Ask an Amputee Anything

Ask an Amputee Anything

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What happened?

df happened

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I thought a circumcision was supposed to remove the skin, not close it up

What got you stumped?

you're dangly bits okay?

Runnin' around at the speeeeeeeeeeed of sooooouuuund no more.

Do you have a staple diet

Amputees always reminded me of the powerpuff girls

When are you going to kill yourself and can you livestream it?

lmaooooo

I can't I'm pretty stumped for questions

Fell off a balcony. Broke my leg. Open fracture/femoral infection required amputation week and a half later.

damn fuckin rip are you mentally scared?

Are you a powerpuffgirl

how did you fall off the balcony?

Are you gonna get a false leg bro?

How's it feel to be alive after something that could have killed you

who took your leg bro

What keeps you going after losing a leg? Why havent you killed yourself yet?

do you fuck on first date?

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are you going to get a 3 legged dog now?

What?

I'm not planning on it.

Not really. To be honest, I'm kind of enjoying the attention and kindness from everyone around me.

Couldn't really tell you. Just took a wrong step and next thing I knew I was on the ground.

Not any time soon.

No real feelings about it one way or the other. I'm just glad I wasn't paralyzed.

Why would I kill myself.

no

How do you play soccer?

Do you still feel the leg. I heard a lot of anoutees continue to feel itches and pains in the missing limb

so.... how does sex work now? any position limitations?

Have you considered just going the extra mile and chopping off all of your limbs to become a human teddy bear.

You cant walk, you cant run, you look like a freak etc etc.

Look at the bright side, you save half on shoes

Yes I do. That's probably the worst part. It's extremely annoying to say the least.

Just walk it off

>Not really. To be honest, I'm kind of enjoying the attention and kindness from everyone around me.

ive thought about stuff like this before. whats it like being around people now? going out in public? how do strangers react? friends reactions?

Have you had sex as an amputee yet? What's your career/job look like now?

What do you do to overcome it. Has the doctors or other amputees giving you any advice

Whe you take a shit do you wipe from the front or attack from the rear?

Kindness because they feel bad for you. Thats the worst kind.

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What about restlessness? Do you feel like you need to move your leg? Personally, I shake my feet a lot.

Poor guy now he will only have 2 legs

>whats it like being around people now? going out in public? how do strangers react? friends reactions?

Almost everyone is extremely nice. Like too almost too nice, but I'll take it. I get a lot of people staring. Some people in stores and what not are obviously uncomfortable so I try to freak them out more by intentionally interacting with them so they cant avoid me. Kids freak out. Some friends were really shocked and thought I was just joking until I showed up with one leg. Overall it's really not bad. things could be worse.

I have. Looks like I'll be collecting disability.

Mirror box and pills.

Front to back of course.

It's more the opposite. It will feel like my leg is in an awkward position even though it's not there.

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>Looks like I'll be collecting disability

i bet you were a NEET faggot even before this and now you have an excuse. fuck off i have to pay for this through my taxes

there are lots of people with 1 leg out there who wouldn't even dream of taking disability.

FUCK YOU NIGGER!

There's like 7 flies buzzing around the ceiling fan light in my room. What's the easiest way to get rid of them without using bug spray? Can I turn the bedroom light off and lure them into some kind of a trap with the flashlight on my phone?

kek

Stay mad

I've heard apple cider vinegar mixed with dishsoap works to attract and trap them.

didn't you do an ama a couple weeks ago?

How are you going?

I did.

I'm going pretty well

>wouldn't even dream of taking disability
Well who the fuck would dream of having to live on bread crumbs from the government?

Is your erected Penis now longer than your leg?

Is this how your head looks like now?

Are you hopping mad?

Have you ever seen this movie?

So, what's your plan to get back on your foot?

Will you become a transhumanist now?

No to all three

Can I hump ur stump?

No thanks

are you a female?

this pic makes me think you are a guy, but OP pic looks like a grill?

are you a dyke or dickless man?

Those jeans and that girly shoe make you think OP is a guy?

they are baggy jeans and fags these days where shoes like that

kek nice one m8

what do you think about stump fuckers?

that's a shitty deal. how are you coping with this?

can you post some amputee ass or pussy?
You look like you have a nice vagina/asshole combo

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Would you give one of those robotic prosthetics a shot, be all like deus ex and shit?

Hey you're back! How are things coming?

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TOP FUCKIN KEK HAHAHAHAHA

Do you watch one piece becuz I do!

I'mma do it.

Yar yar.

Where's the rest of you?

GOD IS DEAD

AND WE'RE RESPONSIBLE

Venus fly trap?

Do you get Goverment money?

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I want to rip open your stump stitches and see what's inside.

Do you ever get Phantom Pebble in your shoe syndrome?

Above the knee, godamn what a bummer.

Did you get a parrot yet?