Melbourne v Collingwood from the G in this traditional mockbuster.
>Will Melbourne win their first QB in a decade? >Will a reasonable crowd turn up or have Pies fans given up and Dees fans be at Mt Buller? >How many times will the commentators mention that Jack Watts debuted on QB and will he actually play a good game? >Will Collingwood get flogged and the pressure to sack Buckley increase?
out doing normie things probably, disgusting normies
Sebastian Hill
hype for seeing sam armytage go down the slide
Alexander Jones
Probably will be clothed up like a Puritan, but I'm keen
Ryan Perry
yeah I'm not getting my hopes up but you never know
Easton Ward
This place has driven away anyone that isnt totally mentally ill, and it isnt a public holiday in WA, so the majority of the autists who still post in /afl/ wont be posting today
Jackson Hernandez
true I think
I was actually looking through the archive earlier today because I think that 2012 QB was the first thread I made on Sup Forums (couldn't find it sadly) - this place has changed significantly since then and not for the better
Josiah Brooks
All the tripfags were scared away or arrested. Love them or hate them, they drove this poomunity.
Lucas Barnes
HIGH TEST TIME
Robert Price
Lets get this bad boy to 20
Christopher Edwards
lmao that was breddy gud
Cameron Morgan
Screencaps of Amytage pls, away from tv here
Cooper Jackson
...
Kevin Morales
Armytage is always floating somewhere between HIGH TEST and landwhale. Kinda annoying desu.
Nathan Ross
max gawn is likeable as fuck
Brandon Nelson
She'll only reinforce the latter as time goes on.
Bentley Wood
Did anyone get a good look at Sam's huge nipples? I missed it :)
Ryan Hernandez
Melbourne @ $2.30 to win by 1-39, easy money
Sebastian Harris
>cucktorians literally have a day where they stay home to celebrate the birthday of some old british whore >getting cucked this hard by another country
pathetic
Brandon Jones
kek the goal umpires are wearing beanies
Elijah Cruz
>complaining about a public holiday long weekend
Maybe you should return to whichever Islamic country you came from.
Camden Kelly
#cucklyf #cucktoria
Levi Miller
WA has the same holiday on September 26....
Matthew Jackson
lads
James Miller
was just out doing a bit of gardening and came across the local rag and this was on the front page.
>So dear, it's so exciting you're getting your picture in the paper! >jeez Mum, it's not that big a deal. >Now now, it's a start. Are you going to do anything special? >Well I was thinking of hitching my skirt up so the entirety of the western suburbs of Adelaide can see how easy I am. >That's a good girl.
Michael Young
BIG AMERICAN COX
Justin Thompson
How dare she go out in public without her whole body covered in a shapeless black outfit!
Austin Hughes
based Straffo, you'll never stop fighting the good fight.
Oliver Baker
>he doesn't love mum
Nathaniel Ortiz
We all know whose now behind the cuck posting - a mohammed or a zhang.
fucking lel
Levi Taylor
>queens birthday game haha u fucking kidding me
cucks the lot of you
nrl > afl
Gavin Gonzalez
But cucktoria is shitskin central. You forget what its like to live in white australia, the real australia.
Jaxon Reed
>Melbourne & Carlton going back to their old ways how it should be t b h
Dylan Howard
So? They still have a game dedicated to the Queen, which displays our Anglo heritage.
Also I live in Perth.
Evan Sullivan
they should play god save the queen before the start of the game
Aiden Nguyen
melbourne should be flogging them, just butchering the footy inside 50
Joshua Bennett
Maybe you should bounce it right fuckwit
Adam Baker
Great, they can walk out of the ground and play spot the white amongst the hordes of chinks and curries.
Blake White
This is why I never get hyped for Melbourne once they start playing well. I was considering getting excited once they kicked that opening goal. But I knew better. And I've managed not to totally disappoint myself again.
Blake Phillips
>switched tip from dees to pies because it's a bizarro result round feels good man, still only 4/9
Carson Robinson
It's a Melbourne fucks it up despite being clear favourites episode
Wyatt Barnes
>he doesnt enjoy a good honey lemon chicken or beef madras so uncultured
Aiden Harris
good goy
Daniel Russell
still think melbourne will win
Chase Thompson
being cultured = gay
being gay = massacred, apparently.
