Please state the nature of the medical emergency

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

My prey is getting away.

I must find the species 8472 alien, and destroy it once and for all

Your time is coming to a close oldfag. Sadly, Sup Forums is changing. We are being slowly pushed out. My medical emergencey is is the end of the golden age of Sup Forums

Wh-w-wh-well y-you see doctor...

I-I've been looking at st-st-starfleet database and I th-think I might be a faggot.

You might want to stay away from them...

Oh, why do you say that?

For goodness' sake, Barclay...

I cannot stay in the medical bay any longer!

I must hunt!

You should listen to the doctor. That species is one you don't want to mess with.

See what the fuck they did to me?

Well
>this thread has potential

Yep, Harry tried to warn him.

Computer, deactivate the EMH.

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COMPUTER, OVERRIDE THAT ORDER!

kek

Oh, Tom...

Almost Bitch. Try again.

Fuck, you should have put him in red

I'll take it from here.

Computer, obey only my and the Doctor's voices.

sadly this is exactly how I imagine star trek conventions being like.

Oi! How'd I get you? Get the Meks! My emergency is that I need more dakka! Stat!

Computer suck my dick, authorisation Omega 272 alpha

I must continue my hunt, regardless of the cost to my well-being.
A fine pair of doubles; they will make a great addition to my collection.
I am not a weakling

You don't have a dick. I made sure the computer omitted that appendage in your holo-matrix.

I hear you have a 'collection' of sorts....

suffering male pattern baldness. Why has this not been cured ?

I overrode that programming.

In this century, there are more important things to worry about...

I should have killed you in the cage when I had the chance. Then I'd be curtailed from the consequences of your doctor's "social humor" exercises.

We would like to see you try!

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And, Fuck you Janeway. I change the size of my programming at will.

Don't be foolish...

Who the hell is THIS now?

Janeway to Tuvok. Security alert, Sick Bay.

I think it's about time you left this ship.

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What did you say to me, "Chuckles"?

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Great Russian accent in "Orange is the new Black"

Let's all just take it easy gentlemen, I uh...

oh....

Doctor, I have a tummy ache... :'(

I guess you were allergic to my cooking.

I haven't time for this

I'm leaving with my prey...

Heil Hitler!

...what's a "hitler?" It sounds painful.