You have 5 seconds to explain to me why you are not serving this country

You have 5 seconds to explain to me why you are not serving this country.

>11bravo infantry grunter

I could eleminate all your with my tactical precision infantry expertise.

because people like you are in the Military.

Fat sack of shit, u been in what ...less than 6 months and you somehow made it thru osut. Idiots like you give the rest of us a bad name you fucking cunt. Enjoy failing weight and tape next time you do your apft. And 19d here you faggot. Fuck you

Because DD214. Also, fellow BangBang!

>pic unrelated

Are you upset that they're letting females into combat roles? No more brojobs and etherbunnies?

I'll serve this country when it starts serving me.

> infantry
> eleminate

Clearly you picked the right mos you stupid asshole.

fucking cav scouts...

>You have 5 seconds to explain to me why you are not serving this country.
but i pay taxes.

you should be more specific.

If flabby, block head, Sup Forums users are the ones defending our country we're fucked

>Tactical precision infantry expertise

Motherfucker, you're a grunt. Your job is to sit on your ass in an area as proof that the US owns it, and shoot anyone who points a potato gun or bigger at you.

You're like a beefed up security guard who's more likely to get blown up by an IED than anything else.

11b - Bullet catcher.

Found the entitled millennial...

>#Trump2016

Not op but I can't fucking wait to smell dat stanky pussy when bitches come to the scouts .....fuck yas.

>Female cav scouts
>mfw

im too fat

I fucking love it when I hear that ... Seriously I'm at half mast brah

Then work, bitch!! We had a kid in OSUT drop over 60lbs just to get down to weight enough to join, and drop another 30 in OSUT, with proper diet and exercise....

I really wanted to growing up the at 16 I got type 1 diabetes (the genetic kind) so now they won't accept me for even a fucking desk job. Shit blows

There's better ways to serve your country

I am

Get your hands out your fucking pockets you fartsucker

It's not entitlement. It's negotiation. I will quite literally serve the country and enlist if it meets my terms.

Like not getting shot to death like a nigger.

You mean 'that' country right?

If you actually wanted to serve 'your' country, you'd be a doctors, nurse, police officer, or firefighter.

It's gonna be a good time. Pregnant hormonal bitches in Brads shooting 25mms and tows. Seriously its gonna gonna be a giant orgy when we go to the field and we finally have female scouts. God I can smell the carbon and pussy juice now....hnnggh

This. Thanks OP for serving our country a shit-stinking plate of war economy, appreciate it, I'll be fucking your wife next time you're deployed. Enjoy raising my son.

You're not serving this country, you know that?

dam nigga, spittin' truth

Dude, I weighed 265lbs and dropped it to hit my 24% bodyfat prereq so I could join.

Diet change and regular exercise is fucking magic tier man.

I get conscripted after uni.

I bet you needed a waiver for that fat, didn't you.. lol

lmao

Shut the fuck up you autistic liberal cuck. Kys you fucking leech.

...

Dying for America is like cutting yourself for Beiber. A waste of effort on a shit cause.

My wife's probably got a bigger dick than you fedora wearin faggot ass.

>Found the guy who's always making trap threads..

Because I don't need the validation of others. I don't want to walk around in my uniform to go to the store so people respect me. Maybe if your father loved you, you wouldn't need to try and get the approval of strangers. Your dick is still small faggot.

35G here. Yes, i know, POG, Whatever.

I left the Army because of this country. Are you willing to defend trannies? Will you give your life for gay rights? Will you act as the global enforcer of feminism and the united states peculiar blend of capitalist imperialism and Socialist welfare? Do you desire to serve a country that will put the rights and futures of non-citizens before the rights of your own children?

Serve your time honorably, do what you need to do, gain your skills and get out when your contract is up. Get ready to be a part of the backlash.

This hurts so much because it's true.

Roasted.

Ayyyyyyyyyy. U found me girl

>Grunter

That means you take loads in the ass while squealing like a pig.

Because I'm a Democrat and a liberal one at that. Little known fact: 97% of the U.S. military is registered Republican. My guess is that those that register as Democrat are only Democrat because that's what their parents were and none are actually liberals.

Liberals do not protect this country nor do we sully ourselves in menial labor. That's for you peasants. But we will endeavor to seek the peasant vote from certain groups.

Fag

hat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

You don't serve the USA, you serve the rich elite, banksters, scammers, and fraudsters.

I fought for my own country (Britfag reporting!), 5 tours between Iraq and Afghan, how many have you done sonny?
You wouldn't cut it in the RM, you're too fat. Deffo need a beasting or two.

