Sup Sup Forums I'm on night watch and I found this toad. Trips decides what do with it

Sup Sup Forums I'm on night watch and I found this toad. Trips decides what do with it.

How about you pull fucking guard pvt. If your not a POG you sure act like one

Throw it in a river

Leave it alone and get back to your post faggot. God damn, my CO would have flipped if he caught me fucking around on watch

>Implying the CO stays awake in the field

Shut the fuck up I'm watching a dormitory

Good discipline soldier

Maybe in the shit bag army they don't but Navy/Marines was taken more seriously

Update: letting him roam around the dorm common area waiting for trips. Also, stop white knighting, I'm watching a dorm full of airmen making sure they don't sneak into each others rooms

>implying they have fucked several times since you started duty

is gay butt sex that much of a problem?

kiss and hope it turns into human

Implying I give a shit what they really do

Apparently

I'm a straight male but I'd totally do you.

Fucking CQ man. Enjoy.

Go for a run, that gut is gross.

Make the toad do a PT test. If he scores higher than you an hero
>he will fatbody

Pretty hard to score over 100

Lol I'm the one who took the picture not the one IN the picture

#rekt

Is that your score? 100? Jesus how are you not an Airborne Ranger in an SF unit. Better yet how did you pass basic?

wat

>In a dorm

Stuff the toad under one of the doors to somebody's room and jack off as you wait for them to open the door

Let it go

give capt croaker a gun and salute him

Wat

reroll

twat

Train him for stealth missions.
Codename Tranquil Toad.

>that close to trips

rolling one more time

>Score goes to 300
>100 each event
>need 180 to pass OSUT or basic

Airforce pt goes up to 100 tardzilla

put a hat on it

I'm in the fucking Air Force dip shit. The PT test goes to 100. The OP is in the AF also. Get the fuck out of here with your fucking 300 point 2 mile run bullshit.

Did someone say battletoads?

Trips!

Winrar

>gun
>airmen

Pick one

...

ok give him a jet then. you happy now faggot?

Vai dormir, vibe.

Space program

lick its underside

No, they don't fly either. More like give him a TV or a broom...

...

lick it

Promote him

Lol, I always knew you military losers were fucking faggots

How about you kill yourself you wanna be drill sgt worthless ass piece of shit go back to sick call where you belong you broke dick mother fucker

Give him powerpoint.

Deliver him to the duty officer for inspection.

you're on duty playing with the frogs? is that how you maintain that fat fucking belly? you're a literal disgrace and a fucking shame to the armed forces. no wonder we can't win any fucking wars with fat pieces of shit like you. go on, sally boy, give that toad a kiss and you and your prince charming can go fuck off to whatever communist faggot land a bitch like you would be accepted in.

or put the fucking toad back and be a god damn soldier.

BATTLE TOADS

Just stab it to death already...

You need to make him a mini chairforce uniform and have him be your unit's mascot.

>He's not the one in the image
>Not a soldier

What the fuck man?

Doc moldy here. Drink water and don't eat the toad.

Let it go fucking faggot

Liberaci contacted me from beyond the grave and told me to tell you, you're a massive faggot.

Put it alive in ur mouth, swallow like I did with my snake after she eats my lizard, i miss you Gerard

i hope this isnt a real post

i hope youre really not in the U.S. AF

you should be kicked out since you dont take your job seriously enough to actually do it

fucking faggots like u give the military a bad name

Battle 9gags?

Make a hat for it.