What would be your first move if you crash landed on an unknown alien planet?

what would be your first move if you crash landed on an unknown alien planet?

Say "Ayy Lmao"

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Assuming my ship/escape pod still had working scanners, I'd check the atmosphere to see if it was breathable for humans.

prepare my anus

okay assuming its breathable and you know there is life. what next?

be a space nigger and find the nearest moon

Find one of them and probe its butthole. In this case I'M the alien, niggaz.

Lololol! This, and aside from survival build towards the industrial age. Then mine that fucker and build a 3 story statue of myself and live in it.

Investigate the planets trap scene

introduce the local population to our lord and savior, Hitler.

OMFG. Anons like u make life worth living.

breed with the local wildlife.
i am my genes.
if my genes are part of the ecosystem, then i need not fear death

be friendly, knowledgeable

Teach the population about memes

Survive! .search water,food and refuge.

Illuminati did 9/11

die from alien microbes of be poisoned by ingesting life forms not of my planets evolutionary genome

Fuck a hole in the dirt so I could say I fucked everyone.

1776 mo'fucka REPRESENT

Verify life support and comms. Then camo the vehicle if I could. Then a light perimeter search and prepare to camp up for whatever weather this bitch had to offer.

Going to search for Dat Boi

Find some new drugs

>landing on a new atmospherically habital planet as a human being born and bred of earth and not bringing cannabis with you
can't even put the dun goofeds into words, nigguh