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Whats the cleanest form of suicide?

I dont want to leave a mess for whatever poor guy has to clean up after me. Pain not an issue .

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overdosing on all the pills you find

Sounds like a plan

>Pain not an issue
Um. What?

Jump off of a cliff.

Just don't do it l, life is known to change dramatically later on

Bury yourself alive.

Life isn't something that repeats itself

Trust me, im a scum bag and i deserve this

Hypoxia.

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suicide doesn't end the pain, it just passes it on

> go on nice cruise
> fuck it you won't need the money
> bring leg manacles
> bring rope
> bring 2 bags cement
> sneak out at night
> tie rope around cement
> hook manacle to rope and ankle
> toss bags overboard
> no cleanup

What did you do?
>pls tell

I reckon i might just hang myself off a bridge. Would that be an easy clean up?

May I ask how are you a scumbag what is so bad that you want to kill yourself over it also think about your family and friends

BTW nice pic may I add

dont kill yourself dude search up your local suicide prevention hotline and call it. just trust me

If the rope is too long your head will be ripped off.
Which would be quite messy.
Why do you want to kill yourself?

I agree there are much worse people out there

parents turned me in for drug offences when i was under 18. Step dad is major cop so no charges or anything.

Relapse and do terrible things to get cash.

Been molested by 2 close family members and kicked out by both of my parents.

>im fuckin done

Probably not.

This guy gets it, given your premise.

You can recover from this you just have to want it. Also what drugs are you using?

What terrible things did you do also talk to a local suicide hotline about this they'll help you.

Oh yeah, Real easy for the dude that has to haul your fat neck beard ass back over the railing. Stop being a little bitch. Someone has to pay for your burial, take over any bills you have, deal with your shit finances. Face your problems and improve whatever is making you feel like this. If you're to much of a pathetic bitch and still an hero, at least get your shit together for who ever has to deal with the after math.

Fuck his family and friends.
It is his life.

tie a plastic bag over your head.

Blend your own head off.

Started with weed, naturally.
Then I tried coke once, didnt like it.
Meth for past year. ADHD so it calms me down.

Then those people are the scum bags not you

You know suicide is permanent, right?
Would you let the person you were ten years ago make decisions for you now?

Yeah, that too.
But the things I did to get cash or meth.

You're gonna shit yourself at best but helium mask

Go see a doctor to get a prescription for amphetamines. That way it's clean stuff and legal and it will also help your ADHD. I've seen friends fucking fall apart from meth so I really hope you don't go down that route.. But you seem like a reasonable guy so you should really think about my advice.

What did you do?

You never did say what you did to get this. Also bare in mind a lot of people on this site are in the same position as you. Feeling lonely looking at gore porn to cheer themselves up to know that there are worse people out there. You need some friendship and love in your life. Ask a girl out and if she rejects ignore it its your last days alive anyway.

There is no such thing as a good or bad person.
You can make this right. You can get better.

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Carbon monoxide poisoning.

Lock yourself in garage, start car, profit. Fast (under a minute), cheap, messless.

Or switch your AC in your car to closed cycle and wait in it, engine on, if you don't have a garage. It's the button of a car with arrows around it, spinning in a closed circle.

dude greentext the fuck you did already

listen here, you dipshit.

If you really want to go an hero, you go and simply reach for the nearest shore. Shill yourself of every value and go get fuck'd up crazy and walk into the water while you're still conscious enough to walk. And fuck out.

We the people who want to keep on living despite our problems could use the space you leave in any case.

OR drop that queer attitude and live for tomorrow. Silly sissy.

>implying you need anything but falling off the boat

This guy who occasionally sold me meth said he would take $30 bucks off every little rock if I got him Cheese Pizza. So I stole a bunch of USB's from my work and filled the fuckers up (around 12 or 14) and everytime i went to get high i gave him a USB. Which Im guessing he sold to the middle age cunts that would buy from him.

exit bag. google it. most painless way to go. but the end shouldnt be simple, just sell whatever you can, buy a flight to africa, smear yourself with butter and go fight a lion. go like a hero

Lions love butter.

Sorry for asking but what is cheese pizza slang for?
Also so what you stole some memory sticks many people steal small items.

Cheese Pizza - Child Porn

That's disgusting but you understand that what you did was wrong so don't give up dude. The really bad people give no shit about others but you seem to have empathy so get professional help and you can hopefully sort out all of your problems.

>Cat Photos
>Not every junkie can internet a computer
>We found the mole

The cleanest form of suicide is not committing suicide at all, just endure life to its very end.