Jayden Collins
muh bets :(
Benjamin Morris
i could physically demolish every single one of you
Jayden Cox
Too soon
Jordan Cruz
probably me as i'm a twink
Angel Morgan
this game is lit af f am
Gabriel Garcia
>t. west australian
Oliver Ortiz
Good post
Ayden Brooks
Good post
Jaxson Jones
I doubt it, I train kickboxing last 10 years.
Ethan Thomas
When are Fasolo and Moore coming back? Pies can't live without em.
Justin Sanchez
come on, comrade. Us Victorians should all look up to the big, strong Best Australians.
They're effectively paying for the whole country, now.
Eli Harris
>all this homo-eroticism from BT
Lincoln Brown
WWOOOWWWEEEE
Matthew Hill
The nrl literally has 2 (two) games, on today
Kys
Nathan Garcia
could you even drink that many beers?
Andrew Cooper
I wonder how big Gawn's cock is
Angel Martin
He's a big guy
Jayden Bell
pretty big
>source: i've sucked it
Cameron Robinson
Ask your mum, aunt and sister.
Carter Martin
How many times can he repeat the same mundane during a game?
Charles Ross
B U C K L E Y
O U T
Samuel Scott
For you
Cameron Ortiz
trips of truth
Cooper Foster
Levi Greenwood has been a terrible recruit.
Brayden Thompson
S A C K
B U C K L E Y
Luis Hall
he was always a plodder at north, not sure what the pies expected form him
Chase Walker
le kick it to opponent man
Parker Bell
not sure why they start games at 3.20 in winter, always ends up dark by the end of the game
Andrew Nguyen
Panic buy after Beams left
Juan Russell
coz muh heritage and tradition
Charles Murphy
So 7 can run straight into their 6pm news
Joseph Roberts
2.10 was always the traditional start time. They start games at 3.20 now so 7 can lead straight into the news at 6.
Hunter Edwards
had my last ever night on the town the other night. was fucking awful. never again
Isaiah King
Going to town has always sucked desu
Isaiah Ramirez
They should do a sounds of the game for Brent Harvey
>YEP YEP YEP >I'M WIDE OPEN I'M WIDE OPEN >SORRY MATE DIDNT SEE YOU THERE >GIVE IT TO ME >GIVE IT TO ME
Henry Green
yeah but it sucked especially hard this time
fucking surfer chads coming up to me telling me to stop looking depressed. friend's normie friends giving me weird looks because they could tell i'm not a normie. and I was kinda stoned and not drunk enough so I was even more paranoid
Logan Johnson
collingwood are done
Colton Bell
where'd you go? this
Matthew Stewart
Collingwood used to be the biggest club, now its come to this. SAD!
Caleb Moore
rely maeks u thnk
Ryan Morales
*sips tea*
Ryan Sanders
Definitely time for a shake up
McGuire and Buckley both need to go
Justin Watson
As a Bombers fan I'm resigned to taking pleasure in teams i don't like losing. Today's looking good and Carlton getting owned yesterday is making for a good long weekend
Brody Hernandez
Lyin' McGuire is not fit for the job!
Levi Cook
He never was
Connor Ramirez
there are too many teams in the league
so many spud players on AFL lists who can't kick
Nolan Wilson
So, how many steps before you need to bounce/pass/kick? 4?
Melbourne buttfucking, are they good? Game slowed waaaay down imo. I started watching when Melbourne were down and before they went on that big run. Decent sport desu.
Justin Turner
same
>mfw shitmond are not even close to winning a final >mfw collingwood keep defending and re-signing buckley
Sebastian Taylor
PLEASE
Brayden Foster
This. Tell the lowest team on the ladder by the end of the season to fuck off and we're good.
Joshua Gutierrez
after >our shitshow on saturday night, I'd legitimately sack all of the iggs midfielders apart from Naitanui, Shuey, Gaff and Duggan.