Sup, neck/b/eards. It's my wife's birthday, she's drunk, and it's almost bedtime (i.e. time for a boisterous game of "hide the sausage"). 33 decides what I say when I shoot my load.
Sup, neck/b/eards. It's my wife's birthday, she's drunk, and it's almost bedtime (i.e...
"I'm a gay retard honey"
i have aids
I used that one last year. What else ya got?
Child pornography
I've tired of buying ice at the corner store.
To infinity and beyond!
Your sister fucks better
Warguh blarg blarg blarg...
Not 33, but I might use this one anyway
Thanks mom.
I have aids
flip flop fazizzle
Re roll
I want to cum in toddlers
hitler did nothing wrong
...
my ass is a hat
I fucked linda.
Just like your mother
I fucked your mother
the nose
i love you Phyllis.
Oh Pete, you're ass is so tight.
no shit
El chulpacabra!
"I fucked ted"
HAMMER!
Hitler did nothing wrong
rinky dinky poopy farts
I'm finally cumming inside rainbow dash!
"I love fucking meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!!"
>You're actually tighter than your dad.
it feels better when you're asleep
nice trips, idiot
Witnessed.
O shit whaddup
my mom thinks your a man
Oh rainbow dash
I was sodomized by my priest as a child
''your sister is better''
i have a tiny man living in my colon
"Leggo my Eggo!"
L2 memearrow you fucking newbrony
re rawl
Yell "It's Semen time!"
roll
Jews did 9/11
i draw dust dicks on cars in the parking lot
Arigato obama san
"cool"
33 in the body
Fuck it, I might go with
because funny, or
because true
Thanks Lori!
I've tested positive
did you farted?
Banana wins again.
Reroll foriDubbbz
there you go
Icky icky moi moi
Winnar
So close, nice try
Oh god damn it.
Happy birthday, honey... from Sup Forums
I filled all of the women in your family... all in one day! NEW RECORD!!
Yell "Rat farts!!!"
Shoot your load on her stomach and timestamp pls. For the Sup Forumsros.
Or creampie if she's cool.
Stop. I can't deal with this anymore. I'm so tired of feeling like garbage. I know it's meant in fun, but I'm like, messed up, guys. I spent years in this fucking abusive relationship were I was hit, punched and slammed into walls. So most of the time when I'm joking its in fun but sometimes it really does make me feel like worthless trash. There's stuff that leaves a mark on you - not a physical one, but it's still a mark. I know most of you are younger than me, haven't been through what I have, and have known each other forever. I would rather just curl up under a rock somewhere then feel like that from people I consider to be my friends.
I've been fucking your mom
blarNEKNEK
Take it Fluttershy! You yellow slut!
oh heck yes mom!
Can we experiment with little kids next time?
Rollerino
reroll
Fucking bitch face cocksucking cunt whore.
rolling
...
1. Dog style for finishing move
2. While she moaning, say another girl's name over and over (e.g. Cindy, Cindy, oh... Cindy...)
3. Your bitch will turn mad cow. Hold on tight and keep fucking.
4. Record number of seconds you were able to hold on while fucking.
5. Profit????
My personal record is 18 seconds.
Rolli
Wew lad go be a crybaby somewhere else
>checked
rolling
"you should fuck other men instead of me, you deserve it!"
make yaself a cuck
>
it's over, idiots
I'm your twin brother ..SURPRISE
BOOM !!!!