Waifu thread

Waifu thread

>Claim a waifu
>Spam stupid shit

All of your laifu are belong to your waifu edition.
Also, daggers.

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WE

It seems so

WAS

You best be Fucking off Now, Mai.

I believe that I have swallowed shards of lightbulb
Send halp

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((hey everyone))

donkey kangz

Most beautiful waifu claimed
I feel especially fond of her tonight

Kud Claim

sachi claim
>rattle edition
KANGZ

Chains are a superior chuuni weapon.

Well i mean...
I don't want to be a Dad.
So i guess i'll ask again, where?

Alright

Well shit.

pweeeteee pwwweeeeessss

what is that from user?

>I know you're lurking.

>

Its a sad time to be alive

I'm retarded as shit

What about chain-spears?

>Kyouko claimed.

Little busters.

Hi.
QOTT: Song you last listened to/currently listening too.
THat Part - Schoolboy Q + Kanye West (no youtube link rip)

Its a possibility that I have no control over

Well shit.

Still looping
youtube.com/watch?v=z2IiqmGLkJ8

can't do shit right
fucking hell

Little Busters!

Please watch it or better play the VN

The Show on Krock

And summer is pretty close too, can't waitfor it.

youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q

nigga that's gay

m.youtube.com/watch?v=ivVOBzDK13w
im flying away

it seems izual has joined us tonight....

Listening to Milo Yiannopoulos Shred liberals left and right.

Hi Satan.

Εχω πηδήξει μάνες για μάνες, που εσείς οι μαλακές δεν ξέρετε.

Τροχοπέδη για τις μαλακιες σας εχω καταντήσει ο δόλιος.

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>kagami

Thanks anons.

Satan confirmed for tard

Country Corruptions

Chains are such an underrated tool.

Planning to listen to Juno Reactor most recent album when I get home.

>Rattle rattle edition
Why is rattling so addicting?

youtube.com/watch?v=pYzzlYWNUfw

Smooooth jazz.
Zelda edition.
Feeling it today

kek!!! are you ready for clown vomit???

Satan, is that you?


I object to that, I have no clue what it means.

claim for my new sexy dominatrix who i gave up ayaka for, bow down to general Esdeath

Almost like puking rainbows.

Nigga it's literally the opposite of it

Ay Phoenix I've been skimming the manga of my waifu today and couldn't resist making this
>pic related

Megumin claimed~

>Dinner edition

>me
>implying i can have kids
>implying


shiiieeeeett

How?

Hi Barry

Cussed dubs?

AND

Well then

Baby maybe by love live

Trips confirm it's very delicious. So what is it?

Gonna go get something to eat, be back later QTs

trips confirms its dinner time kek

no just a tomoko poster lurking

Kek, is the Manga any good?

>Check em
Hi Mehumin, how are you doing?

Dat filename... what are you having for dinner?

Well done. Waste of quints though.
THE HERO - JAM Project

Rory claimu mai laifu

Google translate, cannot translate Greek for shit.

Σου προτείνω, έχοντας μια σχετικη γνώση της γλώσσας μου, να μην ασχοληθείς.

nigga that's GAY

how're you akiko?

holaaaaaaaaaa Shinoa

Shiki claimed

You suggest, having a relevant knowledge of my language, do not bother.

Its all screwed up and probably it inverted the subject but understandable.
Did you ever catch nubs copy pasting most of their work?

See you later user.

Oh alright.

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Hi user

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(slightly more seriously) Oh, really?

In that case it's all yours.
Wherever you want it.

HI Phoenix, been objecting enough lately?

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Torpedo not launch

Why did you change the rules?
I don't get it, new OP's aren't funny either.

Hey guys. The place I normally post seems to have gone to shit so I'm posting here for the first time. Is there normally someone that claims Maka?

Also hi.

Hi user,

Not really, there hasn't been much things that I can object to.

It broke while my mouth was open.
By the time it all registered, it was too late

Git fucking gud 406. Piece of shit.
Hello.

There is a Portuguese saying.
>one cannot please Greeks and Trojans

SHIET
idk it just is
>rattle

Hewwo, I dont think so...

>the place I normally post went to shit
Ha, that's how I ended up here. And you're the first Maka I've ever seen.

I dont think so. Welcome to the
>smugbox
I know that feel. Grabbed a pan handle that had spent 3 minutes over a full power open flane. Not my brightest day.

I think it is
It gives a lot more personality to her. I like her anime version looks better but she's equally adorable in the manga and a lot more likeable. Really hard to find it in a good quality though

>
I've made some serious progress on my game today. Went to my mom's place and had lasagne. All in all I'm pretty good

>Σου
>You
What the fuck is google thinking with that anyways?
>'Σου' in that context means 'I'
This irks my inner philologist.

>copy pasting
Way too many. They don't expect teachers to know anything about technology other than the start button on a computer, sometimes it's really blatant, others more obscure, but it's always noticeable since it's easy to memorize the writing level of each student.

Why was a lightbulb in your mouth? This just makes me more confused!

You can't please both, but Greece won the war, I'm with Ruri.

I don't have a copy of the rules, and i don't think they're needed because nobody follows them anyways.

And i never claimed to be funny.

>Rattle rattle

Ako claimed
Reporting in, and off for the weekend!

I'm having some poutine~
I didn't even notice kek
Hey Ace-kun. I'm doing great and my legs are kill. What about you?
You like it? I had some poutine
>don't let the mods see your filename

Its always the greatest

Thanks, I've noticed this thread in the catalog a few times but never really checked it out. I

How's your day?

None that I know. There's another place?

Fucking shit nigga! Hope your stomachs acids breaks it down real good

Wish he was here

>

gimme!!! i want poutine!!!
how did space conquest go megumin???

Bad timing is all.
My mouth was open when it burst, the flakes made there way in.

>I don't have a copy of the rules
Okay.

>i don't think they're needed because nobody follows them anyways.
Now you're just assuming.

Hi Ako.

I am finally getting over my cold, so pretty good.

>None that I know. There's another place?
I used to post on eight chan's /mai/ but stopped because everyone started arguing about Trump. So I guess 'no' is the short answer.

Hello teasing friend

Well it looks like I've been poisoned. Found 2 bite marks on my arm and it's all red and numb

Great

Hey Megumin, how is your society going?

You fucking bet it did.

Bring back the rules.

Smoke said lightbulb
I guess user was hungry

Well, slept all day, let DOOM download while I slept, gotta go drop off renters insurance papers to my apartment people and pick up the bf from work and then finally I'll be able to play my glorious rock solid nostalgia boner inducer. Just hoping that it lives up to my expectations. How're you?

You think? I mean, can you recite the rules off hand?
It boils down to "Claim a waifu", "Don't post tons of lewds" and "Don't RP/ERP" All of those things happen non-stop, no?

Well. Bad life choices are the flavor of the day for me. Cleaning a hot deep fryer with a knife and fucking hot oil.

It was probably your neighbour, can't trust those fuckers.

Better tie it off. Time to amputate.

We have fun here, loads of music.
Its baller

Me too, if not the next bathroom trip will be quite the shit show

Too late, trashed it

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>'Σου' in that context means 'I'
Makes sense, so it really changed the subject.

>copy pasting
So its easier if you can stick to the same class for years.

I had a history arts teacher that was really bad with technology and we 'hacked' her with a wireless mouse, we rotated pictures and moved everything while she had her back to the screen and finished by drawing a penis on paint and setting it as desktop wallpaper.