Okay Sup Forums what's a cheap and easy way of killing myself?

Okay Sup Forums what's a cheap and easy way of killing myself?


A little backstory:
>last year my mother and father died in a car accident while I was at work
>I've been diagnosed with terminal Lung cancer
>My gf left me because of it

I'm thinking pills would work but I don't want to have a seizure or anything. Would it be possible to take a some pills and when you start to get sleepy take a bunch of them so you can overdose in your sleep? If not do you have any other cheap and painless methods for suicide?

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Enjoy your last days. Dont do it

Make doctors dope you up. You have cancer

I just want to go out on my own terms rather than being killed by cancer

Start cooking meth.

mass murder and suicide by cop.

fuck that man make the most of it, go out get some coke and hookers and have a good time. Rent a lambo or something just try not to fuck up anyone else.

If you're gonna die soon go off with a bang. Fuck suicide, shoot up a school or something.

Honestly, sleeping pills mixed with pain pills go to sleep high in car while engine is running in garage.

I know there's nothing I can say to make you feel better, but I'm truly sorry this has happened to you.

But I've knows several people who have been told they had cancer and only severs moths to live, but they are still kicking and it's been years. Chin up op, you could very well live a long happy life. Plus modern medicine is improving every day, hold out as long as you can and there may be a cure!

Helium, look into it

go skydiving with a knife

This, make sure tohave multiple copies of the new Doom game lying around your place, plus bernie 2016 postets

dedicated suicides don't work 97 percent of the time you're just gonna put yourself through a lot of pain have fun faggot. If your gonna do it with pills use painkillers take like 5 wait 20-30 mins for them to kick in then chug the rest.

Go out and have fun
U cant lose anything else at this point
Go to a bar and pick up a milf or something, do something u always wanted to do

rent a lambo, mix sleeping pills with painkillers and vodka, then enjoy your last minutes of life :)

also their are no painless methods of committing suicide heard hanging yourself was actually one of the better methods pain wise tho.

>the guy who hanged himself told me it wasnt that sore

Dude, the best way to die is to die living a life without consequences, you're free to rob banks, go on a drug spree, do whatever you fucking want man, shit in the ballpool bro but the question you should be asking is not what's the best way to die but, what's the best way to live my last days?

Livestream it faggot

Damn shes got fine tits

go wage war against ISIS

Honestly OP, just go to Vegas and take as much MDMA as you can and deplete all your serotonin since you'll die anyways.

Might as well be the happiest you've ever been and get some bitches doing it.

thiis nigga gets it Sup Forumsro

well it cuts off the air to your brain pretty fast and if you get lucky you'll break your neck and your good . just heard it from my suicidal friend who also has minor psychosis. ayy lmao

4th time I've seen this fake in a half a week

any more of pic?

die from living too hard. suicide is for pussies.

Go to your exs place, stab her in in the spine just below the ribs so she never feels sexual pleasure again and can never walk again, then simply take the knife and ram it into your eye has hard as you can.

Lol what a pathetic caption.

fly to mecca, take a big steamy shit on their magic box
>yell: "DEUS VULT"
>livestream
>chew cyanide

why dont you just jump off something tall?

if you're scared drink a bunch first.

>buy rope
>google how to make a nosse
>then die.

Don't do it. Have some fun for Gods sake. Get a credit card and MAX THAT SHIT OUT! Buy anything and everything you can that you've ever wanted. Do something that people like us who have to worry about the consequences would never do. Run naked through the streets covered in green jello. Don't be a pussy and just end it.

OP do it !!!

Sign up for amateur gangbang shoots and fuck that shit raw

Don't worry, the UK is the best place in the world for pallative care - when you get close they'll give you a chunk of morphine and say 'don't take all these at once otherwise you'll die in a painless manner'

I've overdosed on heroin and Coke. It doesn't hurt at all. Feels great even if you pop back up. If you don't you don't feel anything. I didn't even remember shooting up. I popped up and went looking for a shot.

