how the fuck do Brazilians know which player are they talking about? They only call them for their first name, so there are like a gorillion of Romarios, Luises, Davides etc. You should start calling them for their last names
Imagine if this happened in Argentina for example. We would have like dozens of players who are named just "Sergio", or Diego, or Juan or whatever. It'd be impossible to know who we are talking about.
the Pele effect
every street urchin with a twine ball wants to make his own mark and have a one named nick name
I thought Brazil just made players roll for a new name once they got called up.
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You have 22 players. The odds of having two of them bearing the same name is quite small. If it happens, usually the younger one brands a -inho or uses a surname.
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That would not work because we would call everyone "Silva". THe amount of Silva is too damn high
We sometimes add the state they are from.
Like when Fatnaldo was still called Ronaldinho by the media, Ronaldinho was called Ronaldinho Gaúcho
Brazilian names thread?
Check my 90.
ayylminho get
Rollandinho
>colapso cardiaco da silva
i died
pepeinho sounds GOAT
RAWLING!!
>Remedio Amargo
yo
>Homem Bom da Cunha
He's a good guy.
god damn
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>adolpho hitler de oliveira
kek
how long until they get a player named Meme?
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Need a good one here
i thought they did that becaue 99% of people in brasil have some combination of "Dos," "Santos," and "Silva."
so all their names would be David Luiz Da Silva Dos Santos, or Diego Dos Santos Da Silva
so they need the goofy names to tell them apart
Memeinho
Memeinho Jr
Memeão
they are like warrior dwarves, they name themselves after important things they do in the pitch/battlefield
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>pedofilinho
>Marlon Brandao
>gatorade
My sides
>Jack Chan
Imperador is badass though
Based thread
rolling for 7-1
>Chevrolet Da Silva Ford
rollin
>Jack Chan
>Jhekchan
>Argentina
>white
Lol
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>Chevrolet da Silva Ford
Kek
lol
Toll
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Sete rolos de arame farpado is GOAT
>Hueliton
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Rollin
>Bufallo
Is Farofinha's profile a literal meme?
>"Produto do Amor Conjugal de Marichá e Maribel"
haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahhaa
Lança Perfume Rodometálico de Andrade wins it imo
rollin' like limp bizkit
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Not only do these guys ha E goofy names, they're also ugly as shit.
>having the nickname "underage"
Top kek
>Passarinho
>DEUSDEDETH
>It really is his fucking name
Damn that kid must be badass
nice
so only black brazilians have stupid names?
Meme
there are like 3 or 4 last names in Brazil m8
everyone is either Da Silva, Souza, Santos or Oliveira
most hues also have ridiculous ghetto names that are very easy to tell apart
ey brazzie ITT right now nd without lying, what are your "names"?
>Simplício Simplório da Simplicidade Simples
I'm not brazilian but I have brazilian ancestry from both sides of my family and my surname is literally Da Silva Luiz
>farinha
Wonder where that came from
I mean your nick name
it's an actual surname here
ROLLERINO
59 get
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Everyone in brazil is literally da Silva or de Souza or both
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gasda
ballinho
bacteria get
>PRÓSTATA
holy shit my sides
lets do this shit.
rolling for marlon brandao
That actually sounds legit
get
dunga
rolling for ayylminho
it's around 25%, varies depending on region
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How much of a cuck do you have to be to to be a Brazilian guy who names your kid Maradona?
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Would love to see him get called up to the Brazil team for a friendly against Israel.
Those names are not given by the parents, those nicknames are given by their friends.
Henry Rollins
>Deusdedeth
metal as fuck
seth rollin
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