ITT: God teir frozen pizzas

ITT: God teir frozen pizzas

No such thing once you have a real slice. Homemade or bust, none of that pussy-ass crust.

fucking bait, gtfo

>posts non-American pizza
>pretends it's god tier

>foodie faggot from rebbit who needs to shut it

god-tier shit is still shit.

>God teir
>frozen pizzas

>german poorfag pizza
>crust so thin you'd have to eat five before the hunger stops

Truly the mexicans of europe

>on Sup Forums
>pretending to have personal standards

Fucking plebs.

Kek,

Brainwashed Americans thinking they invented pizza

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>name a better pizza
>pro tip, you can't

Lol I don't. I just love bashing others. I'm a failure in real life and get off on it.

>inb4 poorfag

Freschetta is the shit.

I like goodfellas in general but this is my favourite one

why do you guys post german frozen pizzas ?

I can buy dough from the local's farmer market and make an amazing white-garlic contraption with any level of toppings I want. Way healthier than frozen contraptions (especially American ones) and tastes way better, too.

Takes about 10-15 minutes longer to make than a frozen pizza. Wao.

Die ist nich so gut wie die Dr.ötker

they are aussie pizzas dipshit

You realize how metrosexual you sound right now, right?

it's a german thing; you wouldn't understand.

Implying american pizza is god tier.
Choke yourself with your plastic cheddar faggot.

>someone who doesn't belong on American websites detected

Came here to post this.

Kys

Ofenfrische is eh die beste

i think you meant to post this one

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yeah OP good choice, but red and yellow are even better!

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it's japanese you faggot

the Dr. Oetker casa di mama series is pretty fucking great

LOL you sound like a real faggot

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>thinking this response proves anything other than what a retarded foreigner you are
No wonder we rule the world and you work for us.

Thanks mr Goldberg for this good and healthy cheese.

>non-American
>browsing Sup Forums from a phone
Pure cancer.

suck on my chocolate salty ballz you cockmongling dickmunching useless cuntcracker

mein nigga

the picture seems to imply the box contains one pizza plus another slice

if this were american, some fat loser would have sued this company and probably would have been awarded a shit-ton of money

screamin sicilian I'm a scumbag no pic

not sure if this counts but fuck you anyways

LIDL TIEFKÜHL PIZZA BESTE UND AUCH MAL NE LASANGIE VON NETTO IST DRIN!

>from a phone
Are you encountering some mental issues my dear?

Fucking kek'd.

Learn to cook
beats frozen every time

count it friend
maybe not frozen, but it's premade and refrigerated so it all comes out the same

Read the filename to your post, cancerfaggot. We can see you.

literally any frozen pizza is shit

>literally
Hi, rebbit.

Chicagotown are the best by far

>God tier
> Frozen pissa

Pick one

in a world full of frozen pizza, only one user had the courage to speak the truth

"Hey you guys. Frozen pizzas are all shit."

NO WAY ZOMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GUY IS SO BRAVE WOW WHAT A COURAGEOUS WARRIOR FOR TRUTH AND JUSTICE

Fuck you Op why the fuck are they using a fork on the box...?

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>stuffed crust

what,thats the first time ever i see some shit like that.

How it's even made????

You fuckers can't even compete...

Oh sweet jesus this shit is from the heavens

I ate this one once, but it tasted kinda strange, not really like the others from the same brand.

i literally just ate one of these

>god tier frozen pizzas
>not posting buitoni bella napoli

Shame on you OP

wooooo thanks man, ate those a long time ago, was trying to remember the brand name

8 year old detected

Fitting

ITT: Euro fags thinking their pizza is anything close to american

Stay fags, faggots.

And you sound like a lazy fat piece of shit.
You realize how poor and uneducated, you sound..?

I'm a different user btw.
Just thought you two sounded like faggots.

dis one

How American pizza is made:

>Take pizza base
>Put on tomato sauce
>Put on literally every shit you can think of
>???
>PROFIT

jej

>You realize how poor and uneducated, you sound..?
>..?
Don't breed, moron.

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cheese stuffed is better though

Why do eurofags think they have anything close to frozen pizza, let alone pizza?

You're trying way to hard with this bait.

Italy..

Fuck you fag, this is better.

*too

And you're still trying

absolute shit tier.

put sauce on foccia != pizza
Thanks for the idea italy, we'll take it from here

*and
Sentences do not start with a conjunction.
OR
You're still trying.

Just sayin' dat cuz in italy,i never seen a frozen pizza with stuffed crust,and i buy frozen pizza's every week

Aw. No comeback friend?
But you're salty though.
Mmmm.

Still going at it

Finbrah detected... altho thats cheap und delicious.

>Casa di Mama
>Mama
What the fuck does "Mama" mean?

Pizza goes in al fields

it's garbage but it's delicious garbage

>saying all Americans like dominoes and pizzahut like your fatass

I'm American. And do not approve.

it's not very common in europe, I only had it once when I went to a pizza hut in poland

Where's the subject?

I just finished one of these 5 minutes ago

*focaccia

>fakeass pizzas not even close to italian godlike pizzas

You even copied the logo lol

hnnnnggg

internet, don't care, kiss my ass, you stil knew what I was talking about

pls

the king of all pizzas