Feel free to ask him anything, Sup Forums

Feel free to ask him anything, Sup Forums

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Will I get some?

Can I please buttfuck you dewie please dewie

will my penis get bigger

yes or no

much bigger?

does she love me

fuck you i am

am I and the divine everywhere

yes i am faggot

now tell me faggot, will my penis grow much bigger?

fuck this shit im out

Would you suck Trump's saggy old man balls for a small loan of a million dollars

I love sweet little girls.....going to get one ?

Is there going to be another season of Malcolm in the middle after this long?

should i kill myself?

Reroll

Will my GF bang me on or before graduation in two weeks?

did I break my brother arm

have you jacked off to a pic or ur mom?

i love traps ?

Will I ever get married to a hot dude?

hm?

Hand in ass

will i get dubs?

Nigger?

Holy fuck Dewe rekt me.
>Your not so big.
>MFW

My dick will fall off ?

Would you suck Trump's saggy old man balls for a small loan of a million dollars

does she like me?

yes or no faggot?

Will I be alone for the rest of my life?

Will I graduate before getting 30?

Should I?

Am i gonna meet someone in the near future?

Close this thread

Am i gonna meet someone in the near future? :>

Will I get cancer

O great and mystical Dewie, will I get laid tomorrow ;)

Really?...

Am i gonna meet a GIRL in the near future?

Sorry. Hand in ass?

Should i kill myself,if he says yes i will deliver and make a thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

should i dump her right now

Will I get cancer sometime in my life

u know

>should i dump her right now

thanks Dewie

No

Is tomorrow going to result in the sex?

Should i masturbate to the bunny that Sup Forums refuses to fuck???

will i get my skins back tonight

Critical error.
Your girlfriend is actually Michael Jordan in disguise. He's going to kill you tonight while pretending to be your qt 3.14 girlfriend jacking you off. His method will be as follows

1 - Stab
2 - Pistol shot to the heart
3 - Drown you (in your own semen)
4 - Crush your body while slam dunking you.
5 - Strangulation
6 - Strong Crowbar to the head.
7 - A car will come through your window and hit you.
8 - He will hang you.
9 - Critical Error.
0 - Reroll

Singles -He gets away with it.
Doubles - He gets Caught.
Triples - You kill him
Quads or up - You become the qt 3.14

trips turns that maybe to yes

Will we get back together?

Will i die of natural causes?

Should I get my shit together?

maybe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Trips

>omorrow going to result in the sex?

Great success

why?

Will I win George Zimmermans gun in auction

Oh fuck

will i have sex before i turn 21?

Yes it is unfair but that doesn't really answer the question.
Being with her would be unfair to other people, so can I get a definitive answer to the question "Will we get back together"

Is this a just world

You won't give me a definitive answer?
Go fuck yourself cunt.

Will we get back together, yes or no

is this a just world??

You cheeky little fucking faggot.
WILL WE GET BACK TOGETHER, YES OR NO

Thanks for nothing I guess.

My gf is out with a friend of mine, will she cheat on me?

Fuck me....

I'm getting roasted.

Should I come in to work on Monday?

She said to ask you again oh lord Dewey of Malcolm in the middle.
Please halp me nao

Should i jerk off one more time?

Well fucking make up your mind stupid

Thanks mate.

will i get paid on time?

fuck you reroll

i will be you little cunt

Will I ever get laid mate?

i give up

reroll

what am i not?

It's been 2 hours now, when will the fucking dxm hit me wtf

Im gay?

shhh, no one is supposed to know that

Will I get my shit together?

She's a friend of mine of been crushing on since freshman year and she's graduating in a week. Never been able to make a move because she broke my best friend's heart. so, do I tell her I love her?

Is my brother a homosexual?

Did I break my brother arm

did he commit suicide?

i fucking knew it, courtney did it!

CHAD?

Will I ever get laid?

Should i

Would we be happy together?

SaaS

Fuck, tell me I need to know
Sup Forumsros, help?

Will margit be mine?