/heem/: ufc 100 edition

Upcoming events:

6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima)
7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann)
7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)

Previous thread: News:

>Canada's own Brock Lesnar
mmamania.com/2016/6/12/11910974/brock-lesnar-will-represent-canada-in-return-at-ufc-200

>Shevchenko on shootout
mmafighting.com/2016/6/12/11907764/valentina-shevchenko-opens-up-about-getting-caught-in-shootout

>Jacare on title shot
mmafighting.com/2016/6/11/11904048/jacare-souza-knows-he-should-be-in-line-next-for-title-shot

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Hvngb5ch47s
youtube.com/watch?v=mk7CKyxOq3Y
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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Brandon Scab

Get more creative editions next time man

>mfw I realized Conor will heem nate, floyd, holloway, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order

Gus?

Anyone watching the TNA card. The main event is Bellator heavyweight Bobby Lashley vs some guy called Drew Galloway. The fight can only end in tapout or knockout. Either way someone is paying. No decision bullshit like Metamoris. Should be a good fight.

(((You)))

>UFC 200 won't be another COORS LIGHT episode

feels bad men

McGoober would get meme'd so bad by Wonderboy it would be criminal.

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fucking kill yourself

Roidnar BTFO by Schaub

youtube.com/watch?v=Hvngb5ch47s

how convenient would it be to wear a judo gi to BJJ class? It's LITERALLY half the price

Shut the fuck up goof.

>Schaub BTFO of anyone

imagine a fully roided mark hunt

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who /dana/ here

>can barely even land a frontside air on a miniramp
>holding the board on almost every lip trick

he will NEVER be my boy

make me you little faggot, why don't you make a creative OP thats not 15 posts early for once you literal cocksucker

rogan btfo at the end when bryan talks about people on trt with hotdog skin

>/heem/ contrarians will disagree with Schaub because they are threatened by his alpha presence
he's 100% right here.

If Bryan could only remain friends with Brendan or Joe, who do you think he would choose?

Joe
I think he secretly hates Schaub in the back of his head

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An ex fighter, who's good looking, funny and apparently can act like a pro.

Imagine Schaub with a few years of maturity, who needs joe then?

The thread is moving slower and constant early threads are ultimately what got mandrama kicked outta here, so you really don't need to do this shit.

he wouldn't weirdo, they all love each other

whoever made this is a genius

disgusting steroid abusing athlete, he should be cut from the UFC

>constant early threads are ultimately what got mandrama kicked outta here

N

not being a sport got mandrama kicked out of here

kekekekke

>this is what mcGod haters actually believe

This, mandrama should never have been here to begin with

Awaken, my masters
youtube.com/watch?v=mk7CKyxOq3Y

why is bork such a pussy?

tip: cuz hes white

brock will smash EPO-less cain

thx pal

'no'

He's a pussy because he's a pussy.

>miocic
>white

try again

slavic mario

slavs are technically white famalam.

Why is DC such a pussy?

Tip: cuz he's white

Leave this great country immediately.

>DC

someone send this to DC and Jones on twitter

Why does linking to a new thread 15(FIFTEEN) posts early trigger you so much dude? Are you that much a fucking baby? Seriously, grow up.

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why do you sit hunched over your keyboard all day just so you can make a shitty OP that no one likes, grow up

Pick 3 guys you would want by your side while walking through a bad neighborhood:

Lawler
Nate
Rumble

I'm afraid your OPs aren't quite up to our standard. As they say not every man was meant to be a doctor.

>daniel having the god damn common courtesy to give the bag a reach around

What a sausagefest

it's whatever, but whoever is making the early threads should at least help bump the old one to 500 after that

you think daniel has seen this?

>Not having a crew

Are you some kinda loner or something?

you looking to get your ass kicked lad? that's the best you could do?

No, i'm pretty sure some guy from here made it

weak faggots ye, I'd heem every there

Bork
McGod
CM Punk

When is my boy Gunny "The White Ape" Nelson gracing us with his presence in the octagon again?

Hunt
Lawler
DJ

Yes.

Bob Sapp
Brock Lesnar
Mighty Mouse

I'm not hunched over my keyboard, unlike you who's just waiting for a new OP to be posted 15 posts early so you have an excuse to pop your fucking top because you're such a loser at life.

Besides, I'm not even the OP! If you don't like the OP, Make one yourself, otherwise shut the fuck up kid.

all taken care of

>not all Heavyweights
lmao my man

No way this is a real tweet.

Hunt
Rumble
Wonderboy

OPwars.webm

Glover Teixeira
Stone Cold Stipe
Bork Lesnar

>Heavyweights who gas out after 2 minutes

No thanks.

i do make one when the limit is as 500 you stupid faggot, but unless i start making them 50 posts early thats not possible anymore, go white knight somewhere you autistic faggot

Reminder to go vegan, motherfuckers

you need speed/memes, it not all about size

i dunno

no one has ever tried to fight me in my whole life

all the big guys i know are constantly getting people trying to start fights with them

>streetfights lasting longer than 2 minutes
NO ROUNDS
BANG OR GET BANGED

>OP is a faggot.

b-but I wanna be OP! I wanna be the #1 faggot of the thread!! ME!! I will post it 20 times early next time, then 25 the time after, then 30. I WILL BE THE #1 FAGGOT HERE

stipe is the scariest nice guy in the world

The Diaz bros eat eggs and fish

That's a Your Problem buddy. Quite pacing around your bedroom, huffing and puffing. Go outside.

Daniel Cormier: +260
Jon Jones: -320

Brock Lesnar: +150
Mark Hunt: -170

Frankie Edgar: -120
Jose Aldo: +100

Miesha Tate: -245
Amanda Nunes: +205

Cain Velasquez: -280
Travis Browne: +240

Johny Hendricks: -165
Kelvin Gastelum: +145

>The only person Bisping is comfortable fighting in the MW division is a 46 year old Hendo

Brock and Gastelum parlay confirmed.

To be even cheekier I might even throw in Nunes.

>Rumble Johnson
>Nate Diaz
>Jeremy Stephens

>Amanda Nunes: +205
free money alert

Glover Teixeira
Rumble Johnson
Mark Hunt

just ignore """""""them""""""" la
talking to him will only make him more buttmad
it's what I do, and I'm the actual OP

might put a cheeky tenner on gastelum

Fedor Emelianenko: -649

Fabio Maldonado: +400

Seriously...She ran right through Sara McMann who gave Miesha a hard time.

I don't care about going back and forth with em, I'm actually entertained by it. Also
>Good OP, OP

Fedor wins it easy desu
The only people who think maldonaldo isn't a dog for a reason are /heem/ memesters

cody mckenzie, mayhem miller, nick diaz

Rory MacDonald: -105
Stephen Thompson: -115

Donald Cerrone: -170
Patrick Cote: +145

>fight math

Bisping is
S H O O K
H
O
O
K
HENDO COMING FOR THAT BELT

damn that's brutal

Nunes is better on the feet and on the ground yeh
Her cardio is a bit suspect but those are too high odds for her cause she can easily get the job done.

that is so fucking nasty from that angle