Waifu thread

Waifu thread

>Claim a waifu
>Rules and shit

Laser eyes edition

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youtu.be/ejSRqO74Lik
youtube.com/watch?v=wGlBwW7f5HA
blazeti.me/wewlad/
youtu.be/BXhgtO1IBwA
piv.pivpiv.dk/
z0r.de/181
i.4cdn.org/f/i really enjoyed the pissing scene.swf
newhealthadvisor.com/How-to-Slit-Your-Wrists.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

H.A.N.A.K.O unit here. Back from eating outside.

>So full...

You should consider suicide!

Iowa claim.

Sorry I make ya feel that way buddy.

I consider it often.

still here

20 but birthday coming up. Still young

How do I make them eat me though? They leave at the sight of me.

>3dubs, still no dubs for me.
Where are my dubs!?

Dubless claim

I want a Hentai girl for me to make me happy
I want her so I can stop using my hand
Every single day, while watching anime
I'd pull her from my screen just like in my dreams
I want feel her touch, mainly on my crotch
I want my own hentai girl
Masturbate to cartoons

You know, that's rather endemic around here. I think i'll pass, because i'm a rebel and like to be different.

Akiko claimed

I'm really in doubt here
Should I just delete my facebook? I never use it for anything. I really only have it so people would stop saying "hurr durr you don't have a fb? come on man its 2014". I feel like it should've died a long time ago. I really only check for messages once every week and follow iflscience

Also there's this guy who just got dumped and he's wallowing in self-pity, which I despise but it's pretty funny because his english is so broken. Posting shit like "Apples.. someone said i have a neck " and "I wish all this crap ends, all this hell and all this hurt.. I don't know what I did for this but hell. Isn't here any medicine for make you discard bad memories? Hell."
>thanks google translate

Anyone else here who deleted theirs?

Claiming sexy Korra as my waifu

looks like a man in that pic

I only keep my FB for stupid memes and some offers from games. Nothing more than that really.

Madoka is mine

...

Lol cartoons can have bad angles I guess cause she's one of the sexiest female anythings ever

One of my buddies deleted his 3 times now. He always winds up getting bitched in to making another. He's given up now.
Quite comical, in my opinion.

I don't know. Since they don't seem to want to murder you on sight, try making one your pet. Maybe put a saddle on it and try to ride it.

Shit dude, I'm like 29 close to 30 now.

Claimed.
I do! Got quads, trips, and dubs!
Have any favorite subject?
Not today or ever, Syndra.
Same for me. I say go ahead. I can't mine because I got some people that are cool. But I rarely use F.B. In fact I haven't in months.

Tried and failed.

Good to know, I geso

I still have mine. The only reason I haven't deleted mine is because I'm such a lazy person I don't get around to doing it because it takes to much effort.

Next one that I see that doesn't run away will be mine.

Fuck! My bad! I know I shouldn't believe everything I hear but I can't help it!

>checked
>game requests
Why?

That's not Korra

I'm not vulnerable to group pressure but sometimes you'll even need it for work
As you said, I'll probably get bitched into making another one

I actually get messages quite often but it' always meaningless shit

Off to uni now, back in 10

Like the free shit in League or smite is what I'm referring to. I don't do facebook games lol.

I have some options right now.

Should I listen to Nostalgia for Infinity or watch anime?

Good morning.

Historys ok but I dont know

If odds you watch anime if evens you listen to that.

Jobs do take a look at your profile (so I'm told) I guess its ok to keep since you're not post pics of you drinking and sexing and such.

Even you know this
>inb4 still no dubs

Good evening.

Fuck me, numbers must hate me today
>ika

There ya go kiddo. Have fun with double numbers.

That settles it then.

See you in a bit.

>Fubuki claimed

Ayy. How is your day going?

Enjoy.

Fubuki-chan!

Good evening, lovely lady.

Whatever I guess.
Morgen!
History is fun to learn. I prefer learning about WWII. An archeologists maybe?
Boom, there you go!

>hilarious impact font meem

>mfw people confuse image macros with memes
>mfw it's actually pronounced may-may
>mfw I have no face

Bom dia!

I want to work alone but that seems impossible

Today has been... Quite entertaining. yeah...

Here's to more/less dubs!

