Loadout for a school shooting

Loadout for a school shooting

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>.22
You are a horrible school shooter

k, i'm realistic. I'm not finding a LMG where i live.

Kids make fun of you again OP?
It's not easy being a loser faggot who no one likes

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me

fucking this kek

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Hank Hill goes to the bathroom

Thats all you need

kek'd

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Ultimate Loadout

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ALLAH AKBAR!

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You can't shoot that without ammo, are you using it as a melee weapon?

>tfw: no fedora

You are using the fedora as a weapon?

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no the beans to gas the "cool" kids

Did someone say chocolate?

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reminded me of this

That's what I had in mind while creating it

Is this from a game?

gas em, unload, gtfo

nice

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Simple yet effective?

Yes, a spoon, the best weapon of all time.

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that isn't just a normal spoon.
this is a full metal spoon.

Fuck off cancer shill

Oh. My. God. It has the power to destroy us all AND eat all of our cereal.

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allahu akbar

not my cereals!

where's your spare mags, soldier?

Alright, the spoon will leave your cereals alone... BUT IT WILL TAKE AWAY ALL OF YOUR MILK!

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well i made me and i forget important stuff, so i forgot the mags like i would in real life

Allahu* Akbar!

The U at the end of Allah sets the word as a proper noun (I think)

kek, eating cereals with milk

Here's my character

are you saying you're NOT eating cereal with milk? Damn dude, you're too cool for me.

When I was in Highschool and Middleschool we only had like 2 metal detectors so in the morning there would be a really long line wrapped around the front of the school waiting to get in so I always thought the best place to do a shooting would be the metal detector line since people were all lined up perfectly bunched together with nowhere to hide and you could just drive away instead of killing yourself.

Best I could come up with was an AR-15 with a self-milled lightning link, 150 round drum and a modified foregrip to snugly hug / mount on the passenger side door like in that one episode of Criminal Minds. Plop your rig onto the door, roll slow and hold down on the trigger while going down the line until you're dry and speed off before anyone has even called it in. I imagine a run like that would nab you around 22 casualties and give you enough time to get away and torch the car.

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remember no russian

orange juice

>school drug dealer
>everyone buys
>poison themselves
>die slowly

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I know it's the best I'd manage.

but why the eye patch?

Shit. Wrong pic.

lost my eye back in 'Nam
>im the school janitor

Witnessed.

suicide is not the answer

That just makes me sick even thinking about it.

>noice dubs
What is this, Ratchet and Clank?

classic allah wakbar

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kek