Where do you fellows masturbate? I've always just ejaculated in my pajama pants, is this common?

Where do you fellows masturbate? I've always just ejaculated in my pajama pants, is this common?

right into my undies dont even care

handkerchiefs. everything else is disgusting
>inb4 bottle.

Just onto my stomach. Saves on laundry.

Good to know I'm not alone

socks

fuckin kek

in a goddamn tissue or something

Me too
No lotion either

This I don't get, lol. Do you just throw the socks out?

Cum on paper and throw it away. Like dead tree paper. Did this for a few years.

Into the toilet for a clean getaway

He probably put them in his laundry basket after a few times.

yeah, there was this one time, when my mother found it, and ask wtf i was doing with it ....

Sometimes I tend to get some good ropes in and just hits the back of the toilet then I have to clean it :/

i always got some singles socks, so why not use them for the greater good

Kek

I press the thing between balls and dick so the cum goes into your bladder, no cleaning up needed

Push down with some fierce force on my gooch. Stops anything from coming out.

Um what?

Google retrospective ejaculation ya dingus.

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I squirt it into my foreskin and dump it in the toilet

Retrograde Ejaculation ya dingus

Retrograde ffs, not retrospective. Too much baby batter in my bladder see.

Fight me

Brother!

New wallpaper. If my "friend" isn't around to take it in the ass.

Slap that shit on a wall and hope that shit sticks with the strength of gorilla glue.

Ok. But I warn you... it could get messy

I get in a position so i ejaculate in my mouth and i swallow

I used to do it in the shower. Now I just do it on the floor then clean it up

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Cum in the toilet or shower no mess to clean

bump

Marina?

You got it bruv. Love her

I love her too, perfect hoursglass

Hahahaha, I hope you don't have carpets

Yeeee

Sadly, but usually into the closest blanket.
I prefer tissues, but its easier in the moment to just bust into the blanket im covered in.
Creates shameful crust spots that i guess my mommy ignores whenever she makes my bed.(fuck i told her to stop making my bed but whatever)

Stomach then wipe it off tissues or if really lazy through my hair

ewwwww hahaha

It's really good for your hair.

I had a friend who would beat off under his covers, cum in his sheets, and then just roll to the other side of the bed and go to sleep. He'd change the sheets at a later date.

I just beat it at my computer desk, in my room. Or I fuck my girlfriend. I find that I always end up beating off when I come to Sup Forums; so much porn/nudity.
>thanks

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why even post? whatever you have to say is worthless anyways