Waifu Claiming Thread

Waifu Claiming Thread

>claim your waifu
>discuss things
>lewds and rp to a minimum
>get mad at OP

Other urls found in this thread:

patthebunny.bandcamp.com/album/the-volatile-utopian-real-estate-market
chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ugoira2gif/ionmgpeclkmpjkmfejilaihdegkjehfj?hl=en
youtu.be/rc_WvczuVu4
youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo&ab_channel=TVFilthyFrank
youtu.be/SDIWLRvc7gQ
youtube.com/watch?v=hVYXFPjyjIk
youtube.com/watch?v=xQOXxmznGPg
a.pomf.cat/eoienx.gif
youtube.com/watch?v=WtU2ZLbkr1U
youtu.be/C6IaUMAg3Dc
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

You should try bleach!
Its the best drink there is!

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Akiko claimed

Good evening /waifu/

Don't mind that too much Curie
most of the time there's already conversation ongoing so people will focus on that. You just gotta butt in somewhere or hope for a (You)

kagami claimed!!!

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I didn't come here for feels

I got to go for a bit, so here is some music
patthebunny.bandcamp.com/album/the-volatile-utopian-real-estate-market

I'd rather drink ethyl alcohol.

Man, I sure am mad at OP.

Best type moon clamed.

Finally found a way to download pixiv animations as gifs.

>Had school it was pretty chill
>some hours later went to a bigger city with two friends and smoked some joints "^^
>after that we walked through the city back to train station, letting miiro play all the way on a speaker with Miki Hoshi on the volume control
>most weeb thing I ever done

How are you doing? :)

>fubuki claimed

I'm here just in time to be late. Such is life.

shiro
Good progression of story, good character development, really great fight scenes. Mediocre first five episodes, but really gets good at epiosde six
that's how i get my (you)'s, just butt into convo's when the time seems right.
How goes the day Kagami?

blegh!!! isopropyl is worse though, i've drank some before on accident

bleach is overrated, i prefer water
filenames would be the easiest way to tell
OP is a fag

new thread?

It really is but its the sense of adventure that I am after!

it goes!!! got done with another brief today....this time it was finance!! how about your day???

I might actually do the /waifu/ album thing.

Maybe.

Don't count on it.

I'm doing good!
What about you?

Next time for sure!

>Kyouko claimed.

Yo.

Oops forgot pic, Rikka claimed!

Hamakaze

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oh, tired to all butt. chilling in here watching owari no seraph on the side.

ugh sorry again
give me kill
How were your gains?
atta boy
akiko
uh yeah we refresh it as soon as the old one hits 150 images
it won't stay down
galko

Jet fuel can't melt my steel dubs

Hello Kagami

Tell us your secrets

> just butt into convo's when the time seems right.
Good job Padawan, here's your (You)

Are you new to these threads?

I'm looking forward to it
What kind of songs would it contain

6 minutes and 38 seconds later than you said you would arrive!

Ergh... how much did you drink of it and how did that happen?

What do you have in mind?

heya galko, how are you doing today??

Can't complain. So what are you doing?

Tried it. Almost died!

Good evening peach demon

I need to learn on how to make gifs lol

Hello purple haired friend

First time smoking with a blunt. Friends didn't know how to roll it and fucked it up. We weren't high so we got a pipe and that fucked me up lol

It never ends

yes, yes i am

Let me have another go.

Did somebody say, [Neopolitan, Blessed Queen of the Dairy]?


Two scoops of free ice cream if you bring your waifu. We have (lemon), vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, liqourice, bleach, mojito, Syndra Cream, cheeki breeki, malted french people, mint, little white chocolate dolphins, caramel (in exchange for you soul) and "I don't care" (Only availble in exchange for secret Nazi tech secrets).
If I missed your ice cream just ask and we'll brew some up right away. We'll also spike other people's ice cream in exchange for a human sacrifice.

>Tell us your secrets
chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/ugoira2gif/ionmgpeclkmpjkmfejilaihdegkjehfj?hl=en

I still need to fiddle with some settings to them within Sup Forums limits.

Fake

Hi Galko
>qt

You did what you had to. I was late, it's my fault.
The gym went well, my legs are killing me though.

Sup Neo?
I'll have a lemon ice cream, as usual.

nice!!! you liking that so far???
hello akiko!! how are you???
i-i was here earlier, i just had to wait for a new thread, i was actually a minute early!!! i promise
some idiot left a bottle of it out and didn't label it, and i was thirsty lol, we use it for cleaning aircraft and stuff
hello shinoa, how's it goin??

tiny bit of advice
at this time the threads get super fast. so try to reply to multiple people at once. if you can't help it, reply without an image and with your name attached
you don't have to but it helps
syndra cream please
(that was the bleach one, yes?)
>Karen

Nothing really at the moment, just watching the thread.
You?

