All of Sup Forums now lives on the Enterprise

All of Sup Forums now lives on the Enterprise.

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I call captain and I demand you all report to your battle stations and shit your chair

So where's the fuckroom? Or do I gotta share my fucking room.

Holodecks on deck 69 sir

Witness my trips. I'm the captain now

Thank you boy, those are nice dubs. Don't tell anyone but I keep three hoes under my bed. One is dead and the other's are in critical but still breathing so youre more than welcome to fuck the dead one.

This is your Captian speaking this is correct but they are communal so please wipe down your load

I am fully functional...
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CAPTAIN
JEAN LUC PICARD
OF THE
U
S
S
ENTERPRISE

God dammit Data will you keep that fucking cat of yours locked up!?

Dudes like can you use a replicator to replicate another replicator?

WHO THE FUCK LEFT THIS TURD IN MY SPACE TOILET!!!

Are we there yet....

>ITT : VIRGINS

KILL YOURSELVES

I have to poop.
OH FUCKING SPACE MCDONALD'S!! I WANT AN APPLE PIE!!

....captain. Why was this still loaded on the holodeck after you left?

Hey guys, it's cool if you wanna gang bang Taylor Swift in the holodeck but seriously you guys have to clean up after yourselves. I almost broke my neck skippin on someones jizz

Because your Captian is into some freaky shit

Now drop your pants, it's your turn

Shotgun captains seat

So I saw bangin this bitch on the pleasure planet, and I'm like, I'm not pulling out she can't get knocked up by a human!

Oh Lt Riker ....but anyways now I guess we have Predator as a son and he's a diiiiiiick man

I'll be in 10-forward

Can reading rainbow's sun glasses detect feminine penis?

Life sucks, I am going to live stream self destruct

fuck the cat

Overheat the warp engines,
all none virgins teams evacuate to the escape birds.
Self destruct

INITIATED

Holy shit, I saw warfs dick in the bathroom one time, and Jesus Christ that thing had pincers on it

You would NEVER see anyone faggot, all of Sup Forums would be in the holodeck fucking traps and twinks and shit

Looks like I get to kill that little faggit Wesley Crusher

I'll be in 10 Forward with Robin if anyone needs me

Sign me up then, nothing wrong with fucking a trap up the ass

...

Truth has been spoken.

Did you offer to suck Mr. Warf off at least?

Faggot, that is the USS Odyssey, not the Enterprise.

I would be doing exactly this, have like 5 or 6 bailey Jay's fucking and I would be in the middle of it

I wonder if Q would make my penis bigger?

On my planet its tradition to cum on the fotone torpedos before we go into battle

Neeeeeerd! Also check'em

Q detected.

Captain, would you like to hear a joke?

Ferengi are the jews of space!

They need to be eliminated

Actually faggot, if you read the registry... it is the Enterprise. Someone rendered a scene from DS9 and didn't change the registry on the galaxy class model.

Soooooo
How about a disgusting,sick alien
Circeljerk?