Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>DUBS get simple readings from the Hermetic Tarot (1-3 cards) >TRIPS get detailed readings (up to 10 cards depending on the question and scope of the reading) >Ask a question, or set a time limit for a general prediction (next week, next month, next six months, etc.) >Leave a name and a Junior Shrine Maiden will give you a fortune cookie if you don't get special digits. >Be patient if waiting for a reading!
Brayden Martin
Where the goth shawtys at
Sebastian Richardson
J-junior shrine maiden? W-who would that be?
Alice, of course.
Evan Butler
hi raymoo
Parker Parker
You've started doing more while I've been away, huh?
Jayden Sanchez
The Doc is in. I heard of the group in Steam in the previous thread, but I'm gonna join it later.
Nolan Gutierrez
roll
Brandon Ortiz
heres your bump
Liam Powell
bump
Caleb Allen
You wanna don the red and white?
Yep, it's much more fun than just handing out omikujis so I left that one for the juniors.
Hello there!
All over the place, they're just stealth goth these days.
Xavier Martin
don't really want a reading but I've had a pretty shitty week tbh.
Well maybe shitty is the wrong word, but it's been quite all over the place.
Jonathan Long
Just don't overwork the juniors.
Nolan Scott
Just let it all out in here, we talk and do readings. We can probably help you out.
-Doc
Nathan Phillips
Prediction for next week pls,especially in the field of love.Also check'em
Connor Hughes
Sorry to hear that. What were the good points?
Pssh, they have it easy since there are a handful of them. One of them is totally devoted to sweeping and won't let anyone else have that job, so handing out omikujis and keeping guests company is all that's left.
John Brooks
...
Brody Jackson
Alice, they're looking for you
Connor Green
Fuck I linked Reimoo lol
Anthony James
...
Jordan Mitchell
Here's a shitpost. Back to sticking arrows in onion things for a hat.
Tyler Reed
Takes some of the load off of you I guess. Must be nice having juniors.
Completely the wrong Alice, sorry to disappoint.
Brayden Allen
what
-Doc
Nicholas Green
Alice, they're looking for you
Jordan Rogers
I still plan to create life forms somewhere in the universe, but there seems to be moral issues with being a creator... ...Say I observe a fox-like creature killing and eating a squirrel-like creature. The 'fox' obviously needs to eat to survive, but, say it kills and eats 100 'squirrels' within its lifetime... Would it be the best choice to not allow 'predator' creatures to exist in the first place? Is this 'fox' 100 times more important than any 'squirrel'?
Ian White
Hi
Liam Morris
Hi.
Jeremiah Price
I don't really know. Yes, probably..?
-Doc
Robert Jackson
Will I get laid Tommorow ?
Charles Collins
...
Thomas Bell
I find this shrinemaiden threats funnier than it should be
William Reed
for fuck's SAKE
-Doc
Kayden Rivera
...
Ethan King
Eh, my week was alright. Was laid off of work most of the week, so that's always fun. Doesn't pay well though.
Dylan Anderson
Will i have a successful marriage? Trips get
Andrew Howard
Huh... usually in this world we'd say the fox didn't do anything wrong since it's only naturally for it to kill prey. But would a planet with prey-type creatures only even work? It seems like the herbivores would wipe out the local plants without being kept in check, which would cause them to starve.
It's all a balance, like the yin-yang.
Checked. If you wanna cash in later just let me know.
Oh wait, you too!
Juan Adams
No, it's the correct Alice.
Joseph Cooper
Oh, hello, Mamizou.
-Doc
Alexander Lewis
What anime is that girl from?
Anthony Butler
Shit hey. Not sure what the readings will do but I'm at quite the impasse in my life right now.
Always grew up being a bit of a beta loser, never really thought about it being a beta loser but I played a fuck load of video games and I let myself get fat. Had good friends back then, and only one remained from those days, and I consider him a brother. Near the end of my video game faze I wanted to become "that guy"
You know, that guy. The guy that people would talk about when he walked by, where people would whisper his name and wanted to be his friend, yet were too scared to confront him. The typical reserved popular guy.
Well, thanks to me putting in a bit of effort and a lot of genetic luck, I'm quite attractive for my age and have a decent personality that people seem to drawn in by, so it was quite easy for me to become friends with key people that would boost my image..
Cont
Aiden Nguyen
I think Kantai Collection.
-Doc
Tyler Brooks
I'm not a threat to anyone!
Ouch... did they just cancel your shifts or was there something else going on?
It is! I appreciate them all, too.
Juan Taylor
Nyeh, what's up, Doc?
Adrian Cook
yeah they are
Evan King
33rd post master number OP is destined to deliver
Jonathan Hall
Now she's not going to respond to me, thanks
Jace Collins
Goddamnit, Mamizou.
-Doc
Kevin White
Hi OP, will I ever be good enough for someone?
Logan Nguyen
At least I helped you.
Connor Allen
...
Connor White
Boat Guy, is that you?
-Doc
Thomas Young
I work for a startup company so there's still a lot of bugs that pop up that basically shut us down for awhile and the brass have to sit there and unfuck them. Fortunately, I'll be back to work, but just not in my usual position. It sucks but I don't like eating ramen on a daily basis so yeah.
It was wide open. I had to do it.
