ITT: we all live in a house together

ITT: we all live in a house together

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Oops, I dropped the soap in this empty bath room >u>

Who turned the heating on?

i voted for hillary clinton

Which one of you assholes shit in the butter?

Hey guys I brought a girl home

I'm black and bi. also niggers

KNOCKS KNOCKS

JORGI!

Hey guys, I brought a bunch of sweet and "dank" me mes home!

our living room looks so nice

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Alright, who fucking returned my dragon dildo without washing it AGAIN??

The basement is our living room?

SHITTERS CLOGGED

Well we had to put the pizzas and lube somewhere...

Hes one of the basement dwellers so basically to him it is

Uh, theres some guy at the door asking for jamal

Sorry. I broke it with Dragon dildo

I think he just wants to hang out

Fine, I'll get the rope

C'mon man!
Now I have to lick the dildo clean again.

Glad we got the pool

Who took my fucking smokes?!

WTF faggots?! Where's my 8yo daughter!

The house has her now...

Don't touch my pet mexican beaded lizard he will rek ur ass. Also he's here illegally so don't tell trump.

Pools closed motherfucker

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holy shit our house is haunted by ghosts

Shitters clogged!

Its just a bucket so its always clogged

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I call the roof so I can smoke my weed and grow it up there guys

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Guys what the fuck is this doing behind the bookshelf?!

WHO SHIT IN THE LITTERBOX AGAIN
I KEEP FINDING HUMAN SHIT IN THERE
IT'S NOT FUNNY

sorry, the shitter is clogged

What you doing with my cocaine you nigger?

Who is using my Jizz sock as an oven MIT?

Oh shit sorry bro, since you lost the vidya games nshit I'm annexing half of your room.

Then half your ass is getting kicked in sir!

>we all live in a house together
>Implying anyone would come out of their room long enough to make this effective.
I just hope you got some god damn good internet speedz

Has anyone seen my extremely large 44 magnum revolver?

Neighbors Wi-Fi password is case sensitive zoz!
And it's good he's a Jew!

There's a warhead in my pants and it's aiming right at you

Who's jar of piss is in the refrigerator!
Come on user! Not where the food is!

Food? when did mom go shopping?

Yesterday! fool she got the goods for us and piss jar had! To leave his jar in with the food

Hey can one of you guys watch these for a bit? I'm going to let them cool down while I go out for a smoke.

I move out.

youtube.com/watch?v=zVrE_7ARTSc
Quiet down assholes

ITS FUCKING BEDTIME!

Can't you fucking guys go somewhere so I can get just 30 seconds to fap

Jokes on u nigga I don't have eyelids

I'm Muslim, if I get dubs, I set it off

Fucking infidels

IN THE FAAACCEEEEE

Mohammed stop fucking up the microwave.

YOU DRANK STRAIGHT OUT THE BOTTLE !!!!!!!!!!

Skeletor

Why is there no browser history on the computer?

Give this kid a scholarship and a 3d printer. He's our gifted son

WILL ALL OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! I HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

There's a severed dong duct taped to the fan blade. How even?

Good job user
Hey guys can I come chill?

As a member of this household I vote we move deerbutt out into the shed

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Only if I can stick your poop up my ass so when I poop it out later I can masturbate to being able to crap out Hilary Clinton's shit? It's a hobby.

So I figured out I don't actually have a dick, while I contemplate my existence, can someone pick up some tampons next time they visit the grocery store?

Only if I can take your piss and inject it into my bladder

GUYS STOP BRINGING BUCKETS TO THE BATHROOM AND SHITTING IN THEM JUST FLUSH THE TOILET

We have a name but still no motive.

But it's fun, faggot.
I learn it from the junk god.

That's fucking sick. I'm seriously gonna throw up into my urethra right now you faggot

The only way you're getting it is if you let me squat over your mouth and feed it to you toilet bowl style.

QUIT SHOVING THE DRAGON DIDO INSIDE AND GETTING IT STUCK

Guys! Check out my pet horse!

Guys! Hitler is watching cartooooon porn!

Me estoy masturbando señores

Ya dude, go smoke

OH SHIT MY FATHERS VISITING TODAY

should we show him the scat collection

Guys, there's this dude outside. Poor guy's starving so I let him in

SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO SLEEP

HE MAY THINK WERE ALL JEWISH IF HE SEES THAT. YOU KNOW THEY DONT SHIT IN THE TOILET LIKE WE DO

dude i love david cage

Mohamedd, we need to talk. I dont like the ppl you ve been hanging out with lately.

FUCK YOU IM TRYING TO MASTERBATE

but daaaaaaaad

How dare you use a lame pic of me sir!
I challenge you to a duel!

Put this shit in the >>/trash/

Abacus.

NO FUCK YOU IM TRYING TO MASTURBATE.YOU KNOW HOUSE RULES ONLY ONE ANONS MASTURBATES AT A TIME!

Guys, who wants to get high while listening to bowie?

Have you guys seen my body pillow ?

The sticky one?

Just join Amy's handjob you guys

No buts, hes already ate half our shit the fucking sandnigger. And who te fucks let this 8

Francis is borrowing it I think