Any ideas for a homemade dildo

Any ideas for a homemade dildo

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Hair brush

BUMP

Cut your cock off and stick it in the freezer.

you can make one with Corn starch recepy is online somewhere

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I got u

Shit, that's the opposite of a dildo

Roll up towel (size of your choice)
Wrap in saran wrap.

Wrapping it can be tricky because you don't want a bunch of wrinkles. Or maybe you do. I've totally reemed my ass with this method.

Or just fist yourself

I knew a girl who shoved candles up her ass

Carrot

thats the one....only reson i rembered it was done with corn starch anyways...

Make mold of shape you want and throw it in...

Vegetable section of grocers. I've done a butternut squash. fucking huge. I called him gourdie. Cucumbers are nice. I'd like to sit on an eggplant eventually. And I second the candle motion. Get huge candle, carve out custom butt plug

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I used a carrot

Home made dildos have to big a chance of you ending up in the er with it stuck in your ass or worse. just buy one, they are not expensive. you can buy them online if your too scared to do it in person.

Toothbrush handle. Not as good as an actual dildo, which you should just fucking buy.

This

I once knew a girl who kept a old toothbrush and used the back to stick it up her bum...

cucumbers. they're great

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who will use it ? a gay male or a straight female ?

This. I have a service in my are that doesn't deliver to your house, but to a pick-up location, or nearest post ofice.

lots and lots of teen girls use electric toothbrushes as vibrators on their clits

Nothing beats a chili pepper butt plug.
If you roll it a little on a hard surface, it self lubricates.

roman candles

Take a few hot glue sticks and slowly mend them together with boiling water, the more you use the thicker

Shower head in front...

A knife

Grenades have all those nubbly ridges that feel great going in and even better coming out, just make sure to take the pointy pin out first. Wouldn't want to hurt yourself.

For those people worried about buying dildos etc in person, remember dudes/chicks in porn stores see mega freaks on a daily basis. If you don't try to steal anything, hit on them or masturbate in store they view you like a soccer mom buying milk & bread at the corner store.

don't do it, it makes mustard gas

Shower head pointed at the boottom of your sack feels great while wanking too

fill up a wad of tinfoil with shards of glass, put in microwave to simulate body heat.
put all of your money on the coffee table, douse with lighter fluid.
swallow lighter.
get fucked.
cum pants and go back to work before lunch break is over.

yeah, buy one! I tried several methods and nothing worked well at all. Go to a shop, get a decent one for $20. the workers are nice, understanding if not straight up encouraging and they usually have a great product knowledge so you don't buy something crappy. My problem was living with others. I bought a $5 ammo box on sale at Dick's sporting goods and a $3 combo lock at Wal-Mart.

Are you actually retarded?

my first buttplug was a door knob