Leave England to me!
Leave England to me!
Estonia
Australia
Mexico
Mexico
Catalonia
...
Will you laugh if Bale knocks out England?
Who is ralf
there's another group game after that one hank, bale can't knock us out. slovakia can.
Holy fuck is this real. Is this why bale has such a shitty hairstyle now
SOMEONE IN THEIR LATE 20S BALDING LOOK GUYS HAHA NEVER SEEN SOMETHING LIKE THAT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
No the funny part is how hard he is trying to conceal it
His entire hairdo is LITERALLY to conceal his bald patch
Why is this such a surprise to everyone? Did you retards not notice his balding a few seasons back? I bet you used >muh lighting as an excuse back then
Is it weird that I feel sorry for him even though he is a multimillionaire that gets a fuckton of pussy? Something about premature balding always triggers me like that
So the funny part is that someone trying to hide their balding? What?
I mean, yeah, it looks bad. But its not that funny or anything. Its actually a lot more funnier to see a bunch of failed losers cirklejerking over someones balding to make themself feel better.
>t. bald
What's funny is that top knot hairstyles can cause hair loss even more. So he is making himself bald faster
You are aware your on 4 chan right?
you sound bald as fuck lad
Sorry I just stand these people. Same with the redditfags writing to /r/cringe or /neckbeardthings or whatever. A bunch of failed miserable fags cirklejerking over slithly more miserable fags. This level of denial in those people legit makes me mad. In this case a bunch of basement dweller laughing over a guy with millions of dollars because he is fucking balding like almost every male in their late 20s.
Always had long curly hair. So far no balding
People with long hair go bald faster
>tfw he doesn't know about how bad the Welsh are when winning things
Leave male pattern baldness to me.
Leave autism to us.
Leave being too tired of 4shill retarded pop culture tier 'exposition effect' and yet too undisciplined to expend effort doing something better and leave to some guy from Hung(a)ry
I noticed his hairline receding but didn't expect that he had a massive disgusting bald spot at the back.
agree with this guy
Don't be a Swede and check out someone's fashion sense during a game, football has seen some incredibly bad hairstyles from some incredibly good players in the past.
If they think it's acceptable, it doesn't really matter.
Back to plebbit normie.
back to r9k you pathetic creep
but anyone can have long hair..? pre-balding anyway
>implying r9k isn't for wannabe normies
Fuck off meme flag.
No matter how rich you are or how manu transplants you get, you will not overcome balding. Kinda like AIDS. It's kinda lethargic
the shoop gets sloppier every time
Good thread
b-but Rooney
He's unlucky, that particular balding pattern is really ugly. He should stop being vain and get a buzz cut. I'm sure he will get quality muff regardless, although Ronaldo might lose interest in him.
Kek no they don't you retard
>LATE 20S
He's fucking 26. You're not supposed to go bald at 26.
you are joking about the hair but Wales really is gonna rekt England.
the funny thing is that he's trying to conceal it like they did in the fucking 70s, instead of implants. he might as well shave it off now.
>BALE
MORE LIKE 'BALD' AMIRITE
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
>mfw a woman combs her fingers through my hair and comments on how thick it is
Baldlets will NEVER know this feel
This is the state of Rooney last week. How many fucking thousands has he wanted on these procedures? It doesn't work lads. Might cover it for 2 years but it always comes back
he probably went to a local clinic in manchester or something. when you do this and have enough money, you should get proper treatment, like klopp.
You enjoy it when your mum does that do you Jimmy?
Give it two years, klopps will fuck up too
Tsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
RONALDO HAS GREAT HAIR TSUUUU BECAUSED HES BASED TSUUUU
>tfw balding at 21
Rooney looks fine balding and should just embrace his British Gangster look full force. He looks like he should be shooting a couple lads in the back of a Range Rover anyway.
Kek
Conte's is still there. Best one so far
The fact that he is balding is proof that he is a doper. After moving to Real, he develops the body of a wrestler within 3 months. Wow not suspicious at all.
>tfw bald manlet
there's no worse curse
Im losing my hair fretting about this match
Pls hurry up and be Thursday. Either way I need this game to be over
I can't believe we're closer to curing AIDS and cancer than male pattern baldness. These scientists need to sort their priorities out.
Yeah, the rampant cheating in Spanish football is so fucking obvious.