I'll take a scoop of bleach.

Karen.

Alright, I'm leaving work soon. How are you?

Could I have more malted french people?

Hey Emi.

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Put the last thing you listened to in the bag and no one gets hurt!

I always wanted to make a lolicore record.

But I'll be content with some, um, Vaportrap?

I don't know, I might just figure it out in the process.

>reply without an image and with your name attached
Fuck that

>Important claim

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yea, finished season one yesterday, am on episode three of season two right now
THat Part - Schoolboy Q feat. Kanye West (no youtube link, riperino)
>Shiro

yup

youtu.be/rc_WvczuVu4

KAREN

>checked
Nice pic, how's it going smuggles?
I see I've earned a new title

Welcome to /waifu/
I'll try to memorise your filenames but my memory is terrible

Give me 2 scoops of that bleach to end my day
and have some yourself of course, my treat

Thanks fam, might find some quality waifu material

>checked dub dubs
Arrived at my mom's place
unfortunately my sister is out but I'm just chilling here
I'm fed, got company and I'm warm, what more do you want? It's even the start of a 3-day weekend AND I found a lot of great waifu pics from skimming the manga

Just waiting for the Private Frosty Squad to assemble before we start playing some SeeUs:GO. Yourself? Any plans for tonight?

I'll getcha your lemon ice cream as soon as possible.

Well, Syndra Cream has heroin and syndra fluids in, but bleach flavour is made from real bleach.

Alright, try not to overdose on it. Shit's lethal.

Of course. White flags too. How you doing, blonde and boobieful?

>youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo&ab_channel=TVFilthyFrank

youtu.be/SDIWLRvc7gQ

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youtube.com/watch?v=hVYXFPjyjIk

oh its this faggot again

thank you for a pic of kagami's voice actor
that's sounds great!!! sounds like you're gonna have a kick ass weekend!

Did you tried to roll the American way without paper tip or with? I'm pretty good at rolling if I have a tip but without I'll really fuck up. Also the American way is not so nice to smoke >.<
Never smoked with a pipe but I already vaped and had a bong for a long time
>first time bong
>put like 0.8g in it of amnesia haze
>smoked 3/4 of it and then layed down on the floor for 3 hours without being able to move
>the next day I smoked the rest of the head before school

C.C. Claimed

Well, it's the rules here that we don't eat our ice cream. So we'll just give you our scoops instead. How does that sound?

youtube.com/watch?v=xQOXxmznGPg

put the bleach in my mouth
the oregano sachii is always sachii(number)
the new one has small sentences
d.va hi
>my legs are killing me though.
haha you don't have legs.
but really though. you got a track at your gym or do you do treadmill?

I've already gotten this for Shiki
a.pomf.cat/eoienx.gif

Ok I will trust you! Rip... at least you cleaned your bones and killed the bacteria that could be growing on it.

youtube.com/watch?v=WtU2ZLbkr1U

I would definately buy your mixtape.

Alright. Shovel it in or liquidize it and pour it down a tube?

So after a year and six months, it's no longer me that you want
But I love you so much it hurts
Never mistreated you once
I poured my heart out to you
Let down my guard swear to God
I'll blow my brains in your lap
Lay here and die in your arms
Drop to my knees and I'm pleading
I'm trying to stop you from leaving
You won't even listen so fuck it
I'm trying to stop you from breathing
I put both hands on your throat
I sit on top of you squeezing
'Til I snap your neck like a Popsicle stick
Ain't no possible reason I could think of to let you walk up out this house
And let you live
Tears stream down both of my cheeks
Then I let you go and just give
And before I put that gun to my temple
I told you this

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hi

>Private Frosty Squad
That's quite an interesting name you have there.
>Any plans for tonight?
I'll watch a short animu movie Shiki recommended me, I need to relax today, I've been busy all day and I just came back home from the gym. I'm shattered.

>haha you don't have legs.
Thank god you made the joke, I would've been disappointed otherwise
I do treadmill, there aren't many tracks where I live, there's a place where they sell marijuana and bongs. Those are my fellow citizens' priorities.

best girl claimed!
/waifu/ music album?! where do i sign up as writing/production staff?

Tracks are for fags anyway, park master race.

Here come that boi

Vanilla please

Doing goodness just cleaning my place up lol. Get any sleep?

Good. Cleaning is so relaxing. Yes you do. You are peaches demon because of yesterday. Words must spread!