Jump into a Volcanoe, naked.
-or-
Go to middle of Ocean, tie heavy stone around hands/head/feet, exhale and then Jump into Ocean.
-or-
Climb Power-pole with camera on it, kick camera off pole, continue climbing to top, touch two live electrical wires until cooked from inside out.
-or-
Be dopelganger of ''Don L. Rump'', throw cell-phone in transexual bathroom toilet, run naked through streets of Mexico City, rape aLot, start building Israeli wall around city..
-or-
steal automatic oozee, load it, turn off safety, go to ''Black Lives Matter'' peace march, aim for cell-phones, yell NIGGER & then...
( ..Haters gunna Gun.. )
-or-
Stow-Away into the under-belly of a cargo plane to Antarktica, remove clothes, free to death
-or-
Figure out how to microWave (just)-your-head in the micro-Wave.
-or-
> TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE (and keep it off) for ONE MONTH.

I thought this was Sup Forums? Oh I get it. All the Sup Forumstards are asleep and only FBI is awake.

Put in a butt plug and helium exit bag.

How would bring two bags of cement, leg manacles, and rope onto a cruise?

I mean it would be funny to see you do it, but how?

I still see nothing wrong with the child porn as long as you didn't kidnap a child to film it. Anyway in the christian faith you are forgiven if you see what you did is wrong and want to forgive and forget what happened and live life on.

Don't religion him into living

Im not religious. I do believe in neurological reincarnation.

(OP)
>Put in a butt plug and helium exit bag.
This. When you die all sphincters relax so you barf and shit and piss all over the place. It's never "clean".

1.The FBI does not specialise in suicide
2. Sup Forums was never meant for people that were going to kill themselves
3. It was never meant for this much gorep porn and child porn either
4. Ur a newfag who probably can't triforce

Please expand on that

Helium

Past lives I'm not that guy though

you quoted me here
and im just going to say I've been visiting Sup Forums and especially Sup Forums since 2007 so It's not like I'm new around here.
I've just grown out of this edgy "kill yourself faggot" phase which a lot of teenagers have.
Also if you've lost someone from suicide or are working in a psychotherapy or a near field you know what suicide can do to families.

this so much

I know the reincarnation bit, but neurological?
You just adding smart words to dumb things?

Just realised I rolled 69 so I'm automatically correct

I got therapy for a while, therapist was like "Dude, you need more therapy!" parents wouldnt pay or take me there anymore and the kept kicking me out. Then I moved to my father and he tried to kick me out.... *breath*.... sent me back and they kicked me out again. Now I rent from my dad.

Which state do you live in?

Tell your family to go fuck themselves and leave.
Get them out of your life and start anew.
What's the worse that can happen?

Also trips well done

So much newfaggotry

Dubs replying to trips. I must be right.

I cant give you an exact scientific explanation cause im not a neurologist but I believe that if someone else be it past or future has almost identical synapses and nerves and shit (not dna tho just mathematical chance) that is what your consciousness is. I dont know tho im probably wrong on so many levels.

You need to get off of this site

Western Australia, not the US

Why should I get off?
Is it wrong to prevent suicide?

china

Are you saying the world would be a better place with Hitler, you sick fuck?

drowning youself in a deep lake or ocean with concrete blocks tied to your legs. You body will stay at the bottom out of sight until eaten by the undersea wildlife. No mess

You're in america I guess? We have free health care here so I don't really know how to help you with that.. Get a job and pay for it yourself? It's really hard to help you with your ressources because I know so little about your situation/family/yourself etc so I there's not much I can do.

Im an Ausfag

>synapses and nerves and shit
>not a neurologist
Not the wackiest shit I have heard. To each their own, I guess.

Hitler was close to being captured anyway so don't spring that BS on me.

Almost identical... How could this ever be possible given the differences in external stimuli that aren't replicable? It would be more probable to say that you and your sibling are the same person due to similarities in experiences. Damn your logic to hell, user.

Dont you have some health care system?

You're welcome

Yeah but my case was closed by higher ups for some reason and my only option was private

kek. What does that even mean?

>two bags of cement, leg manacles, and rope onto a cruise?

Rolling luggage.

Might need to reinforce the wheels.

>Not a neurologist
>Not a neurologist
>Not a neurologist
>Not a neurologist
>For shit sake I am not a neurologist
>It makes a fuck of alot more sense then most religions

>he wants to prevent suicide
>Hitler committed to an suicide on his self

>for some reason
smells like bullshit man
tells us the truth

You may be able to get your case reopened.
If you are suicidal, tell them to help you.

Doc said that he had to close a bunch of patients and that I had to be one of them. He did give me one extra session that he didnt get paid for though.

This didn't help.
Is this a pro suicide stance?

Im considering suicide by police.
I know its messy but
>step dad was a cop
>step dad turned me in
>conceptual symmetry at its darkest

Why do you want to die?
Like, seriously?

The only thing that keeps me going is Maude Garrett....

You'll get over it

>Utter, utter indifference to most things. No drive to do anything. Put on too much wait in past year.