ITT: Cunts that stole land from you

ITT: Cunts that stole land from you

None desu.

Germany, Belgium, Luxemburg, the Netherlands, Switzerland, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Canada, the USA, Algeria, Tunisia, Morroco, Libya, Egypt, Mali, Mauritania, Chad, Senegal, Guinea, Ivory Coast, Burkina Faso, Togo, Benin, Niger, Cameroon, the CAR, Congo, Gabon, Madagascar, Comoros, Djibouti, Syria, Lebanon, Turkey, Slovenia, Croatia, India, Haïti, Dominican Republic, Mexico, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, China, New Zealand, Denmark, Austria, Russia, Sweden, and of course, Britain.

>implying Elsass-Lothringen isn't Deutsch

Sweden and Russia

Forgot Brazil, Uruguay and Argentina.

Alsace-Lorraine isnt German.

We would have quebec were it not for smallpox. we was quebecois and shit

Thats exactly what I am implying, and they are still in possession of a few stolen goods

Pretty much all of our neighbours.
Especially Peru.

(Better quality)

frogs
vikings
romans
argentina soon probably

Also forgot Greece and Montenegro

Falklands? Why? I thought you had a strong foothold there

Owning land is so 19th century

well ehh sorry buddy... alsow wat did i take

you know what you took

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what land
gib normandy

And Poland, Latvia, Nigeria, Yemen, Sri Lanka, Bangladesh and Mauritius.

pls i dont know i want to give it back.

Why?
I don´t think you are in such a bad state as to be seriously challenged by Argentina.

Russia, Denmark, Germany, Netherlands and probably a bunch of others as well

Yeah man, it's all about owning a mountain range that used to be inhabited by turboniggers.

The Chanel Islands, Quebec, Acadia, New Foundland, a good chunk of India, New Zealand and of course, you.

hans island and greenland. give it back right now.

(Also Falklands)

same

How did Savoy steal your land, Canada?

Diplomatically, it wouldn't surprise me if they get their way.

Muh evil white man narrative is getting pushed pretty hard this decade.

argetina

nigga' you got your shit back from us.
will you ever stop complaining'
about that ONE time in 1520 ?

Are you talking about that tiny island west of Greenland that your two countries keep quibbling over?

they stole it right under our nose. tried to snatch a little island off nunavut right by greenland called Hans island.

Honestly I don't care. Considering all the land we took from you guys, we're hardly in any position to complain.

As far as i know, the Falklands are inhabited by british people with a british identity, who want to sty british. I don´t see how the "evil white man" thing would change that.
And Argentina is not a poor african country. They will not be seen as a victim.
Don´t be so paranoic.

really fucking hans island thing again?
half of it is mine and the other one is yours ok.
and greenland was never yours....... but you can still have it we sink way to meany money in to that shit hole

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really? you dont care. then... can we do that thing we did in 1520 again in 2020?... i miss those times

Give back Hans Island or I'll destroy Denmark.

fucking wrong gif

Could you also give our buds independance ?

How sweden and norway let you guys rule them for 150+ years is beyond me.

fuck you canada eat shit. you cant destroy fuck all

>Kalmar Union

we need a new vertion of that but with less
do as i fucking say from me.
and i gotta say i get why they got fed up we went a little overboard there in 1520

Denmark has at no point ruled Sweden, infact Denmarks history consists of getting its shit pushed in by Sweden

Quebec wants to stay with us. beat it loser.

What I mean is there's no hard feelings. It all ended alright.

perhaps you did not deserve it

do you even history

Are danish women cute?

do you?

Albion. India. Nig nog nations.

Peru
Bolivia

I think everyone stole a bit of bolivia
And Argentina took some of us

not the ones on greenland... go ahead google them there our vertion of aboriginals

I didn't ask about greenland. That's canadian land.

yes.yes i do
alsow can we not fight infront of the chrildren!

You sold us Louisiana

no it aint. aint danish either for that matter.sooo theres that...

did no one tell you that?

but heyy a quik invation of useless clay/ice cold change that

The entire country: Vatican City, San Marino, Malta, Monaco
Part of the country: France, Switzerland, Austria, Slovenia, Croatia

Yes, everyone close to us has a piece of clay

i'm pretty shure we sold you a few islands to

Yeah St. Thomas and some other smaller ones in 1917

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>feels bad not having dem islands man.jpg
>feels good not bieng a bankrubt nation tho.jpg

25 million in gold isn't a bad deal for 3 islands you don't want anymore

Remember that felling the next time u decide to roman empire your way into other ppl land would ya.

ohh but we did/do want them.wee were fucking broke as hell kus of WWI
the regret is real even to this day.
you can still hear the eccos across the sea.
((((( hvad helvede havde vi gang i)))))

Denmark was technologically, culturally and militarily superior (even during the partial break down of the union) not to mention that their population was larger than both Sweden's and Norway's put together for quite a while. In many ways Sweden got extremely lucky both during the war of independence and in 1658 and only after that did we truly become stronger than Denmark. So it's really no wonder that they could rule over us.

FUCKING KEK!

>So it's really no wonder that they could rule over us.

hearing this from a Swede is fucking with my head big time.
alsow we realy had shit luck wen it comes to kings

It would've helped if you didn't fight the Hansaa multiple times.

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Well I'm scanian so it's weird for me too

>alsow we realy had shit luck wen it comes to kings
We all did though, just look at the steaming pile of shit that is Gustav IV. He lost all of finland just because he hated the russians so much he refused to sign any (of the many) peace offerings. The Russians had to start burning down cities and actually invade Sweden proper for him to concede defeat, after he was ousted by the nobility and replaced by the frog family we got today.

>Hansaa
the wat now?

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The hanseatic league

ohhhh those guys... nope still totaly fucking worth it

sorry bout teddy going postal back there

Sweden was impossible to control so it was inevitable. During the 150 years of the Kalmar union Sweden had endless uprisings incited by assmad germans, including Engelbrekt who ruled Sweden for decades.

I don't like this thread.

Why are his eyes looking weird? Was he retarded?

Fucking skrælingjar

European Netherlands: France, Germany, Belgium, Luxembourg
Not-European Netherlands: Indonesia, Suriname, UK*, Denmark*/US, Ghana, Mauritius, South-Africa, Brazil.

One eye on sneaky Swedes
One eye on protestant dirtrascals

Russia. Give it back you dont even need it anymore, not nice to bully smaller neighbors

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Fucking Belize!

ITT: Canadians unironically believe that Greenland is theirs just because they're neighbors.

Hell, I bet the Inuits in Canada would prefer to be ruled by Denmark over a fucking leaf.

Probably won't be long before Trudeau tells them to adopt Islam because they're not multicultural enough.

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