Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.
>Rules are Great Edition!

The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>forget your priorities
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>tab here every once in a while
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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Rules are pretty good

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Kud Get

Good, this has been most of it I think. Looking forward to shitposting late into the morning since I've got nothing to do all weekend.

Maka claimed.

thanks for the reminder
>rattle

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EEGS

Later.

I'm here
That's it
She's claimed
Give me more alcohol

QOTT:

Who fucking gives a rat's ass?

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kagami claimed
>megumin is the most adorable cutie!!! and also a space marine
we can???
>she told me she consented
o-oh!!! ill tell the officer too kek

MILK

claim

The rat, obviously
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Claiming.
Going to go shower and probably eat.
Later waifus.

>rattle rattle

Messy rooms go

Best waifu claimed

Now that you mention it that is anime as fuck

>off by one
>tfw I got that pun
I hope it does, I'll be releasing the demo once I'm done

That way I live I doubt I'll make it to 25
Why 25 though?

>isn't half so shitty as someone like Juri
You can always be worse of but that doesn't mean it feels better for me.
>weren't even supposed to be able to have kids.
Dude, you're like a lucky ass freak of nature

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>tab here every once in a while

>discuss stuff
Yeah pretty much.

Best waifu has been claimed. We might as well pack our bags and fuck off

Anyone have a wallpaper sized version of this?

FLOUR :^)

almost 2 solid minutes later

cya Kirino!

Healthy as fuck.

I do love milk (and chocolate) but now I'm hungry.

Yes it is

21 Gallons of a certain bodily fluid.

cya
>rattle
you got the daily reminder?
who doesn't

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Done anything productive for society today?

hello sunshine

eye

I know, man. Starving kids in Africa doesn't mean you're any less hungry, right? And I'm really sorry to hear that about your family - I'm very close to my parents and it saddens me to think that other people don't have that relationship. I'm very lucky in many ways.

Waddup vel

Out from my lurking hole. How has everyone's day been so far?

Ofc I do

Daily reminder that maka albarn is superior to mugi in every way.

No one gives better pats than hand-kun.

Absolutely nobody can outrun Emi. No one

Daily masturbation is healthy

Praise the sun

Good. How was your mad wank sess'?

nuh uh ur a liar

>21 gallons
daaaaamn nigga

This my bitch

ERP and RP are pretty high up there. Like in the mid to high range

i murdered some briefings today!!! other than that nah lol, i know your legs are killing you right now, how did your day go besides that??

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claimed
she's smart ..
and very fuckable

No u

The female rat to the male rat

I dont think I have seen it yet

Nevermind. See it and like it

I don't hate you as much as I say I do.

But Christ sometimes you guys really disappoint me.

It's a terrible day, I'm going to bed. If I'm back in 20 minutes call me a faggot.

Better now that you're here

Yuno claim

I might play some more DOOM.

no U

Good night Tats!

>I'll be waiting

Well.. I bought my booze online and should arrive at my local liquor store by next week... That's pretty much all I did today besides killing my legs

Pretty darn good, as I hadn't in about a week. Have sweet dreams of you waifu Tats.
Thanks friend!

Farewell tats.

Hate me the most, i deserve it.

nice taste m8

Dio-sama...

Was playing Hots but then I got bored after getting a blue screen 3 times.

そのロリの頭をなでたい

Why do you have to order it, is it something fancy?

I can't wait to play it
So summary for me:
>burned HDD
>deleted history
>cleared cookies
>got a dog
>hid my "medicinal" drugs
>closed the blinds
>waited for the Party Van
>didn't get caught downloading deadpool as the Party Van was at my house
>fuck yeah.jpg

Goodnight, Tats.
Good luck getting rest.

>forget your priorities

you ordered it online?! i didn't even catch that lol, ill bet the wait will be worth it though~

kek
That's great man

>Starving kids in Africa doesn't mean you're any less hungry, right?
Boy do I know starving. Indeed, other people's misery doesn't nullify our own problems relevance
>it saddens me to think that other people don't have that relationship
I've never known anything different. I remember a happy time where we were like a normal family, , but those are overshadowed by all the memories of fights, arguments and misery
>I'm very lucky in many ways.
Your very existance is proof of that. You're like getting quints 2 twice in a row

It's great huh? I really like how he did the tentacles going around

Hey it's original Yuno
How are you man?

I've been playing a lot of Stellaris and Crusader Kings, Empire Building is fun.

Four away from quads confirm it won't be worth the wait.

私が話す日本語が大好き

What's up? What have you been up to?
NOOOO u

Hooooooooo damn! A week?Off by 1
Yes you do deserve it you miserable sac of dirty nipples

Dio how old is your computer?

Then pat her head see if I give a fuck

a a a a a a a a a a

((hey everyone))

Likewise user, stayed watching akame for esdeath

Tired AF, and you my friend?

Chillin, had a long day of work

I don't even remember at this point.

Hello Yuuko, good to see there are still constants here

lurking mostly, I'm pretty much vigil 2.0

I expect no less

Save it if you like, I made it myself

Yea, I used to about 2-3 times a day, every day, but it feels so much better if you hold it in for that long.

>Shiro

I'm gonna try some more DOOM.
It's kinda fun

Dio

You're a natural

There a few anons who refuse to leave.
It's too hard to let go.

You're on your way.

Somewhat I believe.. the nearest liquor store that has the bottle I wanted was 250 Km away..
>off by four
I'm fucked, aren't I?
>I hope it's worth the wait and money kek

I'm poisoned but good overall I guess, but getting tired now which makes me susceptible to feels

>saved

I know I'm new but shit it seems like your computer gets a blue screen multiple times daily

It really is. And then I almost died at only few weeks old because of pyloric stenosis. My whole life is a series of monumental gets. I hope that one day you can establish a family of your own, one that's a little more functional than the one you've known. You seem like a good person and no stranger to the problems that plague us all and I can only hope that you find peace in your life.

2-3 times? JESUS! Did you fucking cook with it?

Ah. Some pretty normie boring shit then
What do you do for work?

n-no, it'll be fine!!! trust me!!! you're gonna enjoy it!! how big is the bottle anyways???

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>Poisoned
What did you eat?

Replace an AC in a tight ass attic

Aye

It does, in fact I've got 6 in the last 4 hours.
You'd think I'd get used to it, but I don't.

That's the best part. I will never git gud at shooping ;_;

My nigga

It's fucking great dude

Hello shinoa bro, how goes your day?

It's 750 mL with 43% of alcohol

>poisoned implying orally
deja-vu
>That's the best part. I will never git gud at shooping ;_;
You don't want to.

I usually keep this thread open in it's own tab and check every now and then. Sometimes good stories roll through or something intreresting happens. Very rarely I even get mentioned

Giggty

Holo claimed.

I thought the same thing lmao.

What happened, superior Mugi? (Maka)

People don't know much about you mysterious.

43%?!?!?!
i would prolly get drunk off a quarter of a shot lol
im not sure if that's a good deal or not lol, all i hear about here is cheap whisky

I feel for you, I was running on some old WindowsXP machine until a year ago

Heheh great minds think alike

I have no idea what's going on.

I've learned to find peace by making your expectations realistic. If I can have a place to sleep, food in the fridge and internetz I'll be happy. Of course I'll strive for more but I can appreciate what I have because I know what it's like to not have them

>checked
I got bitten by some critter. Arms all numb and itchy now and I have constant nosebleeds. Not too worried about it though

Youtube tutorials? I learned most of my shooping skillz from just constantly fucking around with it

God damnit.
This is your fault.