>you wake up in Russia
How do you react?
You wake up in Russia
Jackson Phillips
Wyatt Miller
All those Russian girls
Easton Taylor
>check sides for scars
>check anus
>fly home
>sleep in your chair holding a knife for the rest of your life
Michael Lee
Uh, i'm not sure if you know this, but Bashkirs and Buryats are Russian too and they hate Asian men like Chinese, Korean and Japs.
John Gutierrez
>acquire currency
>fuck bitches
Gavin Ramirez
Pic looks like a few blocks down the street
Austin Cruz
Get drafted and sent to Siberia because I left the country before serving.
Hudson Lewis
Get comfy
Ayden Davis
this is the only acceptable answer
Caleb Roberts
>Get a job teaching English
>Fuck Russian bitches
Ian Nguyen
Check myself and if i have money do a lil bit of "tourism". Stay a few days or even a month and then return to homeland.
Adrian Morris
>check anus
is it a boolean operation essentially?
let's say it returns false. so the check fails. what are you going to do?
Aiden Edwards
>get up
>do slav shit
>eat a hotdog
>more slav shit
Sebastian Green
>punch friend in face
>fight in major war
>do other slav shit
>hug babushka
>do a HURRRAH charge
Adam Ramirez
If the check fails, you seek medical attention.
David Price
Depression and suicide
Grayson Jones
>fixing your anus in russia. uggh.
which is why i think this operation should be void. can run this check but should take no action.
Jaxson Brooks
>drink vodka
>buy an ak47
>fuck some whores.
>kill myself.
Nathan Thompson
At least there's no niggers and spics.
Carson Powell
Abandon all suffering, look on life like a funny trip.
Samuel Rivera
Immediately form a terrible alcohol problem.
Wyatt Young
>spics
There are spic looking guys and bitches. I classify Turkic Russians to be more violent than Cholos and just as violent as blacks.
Andrew Hernandez
I will do another Revolution
Austin Gonzalez
Go straight to Gulag.
Grayson Johnson
Asians are not russians
Charles Wood
Fuck man I really wish I was Russian. To finally be away from the libtard media and in a land where people fight for good values would be heaven...
If only there weren't dirty fucking hohols and psheks that our ape leader wants to be allied with, we could be on the good side of history.
Jacob Adams
>check surroundings
>cross the street
>get ran over by a LADA
Grayson Jackson
>find qt russian gf
>chill
Brody Powell
...
Jackson Moore
She literally has Kazakhstan flag in her hand.
Elijah Powell
same shit my mans
Nathan Collins
How long do you think before she appears in a porn video getting raped and fucked by 10 Kazakhs at once?