Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

Claim your waifu and discuss.

Obligatory claim.

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Watching jojo and loving the bun at the same time. Waddup?

nah, just got some tea. Probably gonna get some 2 minute noodles later when I'm hungry. Not really in the mood to cook a huge meal for just one person.

>6-foot shitposter claimed

Aren't you in the steam group? I thought you were but if you're not and you would rather keep with the anonymity that's perfectly fine by me.

Gotta get da claim
>i need tsuyu in my life

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>Shizuru get!
>If dubs, we going to claim a tropical island in the name of waifu.

still here

Miho claimed

Going to lurk a bit kind of sleepy.

bababa

Milinda claim

Hey, im getting on CS in a min if you still want to play

kek that was you recording right?

Thats true. I will get you 2 pics, as requested. I promise!

kek more like shitty most of the time...

yeah, i probably wont be able to get back to normal sleep for a few days again
is that even possible?

Rikka claimed

Claiming, hows it goin weebos?
talk to me if your down mang

Tea? Nice, 2 minute noodles? Also nice.

You're 6 feet? Damn.

Huh? Yeah, I am.

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Perfectly fine with you adding me, man.

Still adorable.

blurblurblur

still lurkin
qott: what condiment do you put on nearly every food and why?
louisiana hot sauce for me, cause it doesn't taste like poopy butt unlike other hot sauces, and still has some spice

or spice i suppose

Peppers, the spice adds interest to the already existing flavor.

nah, probably more 4 or 5. That's just what i assume jenny's height is.

chicken salt. goes nice with chips, fish, pies and just about anything i eat,

Nigga im down lower then 110 stories.

Claim.

Are your parents the "time flies when you're a faggot" type, or have they taken it well?

Hmm...well there are multiple reasons, but I'm kind of tired, and they're all really sad, so I'm not posting them atm. Remind me on a later date and I'll give you all of them.

Ah!

I...agree. Thought I died there for a moment.

I'm off to bed. Goodnight everyone.

pupupupupupupupu

hot sauce.
any kind, i dont care, i just love hot sauce

(except for on sushi thats just wrong)

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Tapatio mainly, but theres a place in my town called La Vics that has a bomb orange sauce that i love as well. I think I have some louisiana hot sauce, shits good
later gourdo
110 stories!? what the hell?
yo rum friendo bb

Score!

Rum n' Koko, good to see ya.

Hey Sis, what's crackin'?

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6 more days till wednesday my dude, how are you doin?
ayyyy

heh, having that on my chicken and waffles along with louisiana (googled chicken salt, came up with seasoned salt, so that's what i'm assuming)
tapatio just tastes so bleh

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I'd say she's probably around 5'7 or something.

Mother is fine with it, haven't told father yet for technical reasons.

It's fine, you don't have to tell me them right now. I'd love to hear you vent though on a later date when you're a bit more able.

You gonna sleep soon?

Goodnight, Gourd. Sleep warm and well.

rurururururu

>Gamindustri best cosplay girl claimed

Morning everyone c:

Google 110 stories.

4gt pic 3nd m3 m8 p1z

Ah, it'll come.

At times yes, it most certainly is. Both running and life. It gets better though

trips and your waifus are mine

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Koko your my important decision man i need your help
Do i get up and have a cigarette or stsy in bed
Please hurry

Nothing much sis just playing some games how are you doing?

Sound good!

Haha only for you

That's true, i don't really prefer the "taste" of it so much as the spiciness, as far as taste goes it's pretty bland.
cute pic
googling now bb
You would you alcy
heya! I'm doin pretty good, had some unsuccessful jokes with my fam earlier but not bad. How bout you?
what no lewd?

yeah, that's just what we call it over here (we have weird nicknames for everything).

probably a better guess than mine, We use meters over here so i have a vague idea on what feet are.

Doing good. Stopped watching jojo to play some csgo

Oh hi there

Morning!

Will it take long for me to get it?
>bbq sauce
Mah dark skinned brethren!

You love me though right?

Yay!

tomato ketchup, it tastes good on stuff
docks are currently full though

Shit I see, well it depends, if you're having major cravings I'd say have the smoke if it won't keep you up. But if you wanna sleep then maybe don't have it

>koko

>

You watch the video i linked?

>hugs

k

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Honey. Don't ask. It just makes a lot of things taste better.

I have now...

Ayy m8, how've you been?

At least your you've got one on your side. Yeah, got a long drive tomorrow. I don't normally complain online, though. Hah.

Thwarted again, eh?

Getting hungrier as I lie here awake. Probably gonna crash soon. Uncharted 4 was good?

>I feel so loved

Lies

Shinoa

The White Race if fucccccccccckkkkkkkkeeeedddd... look at you fucking males.. pathetic.

Its your job to make decisions for me
What should i do

Yeah. I got a kek out of it
>Hugs

>There is a reason for that ;)

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Thanks~

Hey Shinoa, how are you?

Oh yes yes it was fantastic, everything progressed well, it looked beautiful, a truly 10 out of 10 game

>Meant to do that

its the truth
>rattles

I see, how is that show? I heard it was pretty good
Well now i'm kinda confused, are you talking about the app or what? haha
Pretty good m8, some of my family thinks I drink too much but fooey on them how about you?
ok then. I say smoke brotha
No problem, whats she from?