Gay ass nigga. What's up, bitch boi?

Forgot to say, wassup, Marie Rose?

>Emi

Why are you even still alive

whatever ends my life the fastest just do it please
it was an internal struggle
My gym in saudi arabia was on the top floor of the mall. the track used to go around the entire mall like a balcony and you could look at people on the lower floors. was pretty dank
did you do any other workouts?
music bro what's up

Late QOTT: What do you do to wake yourself up when stupidly tired?
I down a shot of hot sauce, which is what I'm about to do. I hate doing it but it naps are for the weak.

nobody like moldy bones!!!! gotta have those pearly whites!!!
how's your day been going homu???
i did, 6 hours, im gonna catch up this weekend lol, how's cleaning going??
take a cold shower, or just continue on lol

Pretty bored and tired. How are you?

Wanted to watch some anime with a friend now so I'm away for some time or till tomorrow

If I'm not back again today, goodnight everyone.
>hugs all

I bet that I'll totally forget about it, but if I ever do do it, I'll post a bandcamp link or something.

Jezz I haven't even decided if I'm gonna do this and I already have people lining for a seat in the production.

Score.

You need a shitty internet ALIAS first son.

If i wasn't, no one would be here to tell you to kill yourself.

youtu.be/C6IaUMAg3Dc

>checked
I'm just gonna spend it working on my game anyway, wouldn't want to disappoint you guys
I'm going to the honey store tomorrow and pick up some bottles of mead. That's when things will start to get enjoyable

Awesome, thanks a bunch
You can also treat Karen to some bleach cream, put it on my tab

>oregano sachii
wat?
I'll look out for it but my memory is like a sift
How are you doing you piece of meme?

>dat illusion
That's pretty good man

>Cleaning is so relaxing
Only certain types of cleaning are relaxing to me. Vacuuming and doing dishes is fine but I hate cleaning floors
>Words must spread!
It won't catch on I think, but I saved that pic from yesterday.

>animu movie
Ooh, which one? I haven't really watched any anime the movies before.

> came back home from the gym.
Mhm, same. I hadn't been in two weeks and I felt disgusting. Got in the gym and felt fantastic about myself.

>That's quite an interesting name you have there.

Mm, started with me being slightly drunk and pretending to be a Russian soldier on Militia. Shouted "Private Frosty Squad" roll out multiple times until we stuck with it. Current team is:
Private Frosty Neo
Private Frosty Linda
Private Frosty Edgy Bread
Private Frosty Khaled.

There's an opening for a towel boy if you want in?

We can inject it directly into your veins.

Alright. That's a very... Vanilla choice.

I'll leave as soon as I serve give you the ice cream.

Tired, too. Stomach is full and waiting on the team to get on CS:Go so we can get stomped on competitive. The usual for a Friday night.

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See ya, enjoy yourself.

I go back to sleep. It's a bit counter-productive, but it works, I swear.

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ooooo i've always wanted to try mead!!! but i never get the chance too
how does it taste??

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Don't even try to say that's not intimidating.

>Shiro

I gotchu
apply noose to neck
oregano = original
they use it on r9k to bypass the robot
I'm doing ok. my next exam is on the 17th so I'm at my grandma's for a bit
going back up to dorms tomorrow. how's your game coming?
end my suffering go
I love that chibi so much kyouko a cute

Elizabeth f. Beurling, a cool beauty who doesn't give too many fucks.

i'm working on another jingle today in garage band and am digging it. you?
oh piss you are right... i should probably have one anyways so i can produce a bunch of electric music as practice and get feedback.
>Anomalous
zozzle
mead is fantastic! its fucking magical just make sure the person making it didn't poison it with coffee grounds or soething else as equally trendy and terrible

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I don't like it...

its like the devils semen or some shit

What thw fuck is up you smug prick? Not too much. I'm in my hometown now. I might not be gojng to fort Mcbbq for another month so that's shitty


Ayyyy superior Maka albarn. My gf is out shopping now and I'm in the hotel. Probably going to wank off soon. Wyd?

And for that, I thank you.

Karen a cute aswell!

What am I looking at exactly?

You are doing it all wrong.
Kill yourself.

I wish I could choose.

I'm jelly as fuck now, thanks. Everything in there seems to be top-tier shit, jesus...
No other workouts, not now, I'm training for a race, which is this sunday.

Voices of a distant star, it's pretty short, 20 minutes or so.
The gym does that, I feel euphoric.
Interesting story... As epic as it can get. I'm afraid I'll have to decline the offer, I'm good kek

Getting real tired of this living bullshit