6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo) 6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas) 6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson) 6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii) 6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi) 7/1: ONE FC (TBA) 7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez) 7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha) 7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2) 7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions 7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa) 7/16: Bellator 158 (Daley vs Lima) 7/22: Legacy FC 58 (Drysdale vs Spann) 7/22: Bellator 159 (Caldwell vs Taimanglo) 7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko) 7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins) 7/29: Invicta FC 18 (TBA) 7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)
I Saw Rich Piana at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken back, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and doing waist vacuums in front of me. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sire, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be doing a vlog and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence right babe," and then turned around and did a waist vacuum at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say price, he kept interrupting her by saying "GOD DAMMIT" really loudly.
Elijah Bailey
>Brock Lesnar will represent Canada at UFC 200 Never dropped a fighter so fast, fuck him
Justin Hall
Did you even read the article?
Austin Murphy
fuckin nerds
Lincoln Ross
Be very careful, /heem/.
Nathan Murphy
Yeah, what are you getting at?
Jason Powell
looks like base Milo
Hunter Rogers
...
Dylan Collins
Imagine how many American retards (WWE fans) he has dealt with
Adrian Flores
Lads the card this weekend is a little dry desu
What fights do you give a shit about?
I think, for the first time in ages, I might actually not watch the whole thing and just cherrypick fights
>Wonderboy vs Rory, obviously >Cerrone vs Cote >Theodorou vs le reddit man >might watch Mommy vs Uglyjo
Ryder Rodriguez
...
Christian Thompson
Here's the card btw
Jace Peterson
randa valerie
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
Kevin Anderson
>100% BLACK! has 3 fights
gonna be a long night
Carter Phillips
Is that Cirkunov?
Jaxon Brown
this is a good card wtf lad
Jacob Rivera
> some """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" unironically think Joanna is hot
Jaxson Moore
Don't pay attention to the 189'er
Gavin Martin
Fuck Off, Rusev
Blake Allen
Then you found a bad coach. My MMA gym is chill as fuck. Listen to Bob Marley and RATM as we roll.
Matthew Russell
...
Isaiah Thomas
looks like a female thomas almayyda
Cooper Perez
Will Robert Lawyer take the fight with Tyrone Woodling to the fifth round and then dismantle him?
Jordan Wood
...
Nathan Ramirez
...
Christopher Carter
...
Zachary Evans
...
Camden Thompson
nice misspellings haha
Josiah Gomez
...
Jose Cox
>tfw you realize you're uglier than claudia
Lincoln Flores
>putting /heem/ in name instead of subject
Owen Perez
Epstein told ESPN.com "Moreover, we continue to believe the federal government would have no productive role in regulating MMA promotions or competitions. Already, states regulate each bout and MMA athletes are well compensated and treated fairly
Zachary Bennett
I'll kill you
Juan Martin
are a lot of kids in the USA like sage northcutt?
i mean the way they talk
Parker Howard
no
Austin Murphy
yes
Adrian Martin
>it got physical
Dylan Barnes
fuck him
Ryan Sullivan
when is Rousey fighting again?
Justin Lopez
msg in november against miesha, the trilogy ruanda roastie gonna get rekt
Juan Gomez
thank you kind sir
Leo Green
>“WWE is also hopeful that they will be allowed to use Ronda Rousey at ‘WrestleMania 33′ in Orlando, Florida,” the article states. >Orlando Florida
Robert Foster
Real answer
Angel Morgan
who
Cameron Nelson
...
Ayden Davis
She isn't coming back, she is done.
If she comes back, she'll lose and then be gone again. It's over m8s.
Jaxon Turner
>there are people on /heem/ who think Rory will beat wonderboy
How many more times will it take for you to learn NOT to doubt karate?
Andrew Young
Honda and Condor are proof that hypetrains get derailed more severly than normal trains. You give a person fame and fortune and they start believing they're truly omnipotent, yet only a few of them can cope with a fall from grace. Ronda and Conor definitely fit that criterion, acting like sore losers after their defeat, no they're not building up a flashy comeback, they're not marketing themselves, they just break mentaly.
Nolan Howard
>Implying Rory won't take him to the ground
Luis Martin
>losing to Matt Brown
Jordan Moore
Ha... Karate... That's funny.
Angel Gonzalez
obesity > ronda
Kevin Garcia
>milky ways >not ben and jerry pints
Nathaniel Murphy
Who is your favorite women's mma fighter?
Aaron Morris
Bethe Correia's ass.
Andrew Allen
Cyborg. Only wmma fighter that isn't pillowfisted.
Holly may be 2nd if she learns meme jitsu, that Tate fight was pathetic.
Charles Murphy
rate my tattoo lads, im a dedicated fan of Conor "The Baddest Man on the Planet" McGregor
IRISH PRIDE WORLDWIDE
Evan Turner
...
David Price
Tattoos are the dumbest things humans invented.
Adam Evans
faggot ass nigga
Luke Bennett
"Luke, listen buddeh. You talked mad shit so I had to permaheem your father but if you don't settle down now I'll have to permaheem you too ok buddeh? Also, god doesn't real, he's not in heaven now or anything like that mate."
Jose Phillips
literal fag m8
Luis Bailey
Every single Conor fan is a cuck.
Owen Wood
...
Caleb Anderson
You forgot to show your fan art.
Jason Wood
Face is busted but the ass is undeniable.
Easton Jackson
>face so fugly it actually cancels out her booty.
It's a rare thing for me but it happens.
Grayson Gutierrez
Norway...
Ryan Ortiz
I may have had a chuckle or two.
Caleb Johnson
"Listen buddeh, you've a 90 day suspension so you should go and thinka bout what you want back the most, your father or your belt."
Dada 5000 is the 5000 dada in his lineage. His son would be named dada 5001.
Samuel Gonzalez
...
Noah Brooks
Is this the autistic one?
Robert Garcia
is that the retarded bitch who sucked rondas anus on TUF
Leo Brooks
From what little I know of Florida, I could easily be led to believe there was black 5000 guys in the same family named Dada#
Wyatt Nguyen
>Conner >Coner
Why do I see this so much? Is there actually a variation of the name where it is spelled like this?
Thomas Campbell
he wasn't talking about schaub m8
Thomas Lewis
Anyone else notice her facial structure did a Rocky Dennis after Strikeforce?
Brody Collins
...
Anthony Sanchez
I've noticed she's more nervous and has had her nose broken several times after she started dating Travis Browne.
Eli Roberts
ronda got her salad tossed on tuf?
Kayden Robinson
She definitely became a rounder rousey
Brayden Harris
...
Brody Peterson
roids
Thomas Cook
OK last one. There is obviously a change in her facial structure. She's also a LOT bigger since Strikeforce. Maybe this is old news to you guys but I'm just now noticing it.
