ago or something?

Cheapest I've ever found is 9g of Gold Leaf and that's closer to £4

*googles luciana berger*

hmm, is she a jew then?

Ugly and your uncle was killed by the ira

Life dealt you a cruel hand

got 10g for £2.8- or something in tesco 2day

was just at the dorchester in London lads

£8 for a coke
£11 for a 330ml bottle of peroni

thank christ for expenses

FILTH