Well shit, cute stuff. Feel free to talk to me any time. Hope your drive goes well.

H.A.N.A.K.O unit here

>Math is hard

Thank you
>moka

kek

Its a 911 joke

Only time will tell princess.

Good m8. Not too bad here, got some much needed r&r.

>unsuccessful jokes
kek, want to share one?

Don't know, only experienced it second-hand.

Great minds think alike.

>youtube.com/watch?v=2YQ5le2S3NM

Good evening or morning as it might be everyone

Kud claim

Mornin' Kud. How goes?

>Rattle rattle

240am I should have been to bed hours ago.

Hyperdimension Neptunia~

Morning H.A.N.A.K.O
How are you?

What else is new Miho?

GAH STAHP!
>blushes

What chu gonna do?

Very terrifying user of few words

I want you to get a good night rest as senpai. Don't get too drunk either, okay?

Playing csgo. You?

Oh you!

Isn't it?

Manly!

I like that, friend lol

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It looks SO good. Like a fully playable action movie. Maybe I'll start saving for a PS4.

Kek, tell them there's no such thing. My family doesn't know of my drinking habits, but I bring my mother wine and my father beer every time I go back to their house, so no one would complain either.

Thank you. So do I

Dead tired and lacking in sufficient caffeine

>Math should not have this many letters in an equation
>Why would anyone buy this many baguettes

20/20? The last person I expected!

>Shiro

Nothing to much really. Just trying to pay bills and shit.

What about you?

They are all pretty much a playable action movie haha BUT this one takes the cake! I really like it, 3 is still my favorite but 4 is a close second.

Hey QT

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Really good. Had a few beers with my best friends earlier and now I'm unwinding a bit before bed

Glad you're still here! Same time zone by the way; I usually stay up until around 4 though

Gonna jump on MWO for a bit. o shit waddup

MOTHERFUCKER

hey H.A.N.A.K.O
>rattle
yes

why would math be hard for a mech?
Your welcome friend
well now I'm even more intrigued lol, I like 911 jokes
Good to here! and I don't wanna share kek they weren't very good. although I will share one i liked. What is the most expensive type of shoe?.....a cashew!
sounds interesting, whats it about?
I'm sold! haha
Haha, my dad and brother in law get it, but no one else. you know what annoyed me today? I poured a TINY bit of rum into my sisters glass of boxed wine and she almost poured it down the drain before I saved it. I dunno about you, but when I pour a glass of anything (especially wine) it's a commitment that you're gonna finish that shit

In class right now, highly boring.

Same here.
Sleepy in class.

>I'm doing literature
>I want this to finish

You an OG QT tho

Makes me happy to see you here Rikka!

I work the night shift for 5 years i know that feel.

I had just broken this staying up late shit then poof back on it.

lol

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Sounds like a pretty good time.

>Rattle rattle

Incase you thought I was kidding about the fps

More like good night. How ya doing?

I can't help it~

Same, what's your favorite brand?

Don't quit your day job. Gave me a chuckle though lel.

Rum in wine makes the wine better and the rum worse. Its just grape flavored rum. And you dont seem like a nigger.
Violence is never the answer
>wait, what am I saying

I loved 3 to death.

I didn't even expect it. I'm sorry.

I have a friend is quite voiced in his practice of not wasting a drop of liquor haha.

That... is a good question. Well, to me math is more irritating to deal with than actually being hard.

>My growing humanity is rendering some systems inoperable
>Say for example, my system will not allow me to aim my gatling guns at a kitten anymore.

>I do two math classes
>Advanced math, and advanced advanced math

I regret my decisions

That's all for me, guys. Goodnight e-body. Have a good weekend.

Here's a short clip of my waifu being awesome:

danbooru.donmai.us/data/ba97bacf7afa809179c8a222d4b55ad0.gif

Shinoa, is it not past your bed time?

Have sweet, warm, lengthy dreams of your waifu 20/20.

Why thank you Kud I could say the same to you!
I love being here, I really do. How are you doing??

I do too, and all my friends think I am stupid for that they think 2 is the best

>danbooru.donmai.us/data/ba97bacf7afa809179c8a222d4b55ad0.gif

403 forbidden

It's a game.
Talks about 4 nations that represent consoles.
Noire (Her) is PS.

Maki!
I didn't notice you.
How's my Kouhai doing?~

Well that sucks...

Anyway, news about Hotaru?

huehuehuehue. how are you doin mang?
Don't worry I wont haha, and a chuckle is all im after!
I don't like red wine, but I'd rather drink it than see it get poured down the drain because of her stupid logic. She did the same thing the other day when I refilled her glass while she wasn't looking "i didn't want another glass" she said
>you don't seem like a nigger
Thank you, thats what I go for haha
I wanna meet your friend kek
but math is logical? I would think a mech would be pretty proficient at it.
>won't aim at a kitten anymore
TAKE THE SHOT SOLDIER
goodnight rum friend! sleep well :)