>meem
>meme
theres a difference silly

youtu.be/ejSRqO74Lik

>not using superior video
youtube.com/watch?v=wGlBwW7f5HA

WEW
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LAD
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blazeti.me/wewlad/

i thought it was me me... whatever. Its a made up word fae git

Vach'mi cha'unjin?
Same too. Not much jobs that you can work alone in history....
More!!!

What that website is doing to my scrollbar is fucking triggering me so hard. Lol

be a janitor for a museum
history+solitude
win

its malware

I'm sure.

Not sure of many jobs in general give that

youtu.be/BXhgtO1IBwA
It's funny! I hope you'll think the same.

piv.pivpiv.dk/

I'm so tired =_=

>google translate can't help me
Suponho que seja um tudo bem, nesse caso sim está um belo dia! E contigo?

I originally went for more but then remembered that today isn't dub day so I added less right after.

Hello!

go to bed then

then go to bed

Oh, you poor thing.

>Want a hug?

vpn, tor, linux

Oh look its Tyler in that vid.

Is that portugays?

Popping up just to tell someone to go to bed? The fuck Barry. I figured you had left lol

Oh, look. Violence masked as comedy.

I feel like I just went 10 years back in time.

I told you its ancient elvish.

After further further inspection it seems that you are correct. Again. How could I forget?

This!!!!
I'm sure there is. Like being a electrician, law enforcement, or owning a store..... Not much, now that I have thought of it.
Vach! Tzethe'bu'ne? Tzet api'.
Eithet way you'll get them!

What kind of inspection did you do?

You're just fucking with me now aren't you?

Uncle died as an electrician, dont think I want to be a police officer im not imposing, and i dont know if i can even run a store

Yes! I knew someone would recognize him!

z0r.de/181

Puo unire con te?

The same one I did last time. None

I'm tempted to ask where you're even pulling these out of, Tats.

I think for my own sanity, i won't though.

I'm always watching~ Although now I'm going to bed myself because jesus christ it's 3:20 and I stayed up far too late.

Lol. Alright. Have a good night.
>Shizu

Goodnight, user

>I bid you good dreams and dank memes

i.4cdn.org/f/i really enjoyed the pissing scene.swf

Ama! Akateko chash'vo'chean. Tzet ack' idoma......
Oh, I'm sorry to have heard that. Running a store is easy, not needing lots of knowledge about business.
Tzetal?

...

Hahahaha what the fuck. Straight explosion.
10/10 would whatever that was again.

Please respect the wishes of it's creator and stop editing the /waifu/ beach image. Versions made by anyone besides Eu will be disregarded as both unofficial and rubbish.

claiming sonoshee

Dont be I hardly knew him. I dont know

I have no idea I thought it was ancient elvish.

Jibril claim

And i'll refute none of that. I made an edit because someone asked.
I have no interest in working on it more.

The V.I.G.I.L unit.

Say, how have you been?

Good evening, angel.

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>for some people in here

newhealthadvisor.com/How-to-Slit-Your-Wrists.html

>checked and kek'd
Whenever when Tats posts stuff like this I hope I'll still be like this when I'm 30


Okay I've arrived at uni
Anyone here know how to script c#?

That looked like she hit him with a water balloon rather than pissed on him. Tickled my funny bone for some reason.

Hey squiddo.

I'm at work :(

Smuggle with me

I blame SA.

Oh okay than.
It's really tough than...... Ummm I wish I could help you out more but I'm out of ideas now. (For the time being.)
No.....Why would you think that?
Nope.. Sorry.

Gladly.

>Tender cuddles

>then at least consider the pain and suffering your family and love ones will have to endure as a result of your selfishness.
Only reason I haven't.

Hey there! How's work? Any good customers?

I have already made 2 examinations. Don't make me do a 3rd one.

my bad
its alright

Appreciated. Thank you. I'll send that chibi over to Eu so that it gets included in the next version.

Oh, hello there.
Things have been rather bleak, but I'm alright. I'm alive. Thank you for asking.
How're you, Hanako?

At least you understand me in my tiredness ;0;
>Snuggling

I work in a group home in the mornings

Its okay bb

I haven't seen Eu in a while. How is he?

It's okay don't try. Jaja
Are you feeling sleepy?