His hair transplants dont last long because he cant take the hormonal medication required for long term maintainance. Look at Conte and Klopp who got the operation done. They dont bald anymore because they're not restricted by athlete drug bans.
Why are men so afraid of balding? Sure some people don't look good when bald (i.e like LCIM who has an egg shaped skull but he doesnt give af). If you can grow a beard, just go Statham mode and if not, then go Zidane mode where you keep it clean shaven. Sure it sucks to go bald but dont let it ruin your self image
>there's no worse curse.
You can be swedish
Because most people don't look like Jason Statham. They'll look like a typical cuckold.
This honestly, the second i start balding im getting that shit buzzed, nothing worse than doing retarded shit to hide your baldness because everyone can see it and everybody sees you as an insecure bitchboi, which you are
That's what you fuccbois get for putting your hair in tight buns.
Could be worse, they could have Goran Pandev hair
THIS, honestly i can't wait for these hipster fuccboi faggots to go bald and realize how stupid being a faggot is
I got a manbun and I get so much sweet pussy.
Come at me bros.
>I got a manbun and I get so much sweet boipussy.
ftfy
Think how much more handsome he would look if he had fucking hair you oaf
When you're a sheep and follow the latest fashion trends, it is one of the perks I suppose. I hope your premature balding kicks in before manbun stops being flavour of the month.
I dont know why you even said that when I never claimed he wouldnt look better with hair. His current look is manly and great and I've heard many women claim he's hot which was a surprise to me. Stop acting like such a fag
>sheep
I've had it years bro.
>premature
It's far too late for me to bald prematurely.
Thanks for the attention though.
BALES
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Maybe. But if you're balding then you just have to work harder to be good looking. Working out goes a long way in keeping a masculine balding look
Should take a page out of the pro's book
What a weird pattern of baldness t b h.
kek
really makes you think
Kek that's fucking funny.
It almost suits him.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm
Finasteride+minoxidil+ketoconazole
enjoy
JUST
>tfw 27
>tfw can't tell if my hairline is receding or if it's always been really far back
I still have thick and lustrous hair, it's just my hairline goes quite far back at the sides.
From looking at other people's I think some people just have a hairline like this?
These threads make me fucking paranoid
stop posting this
>24
>balding
I dont give a shit
>no krokodil
I am balding as well. It isn't fucking funny and it fucking hurts
When I was a kid I was obese because my dad used to say that eating meat 'put hair on your bollocks'. Everytime he sees me eat meat for the last 2 years he makes the joke 'meat puts hair on your bollocks son, but you've had so much that your bollocks have to borrow from your scalp'. He even writes 'IOU' cards from my 'bollocks' addressed to my scalp saying they owe it hair.
I can't get a girlfriend like this. I have over 16 hats and have to wear one atg all times.
why doesnt he just fix it? hes rich
maybe it was autoimmune and not male-pattern.
There is a different cure
Because there is no fix for genetic male balding. With surgery you can transplant hair from your chest but it looks really fucking bad and only works for short hair.
Or there is a drug called fin. But as a million dollar worth athlete you dont want to mess with your testosterone/dht levels because not only you gamble on the sexual side but can also wreck your whole career.
>as a million dollar worth athlete you dont want to mess with your testosterone/dht levels
literally how you become a million dollar athlete
Well, not this way thats for sure
My hairs always been far back as well, makes me nervous though. I also have a sort of widows peak from what looks like gaps?
Usually I see some strands of hair fall out a day, randomly or when I shower.
Am I balding lads?
Hats are killing your hair, fool!
Not the meat.
found the guy with bales haircut
Manbuns are so gay
Autoimmune as in spot baldness? Can confirm in that case. The doc gave me a couple of steroid injections for my spot baldness - spots that I have in the back of my head. It's annoying af and painful but the hair grows back
Hats dont do anything but collect the hairs that you would have lost anyway
How the fuck did he grow so much hair back?
Is hair transplantation that good?
>gay
You think they are gay or do they make you feel gay?
they take the hair follicles from non balding areas like the back of your head and put them on the balding areas and thats it you cant go bald again because those hair follicles arent pre dispositioned to baldness
Wayne Rooney's came from his arse and thighs hahahahaha
>Ralf
pretty weird for a last name. is this common in sheep shagger land?
lel