OK Sup Forums We're starting a new craze for Sup Forums It's called ''Dildo treasure hunt '' . Anyone in any country can start a dildo treasure hunt by hiding a dildo somewhere in there city and must State the name of the City , Country and give clues pics etc to help other anons find the dildo. Also try to hide dildo in a spot where the public wont get to it first. The person who hides it should also write Sup Forums on the side so it's clear that it's from b.
The rules are as follows >1. Finder must be wearing atleast one Adidas item , have a smoke and squat in the photo with the dildo with a time stamp. >2. only one dildo at a time >3. please dont use the dildo >4. dildo finder is next to hide it >5. If two anons find the dildo at the same time a tie breaker will have to happen and both anons can take a photo with it and we judge who looks like the best squatting slav with the dildo.
Now is there anyone anywhere able to hide a dildo and start the very first official Sup Forums DILDO TREASURE HUNT ?
Oh queen of b I pray to the don't let this thread 404 So we can frolic around with dildos forever more AMEN
Gavin Gomez
What does he need all that ranch dressing for?
Ryan Anderson
Alternate Rules
>1. Finder must be wearing atleast one Adidas item , have a smoke and squat in the photo with the dildo with a time stamp. >2. only one dildo at a time >3. please dont use the dildo >3a. USE THE DILDO, POST PROOF >4. dildo finder is next to hide it >5. If two anons find the dildo at the same time a tie breaker will have to happen and both anons can take a photo with it and we judge who looks like the best squatting slav with the dildo.
Tyler Myers
Well spotted kek
Luke Lewis
Bump
Michael Smith
Try'd that rule once people didn't like it b4
Dominic Hughes
Bump
Jaxson Walker
Bumping for hope.
Landon Morris
Shameless self bump
Ryan Watson
I would do this if somebody in Florida planted a dildo
Dominic Phillips
That sounds good waiting for more anons , any takers on Florida ? Piss off those old people.
Matthew Cook
Dallas user reporting for dildo duty.
Henry Hernandez
Shit im willing
Chase Ortiz
Tie breaker should be row sham bow, cartman style. No consent requested for added potential.
Xavier Allen
let me fix that, im willing to hide one, i dont have time to drive all over creation looking for a cock
Charles Cox
What part of Florida are you in
Landon Barnes
Hider or Seeker ?
Josiah Taylor
The worse part, pasco. the capital of pillfucks and crackheads
Jayden Gonzalez
Can we put weed, pills or something neet where the batterys go?
Gabriel Thompson
I'm in Dallas is that the hint?
Dominic Bennett
but how would it rotate or vibrate then? just tape it
Sebastian Miller
I could hide a BD dildo, cause I won a dozen
Zachary Edwards
Up to you but don't get caught
Colton Clark
Dallas user here. I used to live in zephyrhills...fuck pasco county.
Brody Rodriguez
Fuck I'm in Lee county
Dominic Jones
Where are you from ?
Dylan Carter
Bump
Ryan Lopez
cant wait to get out of this literal shithole
Camden Barnes
OldFag in Canada near a large park
Cooper Long
Nah....the the great dildo hunt has yet to begin. What part of Dallas user?
Eli Murphy
well unless youre in desperate need of a free dildo i do not see this working lol
Jaxson Moore
Move user, what's keeping you there?
Gabriel Gonzalez
Hahah brilliant OK OP HERE SO FAR we have CANADA , DALLAS and FLORIDA once we have a few more people anyone who is a HIDER will begin hiding it and post clues pics etc , google maps clues are ok aswell. Then seekers will go find it.
Ryan Ortiz
since its a shithole theres only shithole jobs so i get shithole pay so i cant afford to go to shithole school yet. im working on it still have some time to go im a youngfag
Juan Jackson
I'm in some bumfuck town in England. >inb4 britfag
Elijah Nelson
Yeah, i know your pain. I left as soon as i turned 18. Went to Clearwater beach. Then I realized that it was full of scientology nut bags and left there too.
Aaron Wilson
Old canada fag on the east coast reporting in as well. Hows she going bud?
Brayden Taylor
Nope, I was gonna hide it for somebody else
Eli Bennett
Pretty good. I also have a number of other dildos I could hide, like an old rubber dong
Aaron Ross
I've got Wales, Repping the UK
Andrew Diaz
Holy crap hahaha thank you anons I love you all
Nathan Brown
Ok I think we can start Hiding soon if you are a HIDER post some pics and clues and where you are from also because we may have multiple people hiding them you should give yourself a nick name eg Florida Dildo Master etc just so we know who's clues are for which one.
