Sup Sup Forums I'm on night watch and I found this toad. Trips decides what do with it.
Sup Sup Forums I'm on night watch and I found this toad. Trips decides what do with it
How about you pull fucking guard pvt. If your not a POG you sure act like one
Throw it in a river
Leave it alone and get back to your post faggot. God damn, my CO would have flipped if he caught me fucking around on watch
>Implying the CO stays awake in the field
Shut the fuck up I'm watching a dormitory
Good discipline soldier
Maybe in the shit bag army they don't but Navy/Marines was taken more seriously
Update: letting him roam around the dorm common area waiting for trips. Also, stop white knighting, I'm watching a dorm full of airmen making sure they don't sneak into each others rooms
>implying they have fucked several times since you started duty
is gay butt sex that much of a problem?
kiss and hope it turns into human
Implying I give a shit what they really do
Apparently
I'm a straight male but I'd totally do you.
Fucking CQ man. Enjoy.
Go for a run, that gut is gross.
Make the toad do a PT test. If he scores higher than you an hero
>he will fatbody
Pretty hard to score over 100
Lol I'm the one who took the picture not the one IN the picture
#rekt
Is that your score? 100? Jesus how are you not an Airborne Ranger in an SF unit. Better yet how did you pass basic?
wat
>In a dorm
Stuff the toad under one of the doors to somebody's room and jack off as you wait for them to open the door
Let it go
give capt croaker a gun and salute him
Wat
reroll
twat
Train him for stealth missions.
Codename Tranquil Toad.
>that close to trips
rolling one more time
>Score goes to 300
>100 each event
>need 180 to pass OSUT or basic
Airforce pt goes up to 100 tardzilla
put a hat on it
I'm in the fucking Air Force dip shit. The PT test goes to 100. The OP is in the AF also. Get the fuck out of here with your fucking 300 point 2 mile run bullshit.
Did someone say battletoads?
Trips!
Winrar
>gun
>airmen
Pick one
...
ok give him a jet then. you happy now faggot?
Vai dormir, vibe.
Space program
lick its underside
No, they don't fly either. More like give him a TV or a broom...
...
lick it
Promote him
Lol, I always knew you military losers were fucking faggots
How about you kill yourself you wanna be drill sgt worthless ass piece of shit go back to sick call where you belong you broke dick mother fucker
Give him powerpoint.
Deliver him to the duty officer for inspection.
you're on duty playing with the frogs? is that how you maintain that fat fucking belly? you're a literal disgrace and a fucking shame to the armed forces. no wonder we can't win any fucking wars with fat pieces of shit like you. go on, sally boy, give that toad a kiss and you and your prince charming can go fuck off to whatever communist faggot land a bitch like you would be accepted in.
or put the fucking toad back and be a god damn soldier.
BATTLE TOADS
Just stab it to death already...
You need to make him a mini chairforce uniform and have him be your unit's mascot.
>He's not the one in the image
>Not a soldier
What the fuck man?
Doc moldy here. Drink water and don't eat the toad.
Let it go fucking faggot
Liberaci contacted me from beyond the grave and told me to tell you, you're a massive faggot.
Put it alive in ur mouth, swallow like I did with my snake after she eats my lizard, i miss you Gerard
i hope this isnt a real post
i hope youre really not in the U.S. AF
you should be kicked out since you dont take your job seriously enough to actually do it
fucking faggots like u give the military a bad name
Battle 9gags?
Make a hat for it.