Austin Perez
This is why people need to mind their business
Ryder Parker
Rollin'
Anthony Reed
Perhaps, in the late future, death will not exist. It is the outfit of Shimakaze, the best girl of Kantai Collection, which is completely shit in every aspect except for the girls.
Dylan Perez
fuck
-Doc
Samuel Murphy
Ah.. I'm back here again, huh?
Jose Foster
fine.
-Doc
Carter Parker
Why does a guy from the blue man group keep showing up
Ian Cooper
fUG
-Doc
Evan Diaz
And you need to stop killing dogs
David Diaz
ouch that hurt -Doc
Julian Walker
Oh, is it? The filename didn't look like one of yours.
See I wouldn't call it an anime though.
They should be appreciated. I assume they do good work.
You see this is a guy who doesn't seem to know what he's talking about.
Cooper Bennett
Blueberry flavored dick is nothing to complain about.
Christopher James
Then how do you keep your animals from overpopulating? I guess you could design them so that they live forever but only have one offspring, or none.
Also, you seem to be kind of lucky tonight.
Oliver Rogers
best touhou
can you see into my future? o.o
She hasn't even responded to me... prolly never will now..
i would never harm an animal in any way...
It's too late... I wanted to forced conversation you to get to know you better but I don't know what to talk about now
William Reyes
If I had a nickel for each of the 7 times I've heard that joke, I'd have 40 more cents than I need to fuck your mother. This isn't me.
Cameron Hernandez
Blueberry dick would imply blue balls though
Landon Carter
You just described China's wet dream. Th-the nation, not the.....never mind.
Gavin Reyes
Better luck next time.
Levi Rogers
lol i laughed too hard to that
Jason Morales
-sighs- hi im ikarous now are you this evening?
Matthew Mitchell
of course i'm not you.
-Doc
Jaxon Wood
>I don't like eating ramen on a daily basis You're preaching to the choir with that...
>subtly pushes the donation box to a more visible location
Robert Miller
how*
Daniel Ward
Sleepy, you?
Ethan Peterson
>donates 2 dollars are you happy
-Doc
Andrew Wright
you all look the same so you might as well be
Justin Peterson
i'm never not here
Andrew Rogers
fuck
-Doc
Lucas Rogers
sleepy as well but i dont wanna sleep cuz it's the weekend..
Landon Collins
What exactly do you eat? I'm surprised you don't look like that Eugenia chick. You might recognize her as Ms. Skeltal.
Caleb Cox
Just don't start eating dirt again, Reimu.
Nathaniel Wright
Soon enough i was rolling with the "cool" group. I had friends that would pull all the basic girls and break all the clueless girls hearts, I had drug dealer friends that could get me whatever I needed for a hell of a good price, whether it was weed blow or whatever hallucigenic substance I wanted. Even the sport stars were close with me, I had people on the top soccer and basketball teams hanging out with my group, because of me.These people respected and loved me, I never cared much what people outside my clique thought of me and for a while it never occurred to me that I was "known"
Then the girls came in, oh man. I never really chased girls except this one, a nice light skin girl with an Afro. Oh man I had an eye on her for a while and she was the first girl I initated contact with. She saw me go from a fat beta to a more or less fit alpha. Long story short, she is in love with me to the highest degree but I can't say the same so she stays a friend. For a while a few whores have came onto me (even a good friends crush lmao) and I've rejected them because I have some pretty high standards for girls.
Fuck, last weekend at a grad party, one of the most popular girls at my school put some moves onto me yet I still rejected her offers to spend the night. And she's still in the midst of getting to know me.
But the big kicker with girls happened a few weeks ago...
Cont
Parker Allen
I just don't sleep.
Cooper Wright
She can barely even afford to eat that
Ethan Russell
Thank you, see, exactly. I'm not sure. Is some level of suffering unavoidable? Immortality doesn't seem like a good idea, though. I just think whatever I create should be less complicated than what's on Earth, and I don't mean on a physical aspect. If you touch me you might get a rough idea of your future, but the future isn't concrete. It wouldn't, you're trying to use humor to cover up the fact that what you said was stupid. I can also change my color at will. Just clearing it up for other people, your response the post, along with your name, would make it easy to confuse. You haven't even seen the other guy. And I doubt he looks similar to me, considering I am, as you mentioned, fucking blue.
Ethan Bennett
ありがとう . . . >bows
Xavier Bennett
wont be around for long tho
Oliver Price
FUG
-Doc
Justin Scott
All these colours and you chose to be salt.
Robert Jenkins
Well you're just edgelord supreme, aren't you?
Ryder Campbell
I see... well do you have some kind of sleeping disorder?
-touches your weird eyes thing- o////o
Adrian Ross
well, should i post my nickname AND my steam username? like this?
-Doc Goldeneye
Charles Parker
No, I just like it this way.
Jayden Ross
don't go japanese on me pls
-Doc Goldeneye
Dominic Edwards
we doing that now
~E.L.C.O.
Jeremiah Bennett
isn't it dangerous to fight off sleep?
Jace Price
Ramen, cheap sweets, or when times are really hard... Eheheh...
I know my yin-yang orbs keep me from getting fat, but I'm not sure what stops me from getting skinnier...
I think your creations might suffer no matter what you do. If you made them invincible and immortal, they'd just get bored and never grow or learn.
I guess that doesn't matter much with squirrels, but...