Sir, we have suspicion that you are a Dubs zombie

Sir, we have suspicion that you are a Dubs zombie.

Please show me your numbers

Fuck off pig. Get a warrant.

faggot

Edgy faggot.

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No dubs here sir

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no

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again? alright... here

naaaah

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OH SHIT SHOOT IT

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shitstain

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lemme try

im a jew

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living breathing incarnate of schizophrenic untelligence if you only understood and were me seeing hearing feeling knowing its actions into my world what they represent what they mean shakehead

Niggers tongue my anus

indeed schizophrenic, silence, shut the fuck up ur life line must end u cant sit on ur hands u simply cant schizo cant even deal with being spoken to directly just goes into a psychotic compartmentalisation of schizophrenic to avoid distance and dodge from ever confronting truth reality

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pls go away mr polzei man

Yo, my dick hard, meet me somewhere.

I am a pedophile

how did you know

Nah, i'm clean, officer.

you got me (~.^)

Its cool occifer I hab a permit

SHOOT EM DOWN

No problem occiffer

cancer

I.. I.. I didn't do shit! Eh sorry, I swear officer!

Let me just grab this from the car and I'll get out.
*Starts running*

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no dubs here, sir. just trying to spread the mormon word!

Gotta check em all

POLICE BRUTALITY!

I dindu nuffin

nope, sir, no dubs here

GET FUCKING DOWN!

kek trips uncle tom

Am I being detained?

If dubs then:

>cop pulls me out of car and beats me

If trips

>he tazes me

Officer if you let me thru I'll show you my tits

Purple Master Race!

fuck you, oink oink fagget

Noooo braiiinnn Tooootally eaattttttt

Here you go sir

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A what? You look really happy about it. Must be a good thing to be.

How much dick do you suck, officer?

Found one. Kill it fast before it spreads the infection

Hehe

No need to worry ossifer I don't do dubs anymore

>dubs zombie
>police are zombies themselves

Of course officer, hete you go.

Fuck tha police

Check my dubs officer

Officer I am Buzz Lightyear, star command protocol doesn't allow me to carry dubs

No officer I'm just black

Dubs? Ha! Trips get.