ITT we all live in a underground bunker

ITT we all live in a underground bunker.

Kinda musty ain't it.

More musty than the inside of a locker room.

>Sup Forums
>underground bunker
>basement

yeah but it's, like, a basement with a lot of levels. and you have a good excuse not to go outside.

WHO IS THAT FAPPING?????

FAPPING ON MY CHAMBER DOOR????

Alright, this is the last fucking time I'm going to ask.
WHO ATE MY FUCKING GINGERNUT COOKIES?

There are finger prints.
Rally up. We will find this nigger

I am the overseer! And i clam this land as vault 420

It me. Welcome to Pripyat.

Too much rape for me, I think I'll pass.

>be me
>work in solid waste recycling
>new guy arrives, asks how it is down here
It's a shit job
>over 9000 kek
>employee of the month until my untimely death at the hands of cloned super Teddy Roosevelt

IT WAS ME, YOU FAGGOT

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT

NEVERMORE

>Not Deus Vult
Shame on you.

I-IT'S JUST... LIKE THEY DIDN'T EVEN CARE.
I WILL FIND THAT FUCKING RANGA IF THAT'S THE LAST THING I'LL DO!

Alright. Head count. How many bastards? Say aye, women don't count.

I would like this. knowing that everyone around me was a Sup Forums user.

AYE.
I'M WITH MY FRIEND, DETECTIVE PHELPS.

Aye lmao

thank you for the kek.

SO, ANYONE WANNA HEAR A JOKE WHILE WE SEARCH FOR THE CRIMINAL?

Ayeooy vey goyim

guise im going outside. we need more shroomz.

Is polishing my shoes bad to do in such a small enviroment? All these fumes are really getting to me...

NO, IT'S FINE.
JUST DON'T STEAL MY COOKIES.

Sorry guys, shitter's full.

So we gonna get this orgy started or what?

2 l8 4 th@

AH.
SO YOU WERE THE ONE THAT ATE MY COOKIES.
...
BEND OVER. I'M GOING IN DRY.

we all get cancer from radon exposure.

[farts directly in front of air inlet at surface]

I'm fag
I need release!

OH COME THE FUCK ON! IT'S HARD ENOUGH DEALING WITH THE FACT THAT A SHOE POLISHER ATE MY COOKIES, AND NOW YOU WANT TO DO THIS BULLSHIT?

If dubs, the bomb goes off.

Vault-Tec Rep 1: Whoa, what in the holy hell happened here, What experiment was being run in this vault again?

Vault-Tec Rep 2: There was no experiment, and this isn't one of our bunkers...

Vault-Tec Rep 1: Mother Of God.

inb4shittersclogged

How long til we lose internet and we actually have to come out and talk to each other personally?

HO. LY. SHIT.

...

person ally?

you commie cuntlicker!

...

holicker!

Ho cuntlicker.

Perfect.

Person anally

ghosts walk these halls, faggot

Hey, I just made the first successful human clone! I shall name him Gary.

It is kinda warm on level 5 again, please check the airconditioning!

TELL GARY TO CHANGE HIS SHIRT. HOLY SHIT, DOES IT LOOK TACKY.

I give it a week before the water filter system blows out from getting clogged with baby batter.

I think we shouldn't have vote for trumps

Just so you know I'm going to fuck all your children one by one then skin them alive and ware thier soft tender skin while I fuck each one of you.

Gee sure is boring around here, what's for dinner?

/thread

JOKES ON YOU, I WON'T HAVE ANY CHILDREN!
H-HEHHEH...

Did you not see the bomb go off in the bunker? And you're calling it boring. The bunker is filling with dirt right now, thanks to the massive hole in the hull.

Jokes on you, I already ate my children.

Don't mind me, just having some here

lets open the door. ya know. some fresh air and stuff

Ok, which one of you fucks stole my rarest and dankest Pepe?!?!

lemme out. seriously.

maybe in some magical faggot universe where the arbitrary faggot decides that "dubs" do things in a hypothetical situation. Learn how to play in the sandbox...

THE SAME ASSHOLE WHO STOLE MY GINGERNUT COOKIES. I ALREADY DISPOSED HIM, YOUR PEPE IS IN THE BACK.

I did. And I made a cool 100 internets off of it to that nigger over there.

this isn't funny. i really really want to get out. MEOW.

Shitter is clogged

I nominate Ho Cuntlicker as Supreme Over'tard!

You want fresh air, go sit near the air filter.
Me, I am huffing all the medical oxygen. Get your own air.

SURE, THE DOOR IS OPENED. DON'T MIND THE BLOOD, JOHN WILL CLEAN IT UP LATER.

So, when do we start to cannibalize the tards that we have locked away?

When does the rape start?

>kills doge, his wife and himself

...

john? but. but. john died whien the strapped up fat girl landed on his neck while he was trying to clean her smegma.

PROBABLY... NEXT WEEK.
WE NEED TO EXPLOIT THEM. FOR SCIENCE, OF COURSE.

There is only one way out. That way is death.
What makes you want to leave friend? we want you to stay with us... down here.. forever.

NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why not take a shit in it?

THEN I'LL FUCKING MAKE HIM CLEAN IT UP. JUST BECAUSE HE'S DEAD.
BACK IN MY DAY, WE WERE GRATEFUL TO GET JOBS! ALL WE DID WAS STARVE AND OCCASIONALLY BEAT UP THE NERD DOWN THE STREET.
GOOD TIMES.

Shit. Guys, you remember that human clone I made and named Gary? Seems he learned the process and has started cloning himself.

Just for you, right now bby

...

Hey user mind helping me with somethi-

I FUCKING TOLD YOU TO MAKE HIM CHANGE HIS SHIRT.
BLOODY IDIOT.

Your first mistake was not cloning a loli.

are you going to shove sticks in his appendages and make him a mannequin? john was always such a good jokester.

EXACTLY. I REMEMBER WHEN WE MADE HIM EAT THE WEEK OLD MEDICINE. I STILL REMEMBER THE STENCH.

Gary? Gary!

Gaaaaaaaaary!

can we grow weed?

i dont think that was medicine...

I didn't realize the shirt would make him so smart. What fucking shirt does this? This isn't Kill La Kill.

And you, sir. No, I got nothing. Carry on.

SEE? NOW LOOK AT HIM.
NOW HE LOOKS LIKE A PAKEHA. WHAT THE FUCK, MAN.

Oh fuck! Get me my gun! Either they go or I'm Kurt Cobaining it

IT WASN'T? THAT EXPLAINS THE 'CUMMING OUT' JOKE WE PULLED...

Don't worry, I broke the cloning machine. There won't be anymore Garys popping up.

Well as long as they don't militarize-
oh

i dont think john needed to cum out..

Rents due friday anons, pay up or fuck off

Wait, when the fuck did we get outside?

The walls are painted sky color

hay my fellow Sup Forumsros hows your friday afternoon bit hot in darwin hay