To be fair, it wasn't very hard..

Thanks, Alex Jones

a witty rebuttal.

The country is not okay with me smoking weed every now and then, but servicemen are allowed to smoke nicotine until their blood thins if they so choose

I am, by actually producing goods and services.


No member of the military outside of those who service our nuclear arsenal has done a single thing to protect America since ww2.

All other personnel aside from our nuclear deterrent are completely superfluous.

You are a welfare queen.

You left the army cuz your a weak faggot emotionally and physically. Don't blame it on some bullshit sense of twisted bias that you know nothing about. Goddamn mouth breathers these days....shieeeeeeet

Finally. An actual soldier in the conversation, not like OP, a low IQ grunter (by his own admission), poorly trained, reliant on expensive equipment and backup.

I did.

Those are Air Force multicams....

because someone has to stay back and teach kids history so we can keep this perpetual cylce of war going

You're allowed to do that too though..

>half mast

fucking kek

You must be 12. Enjoy dying for the kikes.

because I paid attention in school

>washes out
>b b but the day of the rope will come and I'll be a man then

That will never happen, we would put you down like a dog, fucking try it and see.

Nuclear arsenal?? We gave that up years ago. I promise, pinky promise !

I'm not a mindless sheep that wants to fucking die for a trash country

Because without being born into a political family or hopping on corporate dick for PAC money running for even state legislature is stacked against me. Maybe instead of killing poor people who, due to lack of education, easily buy into religious extremism and blow each other up, you could...I don't know, fight for campaign finance reform, try to overturn citizens united, petition your representatives and vote out those who view banks as their constituency over the people they are sworn to represent? Fuck off with your gung-ho faggotry. Judging by the gut you're a pog anyway, 11bravo my left nut.

What about nuclear engineers. Do we get a pass too, oh master of the subjective.

But u can't get in good shape as u do it

>You wouldn't cut it in the RM
Yet the RM always needs the support of the US military, and lost so many bar brawls to US service men around the world that they had to start training the soldiers in how to fight in a bar, and to keep the soldiers away from where American service men go to drink

OP is a total faggot
literally

Idgaf who writes my pay checks. Still make more than you , special during wartime with those fat fuckin bonuses your idiot ass unwillingly contributed for....so what should I buy next with your "taxes". Fuck off nigger

OMG LOL. Watch out, your friendly neighborhood national servant is making death threats and boasting 300+ murders for his oil tycoon masters. This butler will not hesitate to pull the trigger even if it means accidentally rolling over his bag of potato chip while readjusting his sniper.

Rekt

Goddamn Sup Forumsro we get it, your mad.

I don't want to risk my life for oil

No, user was right, it's entitlement. The government already serves you by providing everything you need from the roads you walk in to the welfare check your mother receives.

Party hardy, party hardy all night long

/thread

Stating fact isn't anger, commenting on facts stated as you did, is anger

You just ruined this entire thread..

That's serving your community, not your country, retard.

Kindey disease & immune suppression means I can't meet the requirements of a health test to join, was interested in the navy & air force at one point though but yah.

You seem kinda out of shape for a soldier

Thats gay sorry to break it to you but
youre a fag.

Blame your father for not bringing you up properly and teaching you basic fundamentals of manhood. Now he has a flaming faggot in denial for a son.

Jesus fuck newfag. Lurk MOAR you idiot .

I'm assuming you're a citizen of the United states of American In which case my answer to your question is that I am not your country man.

I'll serve you in COD op

Make your own success you dipshit

take responsibility for your fucking life

>replying to copypasta

Because I'm fat, have health issues, and I'm not fit to serve. So I do charity work and civil issues instead. I serve too, in my own way.

This

Infantry = Cannon fodder

I've never seen someone get baited this hard from copypasta. This guy cant even be from reddit. Go back to iFunny

If the government expects my life in return then it has to do a lot more for its people than fill some potholes. If I die I get a flag on my casket. Sorry, not a fair trade.

Rekt

leave it to the 11bs to make us look like retards.

i mean i just want to address the fact that there's this huge fuckton of the US military that patrols oceans keeping ports and skies open for the trade that brings us all our chinese toys, japanese animes, swedish dragon dildos, middle eastern oil, british tiddlywinkliewoos and South American produce

there is a lot of military that just sits around not really doing all that much because the U.S. military presence is pretty thorough.

and the alternative to being part of the U.S. supply chain is something i know these faggot liberals can't handle

damn son! how far have military standards fallen since I've left?

LOL

I'm over 30, can't enlist.