My fiancé used to OD on the reg from shots of heroin. I'd just give her cpr until the rush ended when she would fall out and stop breathing. She never complained except for the time I gave her naloxone instead.

If you're looking for painless, shoot heroin. It probably wouldn't cost more than $30-$45 to kill you either if you have no tolerance.

I was waiting for some sexy fail when watched that webm. What a disappointment.

Just smoke an ass ton of weed and fap to porn for the rest of your life till you die naturally of your cancer.

OP, are you the same guy that posted something similar with a bit more info some weeks ago?

I recently did some research, best way is to find something within leap-distance of railway tracks, hide behind it at night and as the train comes leap out and lay your neck on the track for quick and painless decapitation with extremely low survival chance

>dedicated suicides don't work 97 percent of the time
Sounds like bullshit, but the number is vastly inflated by the chicks who pop an extra sleeping pill hoping they'll die, or don't slit their wrists properly, or otherwise don't fucking go through with it.

If you want to die, nothing can stop you.

Most suicide methods have a disgustingly high survival rate, scroll up to find the junkie talking about how many times him and his gf have OD'd

Nigger, get some hookers and drugs and party, go see some beautifull places. Seriously life motherfucker. You are going to die, so make the best out of it. Killing yourself right now is losing on life.

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Take out as many mussies as possible with you.

Always a noble goal.

do they not have physician-assisted suicide where you live, op?

google suicide faq and click on the first link. goodbye op, i understand how you feel. this is the only way to beat the cancer.

Live life like every day is your last, it will change you

don't do it OP, don't you see you have been liberated? You can do whatever you want now, you are free, don't have money, fuck that, rob a bank, you want sex? rob someone and hire prostitutes, want to travel, just fucking hitchhike, i mean you got nothing to lose.

unless you're a pussy, then just blow your brains, but that's just too boring.

I'm really sorry dear
I understand why you want to do this
Take two bottles of cough syrups and lay in the bath after you slit your wrists

Masturbate yourself to death.
If you can't then it's not meant to be.

>shit gf left you because you're gonna die

dude just take your inheritance and go fucking live what life you have left

if that's not want you wanna do then shoot up a bunch of heroin and die you pussy


go fuck yourself and quit jerkin off you degenerate

Don't take pills that will cause a miserable death. Opiates if you are serious.

But why not just blow money on drugs and hookers? Go base jumping, it is alot of fun! Enjoy the pain free time you have left.

Join ISIS.

The reason this is true is because 90% of suicides are done on impulse, with no real planning. Think it through and you will succeed

>Use heroin
>OD, fade to black 5 seconds after I push the syringe in accompanied by the best hit that I ever hit.
>fall down on the ground with needle in arm.
>wake up two hours later, fucking blue like a smurf with 3 paramedics asking me what time I had my last hit.
>Fucking midnight
>Not liking these system ass fucks.
Medics cart me to the ambulance while family is like omg YOU FUCKING FOOL.
>give me the stuff called naxlone in the back, feels like ice going through me, start shivering uncontrollably, and feeling very intense withdrawl.
>go through the cycle of addiction for another 3 years.
>Realize I was a fucking fool.
As much as you think it can suck, I've had this happen to me before, this is a classic one. SO GROW A FUCKING PAIR OF BALLS AND PUT YOUR MAN PANTS ON. BECAUSE LIKES ISN'T GOING TO JUST PUT OUT FOR YOU. YOU HAVE TO WORK TO FUCK LIFE IN THE ASS, AND GETTING YOU DICK IN ANYWHERE COUNTS.

Get a gun with a bunch of magazines and ammo. Then go shoot up a mosque. Kill as many ragheads as possible and then burn the motherfucker down.

Why are you concerned about a cheap way of killing yourself. Like, what's the rationale behind being cheap about it?

OP is a cheap Jew.

THIS

Wow, she wouldn't even stay with you until you died?

Are you joking, legit best life going, sell all expensive items you own, buy some kick ass liquor, host my party in your house, fuck shit up. Fuck bitches, get money.

HAHAHA no shit