You come up with a superpower and anons put restrictions on them

You come up with a superpower and anons put restrictions on them
I'll start
>super strength

Only while you are holding very light objects

Invisibility

Time Stop.

The ability to manipulate connections

That's fine though, he can just hold a little rock in his hand or something and then punch somebody.

Only occurs when you stop moving

Only for fast-food corporate middle management..

25% chance it isn't able to be started up again

Only during an erection.
Jacking off is difficult, but not impossible.
And you have to maintain it in rock hard state while fighting for it to be any use.

I'll take it.

The power to make any girl want to fuck you at any given time

But only when you are singing show tunes

But only when you close your eyes

Only when you really have to take a shit

Only works on girls with dicks so they fuck you

I shall be a shipment logistics GOD

ability to remember everything

total amesia of everything other than said remembered subject

Your memory becomes a bing search engine.

Able to love again..

Ability to set minoritieson fire.

with the same woman
only if they attack you

Able to go super saiyajin

While eyes closed

Shoot tornadoes from hands

Whites are now the minority.
You can only theoretically love things you absolutely hate.

Must hold breath after screaming to power up

Reality warping

You're sucked inside of them.
only while masturbating.

X-ray vision

Power of manipulating emotion

Grow fingernails really fast

Only changes to Fanta Sea

Constantly grow

Able to sleep forever

That seems doable.

Of plants.
Of hollow objects.
For one moment every year.
You can only change the positions of small objects by seven inches.

ONLY able to sleep forever

Ability to die

can't choose how

Check

Ability to control the size and shape of my Penis. (Think Mr Fantastic. But only penis.)

while screaming
while nobody is near
after you masturbate

you have sleep paralysis
you die, you live again.

Whatever emotion you give someone, you receive the opposite.

You're forced back to life after every death

Permanent erectile disfunction.

: my indica would be so sweet

volcanic diarrhea

The ability to manipulate space-time in relation to your frame of reference (i.e. you can shrink/grow things relative to yourself, affect the passage of time)

Ability to jump several stories

radioactive kidney stones also

only in very immediate frame of reference (underneath your skin)

Your body isn't any more durable when you land

the ability to convince anyone that black lives matter.

You cannot, under any circumstance, convince them that you were kangz n shiet.

100 DMG Threshold

You get stuck mid-air and have to be pulled down if you can't grab onto anything yourself.

uninstall Call of Duty

you suffer from incurable/untreatable incontinence

Have to install Minecraft and play for at least 42 hours straight.

blink

I'm okay with this. I could slow down or speed up my metabolism, hypothetically, or relatively increase or decrease my size with respect to my surroundings. p good

You have one weeping angel following you for the rest of your life.

Super speed

Only when clapping

>always
>get
>same
>numbers

You have the devil's luck

Read women's mind so I can kill them more slowly?

Your flexes become 20% worse.

the power to take out the fucking garbage

Without posting pics

Super intelligence

Good

Raccoons maul you every time you do.

the garbage is always fucking your mother

But no education or carer.

>girls with dicks

So men?

Ejaculatory Effervescence:

1. Amount came'd equals to amounts no human, or even most animals, could do. At the most very basic level of training with this mutation one can ejaculate as much as 5000 ml in one lengthy, overly stimulating orgasm. At the greatest level know, one can ejaculate as much as a blue whale

1i. The length of time that it takes to release a single load is great lasting sometimes an hour or more to completely dispense semen upon first orgasm of the day.

2. The viscousness of the semen is almost like that of horse-glue, except there are no adhesive properties.

3. The testicles grow at least triple the size. (shlong remains the same)

4. Length ejaculated is great: ability to hit the ceiling is universal among havers of this ability, and if done underwater may be able to propel a person if escape is required, and even act as a defensive measure similar to an octopus

5. Due to the lack of presence of this gift (by some speculated to be due to an ever-decreasing presence of males on the imageboard at that point in time) following the collapse of Sup Forums and the immediate spread of it's power to it's user through random abilities, partners will be surprised of this ability, and you will be able to bring them to orgasm quite easily, though the ejaculator himself may end up knocked out due to the sheer and overwhelming heights of pleasure involved (note: the business card of a vascectomy doctor is given upon discovery of the users power)

6. Recipients of this mutation, although incredibly rare, may invariably end up working in porn

addendum: your skin itself is not affected

protip: yes, it is fair, in fact

You are a leprechaun.

i like bing video for porn

>Recipients of this mutation work in beastiality porn

Super Speed

...

while running backwards

I get Nightcrawler's power.

Infinite Manipulation of Kinetic Energy.

Apocalypse is in the bamf dimension waiting for you. Sometimes he might be miles and miles away, but he also might be behind you.

Fuck that noise. Never using that shit.

I play the piano like a prodigy

You become this guy

You realize when you say that it makes you look like you prey on underaged girls or some shit

Underage girls like the piano?

The power to make people see things from your point of view.

only when no one is listening

Only when they got a heavy flow and they dont suck dick or do anal.

Is only possible because you have multiple personality disorder and the real you was gestated and hidden deep beneath the surface as a toddler. Because of this, you have a seizure and die if you ever attempt to play the piano

see

They always think your view is wrong.

You uncontrollably orgasm in the middle of difficult pieces.

That is fine. I've always wanted to just be able to play.

It's not hard. You can teach yourself if you just sit there and go at it like george r r martin without an internet connection

Simple.
I would just pretend to have the viewpoint that I want them to believe is wrong.

Incredible reflexes

Your right leg is amputated.