Guys guys guys i fucking need your help
I was having a nice time rubbing my cock with Coconut Oil and it was so much that it fell on the ground and when i cleaned it up it left a stain.
I have used soap, sodium bicarbonate and its still there.
TLDR:
>Masturbation time with coconut oil
>Spill on ground
>Big ass stain
>How to clean?
PIC RELATED ITS MY COCKONUT STAIN
UPDATE: Scratching it with a toothbrush doesnt help
My family will be home soon please help
bump bump bump
Use alcohol, it should dissolve the oil
its oil shithead
it soaked through the stone. you are kinda fucked. find a degreaser or something that removes oil stanes.
i uest to wokr at a grantie op so i knwo
Get some bleach, warm water and a strong brush and get to work.
50/50 vinegar and water
pour coconut oil over the rest of them too so they match. nobody will notice the stain that way.
pore coke on it and leave it fore 5 min. it shold desolve the stain or make a coke stain witch is easier to explain.
its not working with alcohol
Is that actual ceramic tile or does it happen to be vinyl that looks like ceramic?
find a degreaser. Purple power shit like that. try dawn if you dont have the other stuff.
cum on it
let it dry
scrape it off
stain b gone
spill something else on it
put a shoe over it
Ok. There are stones that are damaged by acids and bases, dont go rubbing shit all over the floor.
If you have a powdered laundry soap make up a slurry paste and rub it in with a soft cloth.
Being an oil you need something soap based, acids and bases wont do shit.
After a few minutes of working it gently start sopping up the paste with a clean rag and fresh water.
Its unlikely youll have any but a tablespoon of TSP in the laundry soap will really help cut the oil
Fucking genius
This is a good idea
If you can get some cat litter grind it into stain , sweep up then clean up residual with water or floor cleaner. If not get some dry dirt and do same.
idk what the floor is made of
Thought that maybe burning off the alcohol would help, i was wrong
just say you dont know wtf they are talking about
also nice job using coconut oil that is top tier lubrication
>follows anons advice
>pours coconut oil all over rest of tiles
>it matches
>owners come home
>walk into kitchen to put groceries away
>all slip and break their necks
>OP walks back into kitchen to the scene of his family members strewn across the kitchen floor
>blood, broken limbs, gasps of dying breaths, coconut oil, hotdogs, bananas.
>OP picks up banana for prostate stimulation as he continues to jack off
Is that travertine? If so.... BWHAHAHAHAHAH you are fucked sir. Travertine soaks up everything.
OMFG thanks bro, no one will notice now
no problem Sup Forumsro
Overdose, have a seizure and shit all over the tile.
Your family will come home and realize you're out cold, and call the amberlamps. They'll clean up your shit and just think the stain was caused by your filthy garbage poops.
check'd and kek'd
Is it slippery and smooth like plastic or does it feel like stone?
UPDATE: My brother came home and didnt notice, when he leaves ill go for cleaning laundry shit
>cum on tile
>this is my fetish
>mfw
You must use gasoline to get oils out of porous ceramics. Although, I suppose gas isn't really a household thing, so maybe try acetone?
its stone, the stain is probably 4 meters inside it by now
Most people have some gas in there house from my experience, we always have a red 5 gallon can half full or so.
how the fuck does your head stain the floor poorfag?
just tell them you spilled some oil while cooking
this
Feel it, tap on it with a knuckle. If it's stone it will be hard and that means it's not as porous as well. HOT WATER and baking soda 1/3 & laundry soap 2/3. Apply with hott water mixed,
If it's softer it's vinyl and it is porous and can stain easy don't use any bleaches or the like.
you need to hammer the stain out OP
lay a thick towel over the stain
hammer hard in the spots where the stain is most prominent
in about 20-30 hits the stain should now be transferred to the towel
what about washing up liquid
That could be a solution, if the stain wasn't where my desktop is, on the living-room, upstairs
THIS
Blast it with piss
if dubs do this
google what coconut oil is used for, say you had it for whatever one of those reasons you prefer, "and I left it there and managed to bump into it and it spilled"
have you never told a lie before?
don't u have a carpet?
if u execute properly you should be able to put said carpet over the stain
It's ceramic tile. If it was vinyl the grout lines would be white
i think its ceramic tile, what can be used on it to dont fuck it up more?