Matthew Cruz
also east coast. your province connected to others by land?
Carter Adams
...
Ian Turner
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Tyler Fisher
Alright anyone hiding yet ?
Justin Moore
I could hide one at a cloverleaf interchange that has no houses on it yet.
I will check later in the day to see if anyone took it.
Jordan Brown
OH MY FUCK THIS IS BRILLIANT. BAMPING WITH THIS MAGNIFICENT 3 POUND DICK I MADE. I CAN AND WILL HIDE LITTERALY UNDRESS OF DICKS. BEHOLD, FOR WE ARE CREATE THE WORLDWIDE 365 DAY A YEAR DICK EASTER EGG HUNT!
Joshua Bennett
that's impressive.
Logan Anderson
OK CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE THE FIRST OFFICIAL DILDO HIDER of Sup Forums CANADA thank you for playing.
Lucas Mitchell
OMFG lost it at please don't use the dildo. Btw, any around the ks or NY areas. Do not. They are lead and may literally give you lead poisoning.
Alexander Mitchell
True dat. I have a 10 pound lead pour pot and silicone dick ice tray molds. Southeastern KS checking in. I'll get my personal army on it bros. Will try and hide in interesting places. It's like geocaching but not fucking stupid!
Aaron Wilson
^ THIS
Zachary Walker
Good work user , you are a legend and an hero.
Charles Gomez
I am a man, but I second dis
Kevin Jackson
Lolol
Eli Torres
This thread will 404 before I can get back. How can I link the archived version for the followup thread?
Christopher Cook
I will make another thread when we get close to 404ing how long you think you'll be ?
Julian Wood
Alright faggots. Email an address to [email protected] . To show my gratitude and support for this thread I will litteraly mail you about a 6 ounce lead dick. 3a does not apply as lead is very dangerous to handle a lot. Have no pics for proof. At work. But I am not trolling. I am 100 percent serious about dickfarming
Colton Rogers
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Caleb Nguyen
I am seriously doubting your commitment to sparklemotion
Cameron Jenkins
Lube
Jonathan Hill
archiving this for future purposes. this needs to become tradition.
Isaiah Clark
PLEASE GOD SOMEONE SCREENSHOT THIS AND POST
Nathan Morgan
This eventually people will start finding random dildos all over the world
Aiden Barnes
but dildos are fucking expensive.... i don't have the extra cash to waste you fucking retards.
Jack Parker
Epic bread?
Ethan Allen
I need a few hours total as its on my way to Vancouver and total travel time plus work will be at least 3 hours. Will take photos as proof
Christian Ross
Then you can be a SEEKER and if you find the hidden dildo you can hide it again next and pass the torch on.
Daniel Murphy
I'm in Orlando, but I really don't feel like buying a dildo just for this.
Grayson Perez
my thoughts
David Wood
nice dude
Carter Rodriguez
This user is right, we need to use something less expensive, but still exceptional.
Jordan Diaz
Holy crap that's dedication, there will be another thread after this one way or another we'll keep this alive.
Isaiah Cruz
>Then you can be a SEEKER and if you find the hidden dildo you can hide it again next and pass the torch on
Joshua Garcia
aight. I can do that.
Someone hide one in Orlando and I'll go find it after work today.
Brody Sanders
OK heading out the door will post proof
Wyatt White
Fuck, I'll put one in kansas and buy u a beer when u get
Ian Mitchell
Let's call it DildoCaching, As in GeoCaching and cache means hiding in French.
Ryan Mitchell
>torch hope someone will shop olympic game opening and switch the torch for dildo
Grayson Robinson
That's awesome.
Dylan Carter
I stuck the end of a 2010 Winter Olympics one in my ass and got a photo taken
Austin Robinson
Could we have a place on the web with hints to where dildos are hidden? threads here will disappear too quickly to keep this alive I think
Gavin Cruz
That sounds good what place you have in mind ?
Jack Hill
Dunno, some kind of forum or website where you can upload pictures and Googlemap links
Colton Diaz
a facebook group maybe?
Connor Foster
Im leaving it here at the southside in 30 minutes. Look for a "sign".
Christopher Gray
The person that hides/finds them just need to make sure to start new threads
Justin Phillips
this ANYONE have any ideas ?
Justin Sullivan
Fuckit. I'm near oklahoma. Checking in for that too. Also, I only have lead dicks atm. But I'm buying silicone to make dildos. To hide and mail to dildo less hiders.
Nathan Harris
A subreddit....
Leo Reyes
Post a screen shot of it on Reddit, as much as I hate the place