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SCONE not SGONE edition

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cara

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tune oetz

maisie

It's "skown" for the bread and "skoon" for the place in Scotland.

Scone rhymes with crown right ? innit ?

"Scone" rhyming with "cone" is correct 2bh
Will deck any cunt who dares to pronounce it differently in my presence

Cannot believe you jawlets are so jealous of my good looks

Yeah it actually takes a bit of testosterone to build a decently sized jaw, something you all lack

ice cream con

oioi saveloy

filthy trollop

failed a job interview because of 1 question today lads
>what do your friends say about you

I don't have any so I panicked and said some bullshit for 3 minutes

experimental post: "Hello!"

rhymes with "phone" if you pronounce it the correct way

reminder cara has a hormone deficiency

Savory Scones and a pork sausage-based Bechamel sauce, known as "Biscuits and Gravy", is pretty good breakfast food.

absolute runt of a post

spotty mcspot face mate you'd need a fucking plastic surgeon to fix up the mess that is your ugly mug

Would love to see her fucked desu

What happened to Kes?

>mcspot face
h-haha

good post

no

sorry lad, better luck next time
those questions are the worst, but try to have some preparared fake answers to similar stuff in the future, it helped me a bit

Is that all? Two or three red marks on my face? Really? Sorry granda I don't care, I'm better than you

That's a biscuit.

eating crisps

nice

that's her dad, he's iranian
wonder what her mum is

>Crisps
Chips

hot chips or cold chips lad? i'm told it matters to bruces

>takes balding gene from her father

lol

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you generally look alright. your chin is just a bit odd, I think its called underbite

foy

>wonder what her mum is
Lets not kid ourselves, she is a pale-white English lass.

Wait, do Aussies legitimately heat up potato chips?

At least it's better than using a simple slice of white bread as a hot dog bun.

imagine being this lad haha

dave spikey with fake tan

better at me at drawing the dole maybe yeah

m8 you look like a textbook knacker, go throw some bricks at buses or something lad

I'm happy with my chin and jaw. I'm very happy to have a large jaw. Cheers anyway mate x

You infer based on context
Might be too difficult for you stunted little brains I know but try and keep up

look just like this lad haha

beginning to think it's not a good look

Weird how people like Lisicki, that Arab with the massive forehead and the spud runt with the surfboard chin can be so delusional.

Feel like drinking but last time I drank 8 pints and barely felt a thing

ik heb hoes, ik ben die bitches zat

want to get into law but its fucking pointless unless its in a top uni and you need to be a literal billionaire einstein to get into the top unis

First you called me a teenager then a knacker? Does the look of me scare u la? I'm a quinn mcdonagh by the way

thanks italy, you're alright

t. tokkie

Fug I have a phone interview tomorrow morning

You're making me nervous

just be my house husband instead

Literally better looking than you and I have pulled the birds to prove it xxx

what a shite question

Hier is een kleinschuimigbier voor jou

uh oh lads x

That's what Lisicki and the Arab with the massive forehead both say :///

Aoba is cute!

tfw i liked new game before it was cool

You're both buddy, the kind who hangs around street corners with all the rest of his knackergy friends. Nah m8 but you're obviously very insecure with yourself you get very offended when I pass any comment.

Post a picture of yourself uggo

Angry because you don't have the genetics or testosterone to build an actual mandible

I am that lad haha
I want to die

no lad, they call crisps 'cold chips'. and they call chips (freedom fries) 'hot chips'. everythings a chip if you're a bruce.

>Aoba

>hacked
lmao

I don't really care la, I'm not taking nothing to heart x

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Aw, that's cute.

>its real

they're nothing lad

not so much as a nipple

wtf literally crying
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Those who post in /brit/ regularly are irrevocably less Irish than those who post in /éire/.

Vetements jumper arrived lads

She wasn't fucking hacked

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literally her profile picture

It it the one from behind under a waterfall where she looks like Gollum?

those "maisie williams nudes" was only that shitty photo of her on a rock taken from behind

what a load of PR bollocks

False. Eire is full of actual benders. I actually prefer the unionists in Eire...

millie b is such a slag
millie b yeah are you mad
millie b tries to act bad when every night shes on a new lad

Sorry to disappoint/relieve

I love the UMMAH

If 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, or 9 Southern Ireland gets back in the UK.

>Posts picture of her awful posture with no bra straps
>Numales on reddit get it on the front page via 3 different threads
Why can't they be alpha alt righters like us lads?

you don't even have the testosterone to grow a beard you child

go do your homework if you haven't dropped out/been expelled already

yea

"""topless""""

You see her back and nothing else

>sophie liked on of her photos
>have her's now too

Might report them for using fake names

Calm down everyone: Kim and Kanye are NOT divorcing. eonli.ne/2h4jhxV

Ardteistimeireacht

the gf and I sharing a tender moment

i'm alt-centre lad

That pic was right out the barbers and he shaved my sideburns and stache la

90% of irish posts read like they've been written by someone drunk or retarded

What do women think about in bed?

They were rubbish anyway

any of you lads want to get under the duvet and cuddle with me? :3

the thundercock

>or

no clue, probably about how much I suck at shagging

the one or two that are innately aggressive forces me to react in aggression towards them to prove that I, me, myself, am the alpha male leader of the irish poster pack

blokes
corrie
office politics

When Chad will text her another pick of his Thundercock