UPDATE: Also i was having fun in my bed and noticed more stains, pic related its the stains.
Can they be cleaned easily?
Let me continue that for you user
>Neighbors notice parents missing
>Knock on door and OP answers
>Says some bullshit about them being away
>Clearly nbors dont buy it
>They back off, but OP knows he's in shit
>Sees huge red stains on the carpet from where they fell
>Decide to employ the same trick again
>Murders neighbors and spreads their blood over the rest of the carpet so it looks even
Dishwashing liquid would get rid of the oil in a jiffy
Contact solution if you have it. Removes proteins.
Just clean the grout. It should be white, not gray. Mommy will be so impressed it will change the focus to the grout and not your fuck up
use acne cream, it works with permanent marker on your barbie dolls too.
You jack all over the house
you don't?
Fuck this I wont be able to pull off a nice excuse, some of you guys are alright.
Dont go tomorrow to school
West Side
Acetone or something like that
spill something thats more believable on it
MAXIMUM KEK
No. I pick one have a rotation of masturbation spots I go through one at a time.
have you tried with soda?
>cops come over
>hey where are ur neighbours?
>vacation.vmg
>dont buy it
>cops sees blood and neighbours
>run out to the backyard around the swimming pool
>cops chase
>all according to plan
>run around the pool for hours
>cop decide to jump in the pool to get to me
>jokes on u, pool is filled with coconut oil
>cop drown
>mfw
...
This is propably the clean part of the floor
that plan will never work you skelefag
Just wash the sheets, you'll be fine. Getting it warm makes it flow away. Doesn't help so much with tile, but with sheets it does
>watch dead cop floating in pool
>there's now a cop stain on OP's coconut oil
>must hide the stain
>gets gun from the house
>calls police station
>"there's coconut oil on my marble!"
>cops come, backyard is a death trap
>OP home alone's his house
>cops slipping on coconut oil everywhere, its havoc
>OP shoots fumbling police
>Throws bodies in pool till coconut oil matches the cop stain
UPDATE:
>Im done, nothing is working
>My parents can't be more dissapointed on me
>On the future ill post again to tell you what happened
>Goodbye Sup Forumsros
Sincerely,
Your friendly neighborhood, Cockonut Stainlord
Bleach it op BLEACH IT
This. Spill some milk on it and leave it there, or something. They will think it just soaked into the stone.
Coconut oil is seriously the best thing to fap with
Use a toilet plunger to such the oil out
>Cock n' nut stainlord*
there, fixed it for you
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its not like your parents will know what you did just becasue of a barely visible stain on a tile
The only way to dissolve the oil and penetrate into the pores of the tile is amixture of bleach and ammonia.
Wow bleach actually helped, or at least it seems like it
It might work faster if you drink it
Faggot, is it so hard to just use your hand or a sock. No worries I have your back.
>sit-rep
>oils soaked through
>can't clean up
>so stain sticks out...
Ok, grab more coconut oil and throw it in the microwave. Next rub it all over your body and (this next step is crucial so pay attention) you have to get naked and flop on the floor like a fish and make sure to cover every inch of the tile. If it's all stained there is no stain bruh
Post bare feet
Checked
im not amanda
If you just cum on the stain and rub it in, the white will absorb into the tile and brighten the dark stain. Just don't use coconut oil this time.
No shit - she didn't fap using coconut oil
Ammonia and bleach user it's a miracle cleaner. Smells like lemons and cleans everything instantly without having to wash it.
Just use dawn dish washing liquid. should take it right out
>OPs parents see stain
>"OP were you in here rubbing coconut oil on your dick"
Have you tried bleach and chlorine. you have to mix them together first about 20% chlorine and 80% bleach in a bottle
Just be careful. Normal gasoline will leave even more residue. I don't know what it's called in english, but use something like extracting gasoline
It's oil you dufus. The issue is lipids, not proteins.
This might sound silly. But I know diesel can remove stains from concrete. Try it.
put shoe on top of it
kill yourself
>hurr durr i saw dis funny thread a while ago ima samefag and recreate it for lulz