Rescued a female box turtle from the road, Sup Forums. Dubs decides name

Rescued a female box turtle from the road, Sup Forums. Dubs decides name.

Turtle Boxxy

dasd

Dildohead

Chapstick

roll for this

Cum Bitch

jooba

Carlando

Dean

...

doggy

Supreme leader Snoke

Fish

Sinep

Rolle

Turtle Mcturtleface

Tortugess
like a female Tortuga

Tiger

Dubbs

shithead

Dick Rider

Nigger-Faggot

Turtle

eh

HerbieEtta
I have a male and his name is herbie LeL

Winrar. Will deliver momentarily

What a shitty name for a turtle

Checked

winrar

WINRAR

Deal with it :)

How do you know it's a girl turtle?
... Do I REALLY want the answer?

fuck

put it back into nature you dillweed.

Brad plz go.

he probably just researched noticeable differences between the 2. I doubt he would be able to stick any part of his anatomy into the turtle. Please do not take that as a challenge

Dr. Alfred Pennysworth III esq.

This turtles name will be ashtray in 2 weeks when op tries to keep him alive using 12yo opinions from youtube

Dickbutt the turtle

Males typically have red eyes while females have brown. I know you can't tell in the picture, since my phone camera is beyond shitty, but her eyes are brown.

I'm releasing her later today after my younger brothers see her you dribbling leaky faucet.

Here you go faggot

Only on Sup Forums do you need a disclaimer that reads:
>Please do NOT fuck the turtle

pupper

ROLL

Trump

Roll

TRIPS
FUCK TIGER

memes memes memes

Toitle

Shart

Godspeed Tiger.

Well, shit. Tiger has been overridden.

Got any balloons? And perhaps a tank of helium?

You can release Tiger into the air instead of the wild.

Alas, no. I don't think Tigerfuck would do too well in the clouds, she's scared of the noises she makes crawling around her box.

Well aren't you the freaking hero now OP! congratulations to you for kidnaping a wild turtle and forcing it to live in a box for several hours just so your little snot nosed brother can see how much of a monster you really are. that turtle will never be able to survive in the wild after this traumatic in its life. you might as well do it a favor and turn it into soup.

I should have just let it get hit by a car then you faggotcunt

Is turtle soup at all appetizing?

i wouldn't know. i'm not a fucking chink you nig nug in the sun.

No, instead you post bananas you nigger-sympathizing shekel-hoarding goat-fucker.

fuck off you cum guzzling cock rag and climb back up the wart infested hallway your mom calls a vagina.

Return to your dad's sex-chamber, he's calling you. You disgusting moldy tub of used condoms.

I'm kinda just hoping you're samefagging right now