Guys how do i respond to this

guys how do i respond to this

Get a fucking handjob then you cuck are we supposed to fucking hold your god damn hand through this whole process of "how about you show me then?"


Seriously. How fuckin shit are you at life.

what a coincidence; I have a good hand job penis

wink

we can see if that's true tonight ;)

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>guys how do i respond to this

You respond with.
I'll believe that when I see it.
Say, what you doing this weekend?

Boom there's your in

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she's calling it tiny

tell her you are not going to lose your virginity over something so stupid before marriage.

say like wanna test it out or some shit

They'll make my small cock look average

this

Roll

Only way to respond tbh

Dubs confirm

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Handjob are you in middle school

If you don't respond with this, you're a flaming faggot.

found the kissless virgin

Pic is of someone on a track, probably high school.

ITS GOING WELL

Just say prove it. Why even ask for help

Im so fucking high i thoghts this was about some girl cheating on her finger heha

>donger

is this brittany venti?

Is this chick worth a 6 hour drive? Post pics.

/thread

Tell her she's also got a bj mouth and an ass screaming for anal.

"Your hands would make my cock look bigger than a horse cock"

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OP are you 10 years old?
A) Don't use emojis it makes you look like a faggot
B) Don't make her pay for gas. It emasculates you.
C) Be a fucking man you pussy little faggot.
D) 6 Hours for a handy, are you joking?

Just stop with all the faces OP. And 6 hour drive isn't worth it unless you're fucking her in the ass.

I'd hit hard anyways.

Are you 60? Those aren't emojis you fuck.

6 hour drive for a hand-job, nah op that's not worth it

>emojis get you pussy
>she's paying for your dick
>mad beta
>it's never just a handjob

god shes hot

lol sozz ;^(
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>A) Don't use emojis it makes you look like a faggot
what
>B) Don't make her pay for gas. It emasculates you.
it emasculates YOU. You clearly don't pay for your own shit to be saying that. I'd be more than glad if a woman actually paid me to get my ass to her place AND get sexual favors.
>C) Be a fucking man you pussy little faggot.
agreed
>D) 6 Hours for a handy, are you joking?
I'm pretty sure he can spend the weekend there

moaaaar

VIRGIN

>ITT

Not bad i guess, maybe your 3" dick might look big in someones hands for once OP.

Wrap a magnet around your dick and you have an excuse to go dick first to her face

I've got to skedaddle if you sniff my drift

Abandon ship OP, she's actually a feminist who wants to bite your dick off

>6 hours for a handjob
Nigga I haven't fucked anyone in years and I still wouldn't spend 12 hours travelling just to have a girl tug on my dick.

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OP: don't ask her what time is good for her, imply a time that you will be there for an evening like that; if she doesn't say no, ask for the address.

Get in your car and go, don't over talk/think it man.

Go with the flow. She's into you, just be cool with her being into you.

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Hey, wiggle jiggle, not now, not ever.

wouldgivecuddlesanddonger/10

"prove it"

Tell her to send nudes you faggot.

Op, stop being retarded. Share things after if they don't go well. You keep that stupid shit up and someone's gunna white knight.

"should" "sometime" all bad weak pussy faggot terms 6 hour drive is horrible for that, you shouldn't drive that much for sex either, you will show up and she will laugh and make u drive back

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the youth of today fucking piss me off. kill yourself faggot

this

Fucking A hurry up faggot

newfags everywhere

"Prove it."

They told you they're good at jerking cock, tell them who's cock to jerk

THIS

COME ON

I would respond by asking what she's doing grabbing other guy's fingers

LISTEN

JUST FUCKING ASK:
"If I'm going for this long drive, wanna send me a pic of what i'll be getting myself into?"

I'm 100% samefagging btw

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I'm not stopping until you do

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>donger
Kek

How about you respond to her like a fucking normal person and use Grammar you fucking loser.

Jesus Christ OP you are a fucking nerd

>she

10/10

Get out

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No u

boom

EVERYONE. BAND WITH ME. WE WANT NUDES WE WANT NUDES WE WANT NUDES WE WANT NUDES WE WANT NUDES WE WANT NUDES

DUBS HAVE SPOKEN

If you drive 6 hours one way for that, you are in deep shit my friend. You are beyond saving.

Not OP

u find another Photo from her on the net

Ask her for a "booby pic" to motivate you on the long drive ahead

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OP = Faggot

The only reason you should be driving 6 hours is to take her back with you as your personal cock slave. No other reason qualifies.

Meh, i didnt drive 20 mins for sex last friday.

"prove it"

I dont drive for sex at all i make my gf drive 40-50 minutes out if i want it, and i dont even pay for gas.

make an adventure out of it, you're only young once

What if OP is some creepy 50 year old fuck?

OP is such faggot for taking this long to send dick picks or even ask the cunt for nudes i mean come on quit being a pussy